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A celibate Kris Aquino as president will eradicate poverty in PH

Kris shares with Boy Abunda her  theory about her success.
Kris shares with Boy Abunda her theory about her success.
I cannot imagine the Philippines without Kris Aquino. It would be boring.

I want Kris Aquino for President.

Everybody talks about the need for out-of-the box solutions to the problem of poverty that is the lot of almost a third of the country’s 99 million population. Kris Aquino has found the solution: don’t have sex and you will be blessed with money beyond your dreams.

In an interview last Tuesday with best friend Boy Abunda in her classy all-white house, Aquino couldn’t contain her joy for all the blessings coming her way: the box-office success of the movie of her son, Bimby, even if critics said it was inane (one critic said it was “contempt for the audience”); a hefty new contract with ABS-CBN after she floated the rumor that she was considering the job offer of businessman Manny V. Pangilinan to head TV5; plus many more.

These are her choice quotes:

“Ngayon ko na-realize pala talaga na it’s possible na ‘yung kaligayahan mo it doesn’t come pala from fulfillment sa sarili but it comes from seeing people loving your child. Sinabi ko nga, nagdarasal ako, ‘God, ano ba ang nagawa kong bongga para ibigay mo ito kay Bimb?’ Kasi hindi ba nasa Biblia ‘yon na kung ano ang itanim mo bilang magulang ‘yon ang aanihin ng anak. So sabi ko, ‘Thank you God.'”

“Kasi siguro mabait ako, kasi siguro celibate ako, sorry I have to say, let’s be honest. … I’m just saying na siguro parang alam ko kung ano ang priorities in life ko and siguro talaga kung ano ang pinakamahalaga sa iyo, ‘yun ang ipagkakaloob sa iyo ng Diyos at ang pinakamahalaga sa akin ay ‘yung dalawang anak ko.”

“I know my priorities siguro kaya na bi-blessed because I don’t have sex.”

Let’s try to follow Kris’ logic: she is blessed –so rich, she is one of the country’s top taxpayers – because she is mabait. That means the Filipinos living in poverty with no roof over their heads, the children scavenging for food are not mabait.


She said she is blessed because she doesn’t have sex. That means all those poor people are having an active sex life. And all those who are having an active sex life are not blessed.

Such genius. Only a Kris Aquino could have come up with that theory.

So if Kris becomes president, she will be a good example of population control. No sex, no more children. We will all be rich and blessed. Hurray! Kris Aquino for President.

With Kris Aquino in Malacañang, there will be complete transparency (who needs the Freedom of Information law?). Nothing will be taboo for her: from the color of her underwear (In her “Morning Girls” show with Korina Sanchez in 2004, she even revealed without any prodding the color of her panty) to her quarrels with her lovers (In 2003, she related on TV her bedroom fight with live-in partner, actor Joey Marquez. She said “Sinasabi nila that I grabbed at his genitals. I did. I wanted to crush it.”)

You would think her “Joey,you gave me STD” would be difficult to top? You will be surprised with what Kris can come up with in the future.

With Kris Aquino as president, it will not only be more fun in the Philippines. It will be a much-blessed Philippines.

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52 Comments

  1. Mannie Mannie

    I think this is the first time that this blog features a celebrity in the person of controversial personality like Kris. It’s good to have variety sometimes. We need to be entertained.

    I’m sorry to all her fans, but I think she doesn’t have any credibility. When her brother became President, she promised not to meddle in his job and politics or else she would go abroad and reside there. Since then, she has meddled many times including displaying her usual antics and dramas in the media that pertained to her personal and love life.

    Kris also endorsed GMA for P10M fee. At that time, she could not be blamed because her late mother and the Aquinos supported GMA.

    Her values and character are also in question. Except for James Yap, all her men were married whose ages were a lot older than her. Worse, she admitted in nationwide TV that she acquired STD (from actor Joey Marquez). Her fans would object to what I say, but James was her another victim. She uses her son as hostage and leverage in dealing with her ex.

