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Top ten messages left in Noynoy Aquino’s answering machine after the release of the latest Pulse Asia Survey

From the Professional Heckler:

Noynoy Aquino
Noynoy Aquino
No. 10: “Hi Noy. Korina here. Have you heard the news? Mar has been pulling away in the vice presidential surveys. I’m so very happy for my husband. Are you?”

No. 9: “Senator, this is Mayen Austria. Alam ko pong may problema kayo ngayon sa survey ratings n’yo, pero wala na po talaga akong mapagsabihan ng problema ko sa aking boyfriend eh. Nagpalit na kasi ng number si James.”

No. 8: “Noynoy, si Jamby ‘to. I’ve done every possible thing against that corrupt and evil candidate of the Nacionalista Party. Tell me, saan ako nagkulang?”

No. 7: “Mr. Senator, this is the SWS. Quiapo pala huh. Ayan ang napala mo!”

No. 6: “Hi Noy. Si Korina ulit ‘to. Nasabi ko na ba sa ‘yo na ang taas-taas ng rating ngayon ni Mar? Boom-boom pow! Boom-boom pow!”

Fast forward to No. 1 Message from Kris :“’Noy, don’t worry ok? Next week, susugurin ko ulit si Mayen, pero sasampalin ko na siya para mas pag-usapan. ‘Tapos, makikipaghiwalay ulit ako kay James, hindi lang two days but five. Pero help me naman with Ate Ballsy para may malipatan ako pansamantala. Nahihiya na ‘kong makitira kay Ate Pinky eh. ‘Tsaka… wait lang huh, ‘tawag ako ulit. Gosh, Joshua, ano baaaa! Huwag mong sakyan si Baby James!”

Click here to read the rest of the messages. Kakabagan ka sa kakatawa.

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83 Comments

  1. Mon Mon

    Bato-bato sa langit, ang tamaan, okay lang magalit…

    *Cory through a medium: “Noy, don’t worry; look at me. During my presidency, madaming nagsabi na ako daw, gaya nang sinasabi nila ngayon sa iyo, “wala akong alam.” Eh di ba, the truth shall set you free. Anak kita, so saan ka pa magmamana, di ba? So, acceptance lang Noy. Saka, malamang tutulungan ka ni Barack Obama. Naglakad ako noon sa ulan para lang ma retain yung military bases nila, di ba? Saka, don’t forget to pray.”

    *Ninoy through a medium: “Noy, makinig ka sa mommy mo.Saka, huwag kang matakot. Hindi naman ina-assasinate ang mga walang alam. Mas maraming inis sa kapatid mong si Kris. So, safe ka. Tuloy ang laban.”

  2. tru blue tru blue

    That’s a good one Mon! Let’s pray na lang for Noyski’s success, there’s no other choice. Andyan naman si Mar to wake him up pag nakatunganga sa trabaho, hehe….

  3. What If :

    1) Manny Villar is elected President in May 2010?
    2) Senator Loren Legarda returns to the Senate and is elected new Senate President?
    3) Congresswoman Gloria Arroyo is elected new Speaker of the House of Representatives?
    4) Gloria appoints her former presidential spokesman SC Justice Renato Corona as SC Chief Justice?

    GOD save the Philippines!

  4. martina martina

    No. 7: “Mr. Senator, this is the SWS. Quiapo pala huh. Ayan ang napala mo!”

    Sorry, but can’t get this. There must have been a premise for this.

    As for Kris, better her than the wife of Gibo, who looks very atat na atat to be a FL.

  5. romyman romyman

    Who would you vote a man who can justify the murder of 7 unarmed strikers in a privilege speech?

    Sige boto nyo ang walang konsensiya !!

  6. romyman romyman

    GOD save the Philippines from Noynoy. He has no moral ascendancy whatsoever. The ghost of Hacienda Luisita’s dead and his privilege speech defending / justifying the assault on sugar cane workers shows his callousness.

    Read the GMA News article.

  7. Mike Mike

    “Hello, Manong, baka naman may maitutulong ako sa inyo. Makakatulong naman ako kung may kailangan kayo… uhh Allan, sino ba ‘tong tinatawagan ko? Di ba kay JPE ‘to?…. Ano? Noynoy? Ay sh*t…. click.”