    Kris lives a very high profile life displaying her wealth. Please take note that she often stares at her guests handbags, shoes and rings. When she notices that the guests wears an expensive stuff, she mentions and compliments it.

    Recently, she featured her new mansion in her TV program “Kris”. That was right after the tragic “Yolanda” typhoon wherein many victims were homeless. Many complained about her insensitivity. She was about to show her second and third floor that included her master bedroom when she decided to cancel the second part of the show due to public criticism.

    And here’s what reaches my limit: She said she was blessed because she’s not having sex. Gosh, is she saying that those who are having sex are not blessed? Did she have to brag about her being celibate? Who knows and cares what’s she doing to herself when she’s alone at home? She just doesn’t know how to stop. Her big mouth always gets her into trouble.

    Now, she’s eager to enter politics by running as Senator in 2016. If people like Grace Poe and Nancy Binay could be elected as Senators, of course Kris could win easily given her popularity. If she becomes a Senator, Sen. Santiago would have a tough competitor in Kris. The Senate would turn into showbiz.

    I apologize for expressing my opinion about Kris. I just thought of sharing what I think of her.

  2. chi chi

    Kung ganyan kadali na mabura ang poverty sa Pinas, hala na… Kris Aquino for President! 😀

    Fun fun fun sa Pinas, ultimate transparency!

    Wahooo, what a twisted mind!

  3. Mannie Mannie

    You know Chi, I always believe in the basic kindness of a person. Kris might have her weaknesses like all of us; but she could have a good heart and cares about the people. My basis of knowing a person’s sincerity is to live by example. I cannot 100% believe that a person really cares about the poor if she or he displays his or her wealth in public or in her show.

    I also look into a person’s ability to handle a family. If someone has no family meaning to spouse (like Pnoy), how would he be able to handle a country that requires more responsibilities. It’s for this reason why I disagree with the priests who are the first to oppose the RH Bill and other issues pertaining to family. They cannot be in a good position to criticize and oppose when they themselves are unmarried and never handled a family. Back to Kris, her ability to govern and run a country could be based on her ability to keep a marriage and relationship. All the men she had relationship with left her or she left them. That tells us something about her way of handling a relationship which is similar to running a country.

    Kris being a Congresswoman and Senator? Yes. President? Nah.

  4. vonjovi2 vonjovi2

    Di pa nasusubukan mag Barangay captain or mayor ay Presidente na ang hangad.

    Ano ba ang naitulong niya sa atin na di ginagamit ang camera or mga reporters.

    Walang lang SEX ay puwede ng maging president.. bawbaw naman.

    Sorry….

  5. Mannie Mannie

    Well, same can be said to Grace Poe especially Nancy Binay. Looking back, the late Cory was a mere housewife.

  6. vonjovi2 vonjovi2

    “More fun in the Philippines”

  7. From PaulJ:

    I enjoyed reading your column for today. But don’t assume that the “masa” don’t read your columns. They might pick up your idea and my beloved country ends up with President Kris in 2016. And I am not laughing or laughing. He,he, he.

  8. Some of the reactions in FB:

    Stella Arnaldo: hahahaha! Great piece Tita Ellen! Winner. I support your call! ;p

    Rey Garc: Oh my Lola! seriously?

    Stella Arnaldo: Unfortunately, this piece will go over the heads of many, esp. her fans. haha ;p

    Ellen Tordesillas: They will really vote for her? Windang ako.

    Stella Arnald: Not many Pinoys can read into sarcasm and irony.

  9. Mannie Mannie

    I immediately noticed the sarcasm of the article. I added my opinion about Kris who could cause more kris-is if she becomes President.

  10. chi chi

    Mawiwindang ka talaga, Ellen… kapag naging presidente si Kris, hahaha!

  11. baycas2 baycas2

    This formula of two females has never been tried before…

    POE-AQUINO in 2016.

    POE-AQUINO, POE-AQUINO, POE-AQUINO.

    Just try NOT to pronounce it fast…

    Dahan-dahan lang po, bagama’t malakas, ang pagbigkas ng POE-AQUINO…

  12. Mannie Mannie

    #11 Very funny. It’s a good one. You make my day. You must be referring to Grace Poe and Bam Aquino Team. Since the words POE-Aquino is very easy to remember, they have a good chance of winning especially the poor and criminal elements. 🙂

  13. baycas2 baycas2

    POE-AQUINO…

    Yun pong parehong babae…

    Grace Poe at Kris Aquino

    POE-AQUINO (6x)

    Kung ayaw ng bastos…

    GRACE-KRIS, walang mintis!
    Grace sa accountability,
    Kris sa transparency!

  14. Kapay may aquino pang mag presidente baka delubyo na ang dumating sa pilipinas. Baka signal number 10 na bagyo ang dumating, pati lindol. Sa panahon ni Cory may mga kalamidad, sa panahon ngayon ni pnoy madami pati giyera. Sa panahon ni Marcos may naaalala ba kayong malaking kalamidad na dulot ng kalikasan. Panahon ni marcos wala masyadong nagugutom lalo sa mga probinsya. Ngayon napakadami na. Basahin niyo January 16 sa bandera at sa editoryal.

  15. Ang Pilipinas ay isinumpa na dahil sa ginawang pagpatalsik kay Marcos ay kahirapan ang magiging kapalit. Sabi nga dahil sa masasama ang mabubuti ay nadadamay sa parusa ng Diyos. Kawawa ang mga hindi pa naisisilang. Mamumulat sila sa mundo na kahirapan ang kakaharapin at gutom. Isang napakalaking pagkakamali ang ginawang pagpatalsik kay Marcos dahil ng mapatalsik siya unti unting nagmahalan na ang mga bilihin. Dumami ang mapagsamantala. Pagkatapos ng bagyong Yolanda biruin niyo ilang araw na ang isang litro ng gasolina lampas 100 ang presyo, may iba pa nga ang pagbenta ay 200 pesos pero nauubos pa rin. Ang petrolyo ganun din 100 to 120 ang presyo bawat litro. Grabeh kasobrang mapagsamantala ng tao ngayon. Di makuntento sa maliit na kita. Ang bili sa Ormoc ay 57 per liter pero pag ibenta na lampas 100. Dahil daw mahirap makabili kaya mahal ang benta.

  16. Jose Samilin Jose Samilin

    Haaay!! buhay1! Si Kris Aquino, aalisin ang poverty sa Pinas. That’s not the norm. It’s bad words. Meaning gutom naman sa mga taga gobyerno. Do you want that?? Mariing sampal yan sa Kuya Pinoy.

    Dahil sa walang sex uunlad daw, at bakit si Pnoy nasubrahan ang sex kaya hindi umuunlad??? Okey here mag-ala Topacio para pareho na kaming celibate, ipapaalis ko rin yung itlog ko kung matutupad niyang alisin ng walang Jury System installed at walang 45% ng National Budget ang agricultura, in order to truly recognize Philippines as an agricultural country. To me everything will work in place adding the two proposals for the Philippines to grow systematically.

  17. Jose Samilin Jose Samilin

    #14,#15 Arvin, nasaan kaya si arvin bakit kalamidad lang ang alam na nakasadlak sa bayan, o baka naman masyadong bata ka pa ‘di mo pa alam noon ang mga prinsipyo sa paghihirap at pagkawaldas ng kaban ng yaman. Honestly, related ito, kung hindi mo isasama ng loob, dahil paninindigan mo yong sinulat mo, ilang edad ka na ba ngayon, please? Isipin mo na lang bakit may “Peoples Power#1 or EDSA#1, anu ba sa tingin mo ang ipinaglalaban nila? Kung maliwanag sa iyo ang lahat ng ito, normally, manlilit ka, dahil si Marcos as a whole, sa pagwaldas ng yaman at pag-alis ng karapatang pangtao ay sa kabuoan, ay nagpahirap ng bayan. Ang mga sumusunod ay sa ibang pamamaraan lang ang ginawang pagpapahirap sa bayan at mas masahol pa sa mga masamang gawa ni Marcos. Arvin, ngayon mo patunayan ang iyong isinulat, please, kami naman ang bugahan mo.