  8. Tedanz Tedanz

    Wala silang makitang panira kay Noynoy …. ayon nagkalkal na sila ang mga kasalanan ng mga ninuno niya. Kung may kasalanan man ang mga Cojuangco’s sa mga lupain nila … apektado ay yong mga taong nakinabang na sa mga lupain na iyan na hanggang ngayon nakikinabang pa.
    Pero ang ginawa nitong si Villar …. buong mamamayan ay apektado. Siya ang nakinabang sa pera ng Bayan. Sino ngayon ang mas gago? Puweeee!!!!!
    Kawawang Noynoy. Pareng Henry musta na?
    Buti na lang Erap ako …..

  9. vic vic

    If the surveys changed the standings of candidates a few weeks into the campaign, it will change a few more times for the next several weeks until polling day.

    Aquino can do his campaign a favour if he will review who run the campaign behind the scene and bring in some fresh bodies either to change the direction of the campaign or to contribute some inputs. Even with the Maximum 45 days (sometimes shorter) campaign for our Federal Election, the ratings of standing of parties keep changing.

    Opposition and New Democrats Leader Jack Layton announced to the nation that he was diagnosed with Prostrate Cancer and it is good that High Profile personalities are upfront and frank with their health issues as this will make the Public aware that whatever form of illness, most are treatable with early detection.
    Yours truly was called by my family physician after a regular annual check last week that I will be under watch for the same illness and submit for follow check every three months.

    and read how the Politicians, despite their daily battles of words in the House of Commons are Truly friends in Person.

    http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/article/761538–jack-layton-says-he-ll-stay-on-the-job-during-cancer-fight

  10. Martina, re #5, When the surveys showing Villar catching up with him first showed up, Noynoy’s reaction was “Asked during the “presidential forum” by Mike Enriquez, who acted as moderator, about the decline in his ratings compared with Nationalista Party standard-bearer Manny Villar’s surge, Aquino said: “Ah, may survey na matino, may survey na nabibili seguro sa Quiapo (There are credible surveys, there are also surveys that can be bought in Quiapo).”

    http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/breakingnews/nation/view/20100109-246412/Aquino-belittles-Villar-survey-ratings

    He later on wrote SWS saying he was referring to other survey firms, not SWS. http://www.sws.org.ph/

  11. Forced by circumstances (electing Villar, the plunderer is simply out of the question) good thinking Pinoys will be Voting for Aquino TO ELECT Roxas

    Amazing that a nation will be voting for the standard bearer but will actually be relying on the vice to get things up to speed/run the country because the standard bearer is professionally handicapped.

    Not seen anything like it. Everything is completely skewed in Pinas.

  12. None of the presidentiables have the combined professional and moral qualifications to run the country. NONE!!!

    Whoever gets elected, it is the pinoys who invariably will pay for this skewed state of affairs.

    Truly, the largest portion of the blame/the fault lies in the non-thinking Pinoy voter and the overwhelming majority of the idiotic masa who’d rather sell their votes or vote for the inept because the inept is in the entertainment business.

    Whatever one says, eg., fault of media, fault of the elite, fault of the politician, fault of my neighbour, fault of my aunt, fault of whoever, etc etc, at the end of the day, the masa outnumber every other class of society — they could make the difference but they prefer the status quo to remain and so vote for the inept and the corrupt, etc etc (so they can continue to whimper and moan about the condition of their lives!)

    Sanamagan! What a country!

  13. Ooops, “None of the presidentiables HAS the combined professional and moral qualifications to run the country. NONE!!!”

  14. Ellen,

    Sorry for the remark (idiotic masa) but I’m a bit upset. I met a couple of Pinays (working as maids) in a supermarket this morning and one thing led to another, i.e., politics. They will be voting for Erap.

    Me: Why are you voting for Erap?

    Older Pinay maid: “Kasi siya po ang kilala ko.”
    Me to myself: Shit! She must have read what I posted here about being forced to vote between Villar and Erap, “I’d rather vote for the devil I know than the devil I don’t know…”

    Younger Pinay maid: Kasi po, kawawa naman siya eh. Dating presidente e napaalis. Saka matanda na po siya, ibigay na sa kanya ang pagka-presidente bago man lang mamatay.
    Me: Putangina, anong klaseng reasoning yan!