  18. MPRivera MPRivera

    hindi ang pagpapatalsik kay marcos at ang pagkakaluklok sa malakanyang ni cory aquino ang pangunahing dahilan kaya naghirap ang pilipinas KUNDI sa naging malayang pamamahayag na mistulang sinikil noong pahanon ng martial law.

    sa panahon ngayon ay walang hindi nailalahad ang media kahit sa pinakaliblib na lugar at pinakasimpleng krimen lalo’t higit ang karumaldumal na pinaggagagawa ng mga sukab sa poder – mga masisibang pulitiko, kaalyado at pati na rin kapamilya.

    IISA lang ang hindi mukuhang kalkalin ngayon ng media upang maipaabot sa taong bayan – ANG SOBRANG PAGTATAKIP NI NOYNOY SA KANYANG MGA KAALYADONG SANGKOT SA SANLAKSANG KABALBALAN AT KATIWALIAN!

  19. Mannie Mannie

    All the above opinions are correct. Each one has a point.

    I partly agree with Arvin. I don’t want to mention “curse” or any kind of superstition. Indeed, things have become worse after Marcos. What they accused Marcos of are exactly happening today and even worse. I used to share the belief of most people that Marcos was the worst President until GMA came. To me, GMA was the worst.

    Jose, I don’t know how old you were during Martial Law, but let me ask you this: Are we better off today than the time of Marcos? Whatever happened to 1986 Edsa Revolt? Did it serve the purpose or just a dog with a different collar?

    Mr. Rivera, one criticism against Marcos was his control of the media. There was no freedom of speech. Today, media may be free but corruption in media is still rampant. Journalists go to the highest bidders.

  20. “I know my priorities siguro kaya na bi-blessed because I don’t have sex.” – Kris

    Genius! Just imagine if Cory and Ninoy had the same idea…

  21. Jojo Jojo

    #1, Mannie, talagang believe na ako sayo. nasusundan mo ang buhay ni Kris. ako pag on ko ng TV at mukha ni Kris ang nakita ko, immediately I will grab the remote control and change channel ’cause ayaw kong masira ang araw ko. kung kamag-anak ko si mam Ellen Tordesillas tiyak na tinawagan ko siya sa phone to say ang daming article to feature. pero tama ka for change or variety. pero duda ko si Kris ang na Psycho therapy at hindi si Pnoy kaya parang wala sa tono ang buhay niya. anak ka ng Presidente sasabihin mo sa national TV na nag ka TULO ka dahil sa lalake OMG. Kaya lang naging artista si Kris ay dahil pasasalamat ng Lopez dahil ibinalik agad ang Dos sa tunay na may ari after EDSA one. ni sa guni-guni ay ayaw kong isipin na si Kris ay maging Presidente ng Pinas. and if that happen para ko nang nakita :

    1. State Secretary Boy Abunda
    2. DND Secretary Robin Padilla
    3 Press Secretary Vice Ganda & Anne Curtis
    4. Health Dept. Kim Attienza
    5. DFA Billy Crawford

  22. Mannie Mannie

    Jojo, I don’t like Kris but people in my family watch her. Kris got into showbiz not because of her talent and own effort. It was because at that time her mother Cory was the President. In fact, Cory asked Erap’s help and Kris also asked his advice about joining the movies. Erap convinced her.

    Of course later on, Kris’ talkativeness and big mouth proved to be advantageous. People and fans like gossips and one who keeps on telling others her personal life including sex. Simultaneous with her rise to stardom was the entry of the third sex in showbiz like Boy Abunda. Check the entertainment writers, talk show hosts, movies, game shows, gays are all around. Do you know that one TV show called “Showtime” now features a portion showing teens or kids who want to reveal their true sex to their parents on TV show? I think it’s called “Pogay”. It’s disgusting.

    If Kris becomes the President, for sure Boy Abunda will be the Executive Secretary. The two are the closest.

  23. Mannie Mannie

    Here:

    “The first-ever contestant of ‘I Am Pogay,’ the new ‘It’s Showtime’ segment for gay men launched on Saturday, shocked the hosts and audience alike as he revealed to his parents his sexual orientation for the first time.”

    The proliferation of gays in our entertainment industry today has inspired even the kids as young as less than 10 years old to behave and act like real gays. Look around your neighbors, the kids in the streets and everywhere. They’re not ashamed to show it.

    I’m not against third sex. But is this the one they should be focusing on today?

  24. Mannie Mannie

    Here’s more on Kris since the topic here is about her:

    I was told that the reason why Kris wanted to resign from ABS-CBN was because she wanted Charo Santos’ position as President and CEO of the Network. Now that she has decided to stay, what happens in the next few days or weeks would confirm it. So, the report or rumor about she planning to run for the President of the country could have been misquoted. She was after being the President of the Kapamilya Network Station.

    In her recent “Kris TV” program, she showed all her gifts to buddy Boy Abunda in her program which was not necessary. Those were her personal gifts to Boy upon her arrival from abroad. Why did she have to brag about them showing the expensive stuff? Actually, Kris is using her own TV program to talk about herself, her sons and wealth and some of her close friends.

  25. Mannie Mannie

    Off topic. Sorry to insert this piece of latest news I came across that shocked me:

    ROME- A Salvadorean nun who said she had no idea she was pregnant gave birth in Italy this week after she felt stomach cramps in her convent and was rushed to hospital, Italian media reported on Friday.

    The 31-year-old mother and her baby boy, who weighs 9 pounds, are doing well and other new mothers in Rieti hospital have begun collecting clothes and donations for her, the reports said.

    “I did not know I was pregnant. I only felt a stomach pain,” the nun was quoted as saying at the hospital, the Italian news agency ANSA reported.

  26. Jojo Jojo

    #22, Mannie, I do not watch Showtime ’cause nakukulili ang tenga ko sa ingay. tila ba wala akong mapupulot na moral value. matagal ko nang napansin na ang ABS-CBN ay tila lungga (hide away) ng mga bading. magmula sa extra, lead role, director ay puro bading. I wonder why the management of Dos is tolerating it. duda ko baka isa sa mga Lopez ay baka bading. Kaya ako Mannie every time kong mabasa sa internet somebody is asking why the Philippines movie never got a trophy from Oscar even a short or documentary film ako’y natatawa. Regarding sa nun na hindi alam na siya ay pregnant luma na yan at marami nang ganyang story. May nabasa nga ako sa internet na mas mabilis daw ang pari (priest) kaysa sa kidlat ay tiyak na matatawa ka. But I can not tell the story at baka ipatawag ng MTRCB si mam Ellen Tordesillas.

  27. Mannie Mannie

    Jojo, please don’t suspect one of the Lopezes is gay. Are you suspecting Gabby Lopez who’s very refined in manner? 🙂

    In fainess to ABS-CBN, other networks have also gays. Decades ago at least when I was young, no gay was brave to come out in the open or they got beaten up in the streets. Today, they even brag about it. I don’t mind if they behave decently but some are just too much. For example, I’m very turned off with the likes of that certain “Chocolate”. The lesbians are as bad. Those like Aiza and Charice make me sick.