    (Me to myself: Gaga, kaya ang karamihan ng mga Pinay sa bansang ito ay mga alila…, mapping of the mind in childhood was skewed!)

  15. Hiwalay iyon, ang boto sa presidente at ang boto sa bise.

    Mar Roxas siguradong panalo.
    Mas gusto ko si Gordon, pero palagay ko si Villar panalo.

    “Your candidacy will deliver us back…to the great fight between Good…and Eye of Mordor… Use the Force, Noy”…. heh heh heh pambihira talaga si deQuiros, sali-saliwa ang pagsusulat.

  16. gusa77 gusa77

    Ang kaugnayan ng Asukal sa bata,ina at ng kandidato.May isang bata humingi ng piso sa ina at gustong bumili ng paboritong kendi,subalit bigo ang kaawang paslit dahil ang salaping halaga ay di sapat,dahil para sa balutan lang ng kendi ang piso.Umuwi at tinanong ang ina bakit ang halaga tumaas bigla.Sagot ng ina ay mahabang istorya anak,ang iyong ama ay noon nanligaw ay mahilig lumaklak ng asukal bago pumanhik ng ligaw,ang pangako niya ay susunkitin niya ang mga bituin at buwan,sa tamis ng dila ako ang nasungkit at siyam buwan ikaw ang lumabas,ngayon kaugnayan ng asukal ay dahil ang iyong ama naninilbihan sa taniman tubohan sa LAGUNA,noon at halalan.Isang matalinong at may sinasabing kandidato at ang pangako kami daw bibigyan ng bahay at kung siya ay mahalal.Nahalal ang ungas at eto tayo ngayon ESKWATER sa tabi ng dagat na puro basura,na iyon nilalanguyan,dahil nabili pala ng ungas na kandidato ang lupang kinatitirikan ng ating dampa.Ang taniman ng tubo ay naging taniman ng mararangyang bahay at mamahil daanan ng sasakyan ng mga nakakaangat sa buhay at kami ay itinaboy sa lansangan manirahan at napadpad sa dagat na puro basura.Kaya ang pabahay na ibibigay sa iyo ay isang pangarap sa bangongot na maaring ikamatay anak,bago ibibigay o ibebenta sa mga dayuhan na maraming basura upang itapon sa dagat na iyong nilalanguyan.Nawala ang bukid na dapat maghahatid ng kakainin sa hapag kainan at maraming ngayon ay naging ESKWATER dahil sila itinaboy ng mga sinasabing linkod para sa bayan.Ang tamis ng dila ay isang patibong upang bigyan sila ng karapatan na nakawan ka.

  17. chi chi

    The Equalizer – February 6, 2010 4:50 pm

    What If :

    1) Manny Villar is elected President in May 2010?
    2) Senator Loren Legarda returns to the Senate and is elected new Senate President?
    3) Congresswoman Gloria Arroyo is elected new Speaker of the House of Representatives?
    4) Gloria appoints her former presidential spokesman SC Justice Renato Corona as SC Chief Justice?

    GOD save the Philippines!

    ___

    Mismo! The darkest years in Pinas history!

    I won’t gamble in Villar’s talents, dun na lang ako sa “walang alam” (muli)!

    Villar is a tamperer of the Constitution.

    Villar si sobrang tiyaga at C-pag that adds billions of pesos na kurakot sa taxes ni Juan to his pockets.

    Villar is kasindunong ni Gloria na mag-magic ng pera.

    Ang baho ng basura na nilangoy ni Villar ay kapit na kapit sa kanya.

  18. chi chi

    “None of the presidentiables have the combined professional and moral qualifications to run the country. NONE!!!”

    Yes, Anna. The reason why I’ll vote for who “what my heart tells me”. Hahaha!!!

  19. chi chi

    “Kung may kasalanan man ang mga Cojuangco’s sa mga lupain nila … apektado ay yong mga taong nakinabang na sa mga lupain na iyan na hanggang ngayon nakikinabang pa.
    Pero ang ginawa nitong si Villar …. buong mamamayan ay apektado. Siya ang nakinabang sa pera ng Bayan. Sino ngayon ang mas gago? Puweeee!!!!!”

    Tedaz, napakagaling ng puntos mo. Napakarami talagang pinoy na hindi nag-iisip, ano?