    This is not to say that the gays are useless creatures. Many excel in their chosen profession. We have many successful fashion designers. Whether we like it or not, this is the century of the gays. The entertainment industry shall not be the same without them. Yes, gays abroad are more discreet and behave decently. That’s why they’re very respected. Here, they’re not advancing their cause but sometimes giving the gay community a bad name. Oh yes, gay contests like “Miss Gay Philippines” has become popular. And these gays even look a lot prettier and sexier than the real women.

  28. Nathaniel Medino Nathaniel Medino

    So it means blessed are the people without having sex? Really? I wonder? Why she didnt opposed when his Kuya Pnoy pressured the Congress to pass the Reproductive Health.

    Bravo bravo! Laughing… laughing… laughing… clap clap clap! What a sick twisted views/mind. Tsk tsk tsk…

  29. Kapag edsa celebration konti na lang ang tao. Napanood ko dati sa tv interbyu ang isang senador. Sabi niya ang pinaglaban daw nila sa edsa 1 ay hindi ramdam sa kasalukuyan. Giyera sa mindanao at baha, lindol at bagyo sa vizayas. Kaaabang abang ano ang ang sa luzon. Lalo na sa Metro Manila na nariyan pa ang ilang ordinaryong mamamayan na sumama sa edsa 1 na isa silang dahilan bakit napatalsik si Marcos. Kung wala ang mga ordinaryong mamamayan hindi mapapatalsik si Marcos. Unti unti ng dumarating ang sumpa. Lahat ng tao na ay maaapektuhan dahil ang sumpa ay mananatili hanggat walang Marcos na muling maging presidente ng Pilipinas. Kapag may Marcos na uli na maging presidente tiyak walang malalaking kalamidad na darating sa Pilipinas. At tiyak unti unti uunlad ang bansa dahil wala masyadong magugutom na tao. Mababawasan ang mga tao na magnanakaw o masasama. Magiging mapayapa na uli ang Pilipinas dahil muli magkakaroon ng disiplina ang karamihan na tao..

  30. baycas2 baycas2

    My previous comments in this blog post (two to be exact) were obviously done in jest.

    Well, Kris Aquino has issues with her God and the self-imposed celibacy was obviously on account of her having no husband at present. She, being a Catholic, followed the Catholic teaching (indoctrination, to some) to the letter.

    She was so good lately that she was very much blessed. Apparently she is so thankful about it that she even shared the good fortune on national media…possibly likewise addressing all the Catholics out there to do the same goodness she had done.

  31. Mannie Mannie

    #30 I beg to disagree. The late Cory was a devout Catholic, but not Kris. If Kris is following Catholic teaching, she would not have a child with Philip Salvador without the sacrament of marriage. She would not have engaged in a relationship with married men. When you talked about Catholic teachings, I think you didn’t include the teachings or words written in the Holy Scriptures. Because the Catholics base their beliefs and faith not solely on the Bible, but man-made teachings and human traditions.

    To enjoy the material things in this life is not necessarily blessings (from God). If that’s your measurement of success and gifts from God, then the poor is not blessed. God says “Blessed are the poor for they shall inherit the Kingdom of God”. Sharing good fortune on nationwide TV or media is one thing, but displaying your wealth is another. Do you think it was appropriate for Kris to be showing her new mansion right after the Yolanda typhoon when thousands were homeless?

  32. Mannie Mannie

    #29 Arvin, Edsa Revolt celebration has become irrelevant. People’s passion was still high during Cory’s term then gradually disappeared. For one thing, many of those Edsa participants parted ways. Some became Aquino’s political enemies while some reconciled with the Marcoses. As I said earlier, the 1986 Edsa Revolt was a product of grand conspiracy. They all conspired just to get rid of Marcos.

  33. saxnviolins saxnviolins

    Postponed pala ang oral argument sa DAP.

    Will it be Dead Again Pork? Or Deceitfully Anesthesized Pork? Sa gapangan magkakaalaman.

    Meantime, I have been visiting the Budget page of Singapore. Maari palang magmungkahi ang mamamayan.

    singaporebudget.gov.sg/budget_2014/home.aspx (lagyan ng tatlong w sa unahan.)

    Tinitingnan ko rin ang mga dating budget ng Singapore. Detalyado. Kaya walang “like a thief in the night” type expenditure.

    Sabi ng penoy balut “Kung walang kurap, walang mahirap.” Sa tingin ko, “Kung lahat inihaharap (disclosed), mahirap lumusot ang kurap.”

  34. saxnviolins saxnviolins

    Kung walang sex may blessing?

    King Solomon and his 3,000 concubines beg to differ.

    So does Amschel Rothschild. Had ten children, nakunan pa ng anim or pitong beses ang asawa (from Founder, by Amos Elon).

  35. vic vic

    During the Legislature discussion about the State business on the its nation “morality” towards the Sexual activities of its Adults citizens and residents, the Playboy, serial womanizer PM when asked by reporter his Piece has this for a Reply..and it sounds like This ” the Government Has no Business in the Bedrooms of the Nation”

    And who said the unmarried, bachelor, shortlived married, serial womanizer, Leader can be Great? Pierre Elliot Trudeau have had affair with the world’s Beuaties including Ms Barbra Streisand, the young Margot Kidder, and the beautiful Queen of Guitar, Leona Boyd, Married Margaret at the age when he was older by 2 years than Maggie’s mom, bore him 3 boys, the youngest one was lost in an Avalance in a skiing trip and the body never been found..the Marriage did not last long and Trudeau also has a Very beautiful and intellectual Daughter by his Political Aide, now a graduate of the World’s Foremost Business School, the Wharton School at the University of Pynnsylvania, and soon will. if his half Brother Justin is not successful in winning a Government will be follwing her Father’s Path to Greatness..

    There was a noise among the Big voices in Liberal Party to launch the Young Girl Political Career, but she feel she is still too young (she just graduated) and may have to wait and give the opportunity to her half brother…

    But most Liberal Party oldtimers and mainstays would rather see Sarah Coyne lead the Party her Father lead for so many great years…The Decision in now hers and hers alone.

  36. Jojo Jojo

    #31, Mannie you forgot to mention siya ang nagpunta sa province ni James Yap from what I have read to talk to the parents of James. Si Kris ang namanhikan para kay James Yap. Kabaligtaran ng sinabi mong pagka catholic devote ng mother niya. What a disgusting sa kultura ng mga Maria Clara. Sabi mga sa showbiz lingo “Kadiri to Death”

  37. baycas2 baycas2

    Things to remember:

    1. Present celibacy she imposed on herself
    2. Catholic teaching in having sex she followed recently
    3. Blessings she measured according to her perception
    4. Information she shared on national media
    5. Might be good on her, certainly not for everyone
    6. Her issues are between her and her God
    7. Lastly, the above are just my interpretations

  38. Mannie Mannie

    #37: I remember that, Jojo. In other words, Kris was the one who chased James. We only have to see how many failed relationships she had. How many men were under her hands. People say she’s dominant and manipulative. That’s what money and power could give to a person.

    Anyone could invoke God’s name and his or her religion to defend his or her actions. #38, I take note of those things to remember; but I’m sorry I don’t agree.

  39. Mannie Mannie

    #35, the problem with Kris is she opens her mouth without thinking. She forgets that she’s a presidential sister, a celebrity, a mother, and a mother who was a devout Catholic.
    She has the media in her control. If she wants to defend herself or attack someone, she can do it. She could cry all she can. She can act and do lots of dramas. She has lots of showbiz friends to defend her. She’s very generous to entertainment journalists. I was once told that when the cell phone was just beginning to be popular, she gave cells to the PR writers. Who would write negative about her?