    Kung manalo si Villar, I’m all ready to give up my small shares in fighting for my beloved Pinas. Useless, susundan ko na si Tongue.

  20. All this pre-election stress caused by these damned surveys…nobody is winning yet, we have a long way to go and we have other candidates. Who really knows whats in the minds of our presidentiables? There is such a thing as redemption after all. Whoever the people will choose it doesn’t matter if its Noynoy or Villar or Erap or Gibo or Gordon, we have to respect the people’s mandate and work together with our new leaders, otherwise we are in danger of being perennial rebels, always “against something.”
    …I believe that even Gloria’s perceived “boys” have minds of their own and will have a choice of how they will lead and how they intend to be remembered. These people have families, loved ones, parents, brothers, sisters, they have loved and been loved also, its not all dogged pursuit of blind ambition…they’re also human…and have the capacity to change for the better…
    Biases aside, anyone of them can be a good leader. Anyway, politics is basically an interplay of people pushing their respective agendas, hopefully in their pursuit of these, something good will come out for the sake of the country and the people…

  21. Tedanz Tedanz

    Anna: Why are you voting for Erap?
    Older Pinay maid: “Kasi siya po ang kilala ko.”

    Eksakli, yan ang ginagawa ni Villar … yong makilala siya. Kaya binayaran niya yong mga comedyanteng pilit nagpapatawa. Kasi daw wala siyang kapatid na artista at mga magulang na kilala. Ang babaw ng rason di ba?

    Si Erap ay dati ng celebrity … pangalan lang kilala na siya buong sulok ng Pinas. Kaya hindi natin masisisi si Older Pinay.

    At yong pangalawang interview … normal na lang sa isang Pinoy yang ganyang rason kasi kahit gusto niyang tumulong noon dehins niya magawa dahil siya’y isang mahirap lang. Pinagtulong tulongan na nila si Erap …. ma-yellow man, elitista man, mga pari man, mga military man at yong mga mahihirap na naki-usyuso na lang at walang magawa kundi sunod sunuran na lamang.

  22. From Edwin Lacierda, spokesman of LP presidential be Noynoy Aquino:

    So, Manny Villar said that as Senate President, his term included investigating the Fertilizer Fund Scam and bringing back Joc Joc Bolante, the infamous Agriculture Undersecretary and best friend of the First Gentleman, back to the Philippines.

    Guess who is now Villar’s coalition candidate for Governor of Capiz? None other than Joc Joc Bolante!

    So, the cat is really out of the bag! Villar is really GMA’s and FG’s secret candidate. Another 6 years of Gloria Arroyo with Villar as president!

    And this is no Joke Joke!

    Click on image to see it enlarged:

    Jocjoc and Villar

  23. henry90 henry90

    Tedanz:

    Nandito lang ako nagmamasid. La namang bagong argumento kasi maliban sa walang alam, Hda Luisita, etc. usual stuff. Yun din sabi nila kay Magsaysay di ba? Walang alam. . .pero ikumpara mo naman ang mga maraming alam sa kanya. Sino ang mas minahal ng tao. Simpleng talino lang naman ang kailangan ng isang tao kung gusto nya talagang maglingkod di ba? That’s why there is a slew of cabinet secretaries and all sorts of economic managers employed in government to help the president in the first place. I dont know kung bakit masyado tayong fixated sa isang pinuno na alam nya lahat ng trabaho sa gobyerno pero ang kalalabasan ay basura pa rin tayo. Or nakalimutan na ba natin na team effort dapat lahat ito? Pag lagi na lang natin sasabihin na walang magaling sa mga presidentiables ngayon, aba’y sinong kandidato ang hinahanap natin. Di bobo ang mga kandidato yan. Lahat sila ay nagtapos maliban lang kay Pareng Erap at may kakayahang mamuno. All we need right now actually is someone who can give us hope that we can still get out from the quagmire that we are in. Had these been normal times, Gordon would have been a good choice. But these are not normal times. That’s why most people, I’m not saying all, look up to Aquino, short of a savior, to deliver us from this moral decadence all around us. Corruption is still the number one issue and despite all the dirt his foes are throwing at him, none of them can hold a candle against Noynoy in this aspect. Naghahanap sila ng track record? Yan ang track record! Di pamilya ng magnanakaw!