  40. vonjovi2 vonjovi2

    #20
    “I know my priorities siguro kaya na bi-blessed because I don’t have sex.” – Kris Genius! Just imagine if Cory and Ninoy had the same idea… –

    I think iyan message ni kris ay bagay kay Pnoy no sex since walang naging siyota. Pero bakit ganoon si kris lang ang bi-bleesed ni God eh si Pnoy walang walang sex malas pa rin.

    Namimili si God ah… 🙂

  41. #34, yes SnV. I think Malacanang knows they still don’t have the numbers. The lobbying is still on.

    A friend, an Aquino supporter who is anti-DAP, said he was asked by a friend in Malacanang to tone down his criticism of it.

  42. Mannie Mannie

    #41: Just because one does not have a partner does not mean there’s no sex. There are many ways. There’s a saying “there are many ways to skin a cat”. 🙂

  43. Mannie Mannie

    #42 The way it is now, what they accused of the previous administration and those before the previous are the same things this current administration is doing. It’s the highest form of hypocrisy for Pnoy to claim his is a clean government.

  44. jcj2013 jcj2013

    What makes PNoy’s administration different from the three previous ones is that PNoy has not been directly implicated in or accused of stealing public funds. Even his worst critics concede na hindi siya nagnanakaw sa kaban ng bayan. I’m content with that.

  45. Mannie Mannie

    You’re partly correct. But being incorruptible and clean then condone your men is as bad and guilty. For sure, Pnoy knows some of his men are corrupt. But if they belong to his KKK, then they are not immediately let go.

    Pnoy is no different from his late mother Cory. Cory was clean. But she allowed her brother Peping, then head of the notorious Kamag-anak Inc. to be corrupt so much so that a fall guy in the person of the late Congressman De Guzman took ownership of the smuggled guns caught at the airport that belonged to Peping.

  46. Mula ng mapatalsik si Marcos wala ng naging seryoso na namumuno ng bansa. Iniinterbyu ng media dahil sa kalamidad o gulo sa bansa ay nakangisi o tumatawa pa rin. Masyadong nakakahiya ang maging politiko sa bansang Pilipinas sa ngayon. Dahil ang mga problema ay hindi kayang masolusyunan dahil ang sumpa sa pagpatalsik kay Marcos ay mananatili sa mga tao. Kahirapan ang naging kapalit sa pagpatalsik kay Marcos.

  47. Ang mga ordinaryong tao na sumama sa edsa para mapatalsik si Marcos na nasa Manila tiyak ngayon kayod kalabaw para mabuhay. Maiinggit sila na ang mga malalaking pagkatao ay masarap ang kalagayan sa buhay ngayon dahil nakapasok sa politika at nagkapera. Pero sila na mga ordinaryong mamamayan ay patuloy sa ibaba. Hindi angkop sa kanila ang kanta na “ngayon ako ay nasa ilalim, sana bukas nasa ibabaw naman.”

  48. Mannie Mannie

    Arvin, you indeed sound like a true blooded Marcos loyalist.

    Yes, majority of the Edsa participants were in Metro Manila where the rich and the elite were. Those in the provinces did not even know what was happening even after Marcos was ousted. It was a shock to them. The bloated number of one million Edsa people actually numbered less than that with almost half of them curious onlookers. You know the Pinoys…they want to be there at the scene especially when the inevitable is about to happen.

    Again, Marcos was a good leader who became corrupt because of the ambitious wife and other cronies; the same mistake Erap committed that also caused the latter’s ouster (Loi was not ambitious, though).

  49. andres andres

    Oh my…. Kris Aquino for VP or Prez? What is happenong here? 2 taon langa ko halos namahinga ganito na usapan? Haha!

  50. This is the comment of Marcelle Fabie ‏@mistervader in Twitter on commentors who didn’t get the satire of the article:

    The amount of people who completely missed @tordesillas’s point is staggering

  51. Mannie Mannie

    Marcelle, we or at least I was able to get her point.

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