  24. Tedanz Tedanz

    Naghahanap tayo kung ano ang nagawa ni Erap sa panandaliang oras niya sa Malakanyang … mga Igan pumoporma pa lang siya ika nga … sinipa na. Alam naman natin na hindi pa idini-declare na panalo siya ….. may plano na ang mga buhong para ma-agaw ang trono sa kanya. Masisisi ba natin siya?

    Ang isang Pangulo ay mahirap at lahat ng tukso nandiyan. Pero magsabi nga kayo kung may may gaya ng fertizer scam o NBN-ZTE scam na sangkot siya o sangkot ang mga sekretaris niya? Isinangkot siya sa jueteng at sino ang nagsabit sa kanya … si Chavit na alam naman natin na jueteng lord. Kita niyo naman isa lang siya naglilingkod sa Gobyerno may eroplano? Ano ba yan?????

  25. Tedanz Tedanz

    Pareng Henry,
    Gusto kung maglaban sa finals ay aking si Erap at kay Noynoy mo. Good Luck na lang Igan at medyo panalo yata kami…. lol
    Alam ko itong dalawang ito ay hindi mandadaya.

  26. chi chi

    #23 Edwin Lacerda re: Guess who is now Villar’s coalition candidate for Governor of Capiz? None other than Joc Joc Bolante!

    Puta! Yan ba ang for the sake of country and people ni Villar?! Heaven forbids!

  27. chi chi

    Joke Joke Bolante, ManeVillar’s governatorial candidate! The big Joke Joke is on us again forced down our throats by no other than a plunderer who may become our next president! Shit!

  28. ocayvalle ocayvalle

    whats wrong if a maid is voting for erap..?? none!! thats why philippines is a third world country..that`s what you call a job descrimenation..why is it that erap is being demonized..?if i do remember, even before he was running for president, almost every people who are claiming to be educated ets..and even cardinal sin was all against erap to be president..” anybody but not erap..cardinal sin!!” look at the west or here in usa.. the president has the mandate of the people.. erap was voted with the biggest margin of vote.. dito sa southern california,and even at east coast or midwest.. sa lugar na maraming filipino, i can see that they still love erap and if they can vote, they will vote for him..kasi, what i see, they believed erap was a victim of of conspiracy among the few people in the philippines playing king makers or playing GOD to the filipinos.. even if i can not vote, my wish and prayers is for erap to win this presidency, and continue his program in uniting the filipino people.. i do believe he can do it, because he is the only person who have the political will to do so, like legalizing jueteng, sino ba ang me ayaw, di ba mga taga simbahan, dahil immoral daw.. he wants to stop the war in mindanao and put the whole country in one flag, sino me ayaw, di ba iyong mga taga simbahan din.. he made an all out war against the abu sayaf..sino me ayaw, di ba iyong mga taga simbahan din.. tapos itong siyam na taon sa nakaw na presidente ni GMA,” not once but twice, still they do support her.. so sino ang immoral at corrupt si erap pa rin ba?? sana gumising na tayo, this is our last chance to save the philippines..!!

  29. Jamby Jamby

    Noynoy is GMA’s secret candidate. In fact his close relatives are:

    1)former senator Tessie Aquino-Oreta, head of Early Childhood Care and Development Council under the office of the President and whose husband is Nolynoy’s surrogate father and contractor of dam project in rep. Dato Arroyo’s distict;

    2)former Tarlac Governor Margarita Cojuangco, who is president of the Public Safety College under DILG;

    3)Lupita Aquino-Kashiwahara who is GMA’s image consultant;

    4)Paul Aquino, who is CEO of Energy Development Corporation and Noynoy’s political strategist.

    Facts speak for themsleves.

    What change of agenda is Noynoy taking about.

  30. Jamby Jamby

    Ellen, I emailed you photo of Noynoy and Mar endorsing Buan, the suspected drug pusher.

    Please post it here. Since you also posted the Jocjoc photo.

  31. ocayvalle ocayvalle

    i got this from a friend.. an american who is following up what`s happenning in our country..
    proverbs 17:4.
    man is eveil and a liar..
    summarizing;
    man-evil-liar
    mane-vil-liar
    manny villar..!!
    what`s in name..my gosh;
    very creative di ba..??
    wake up people..!!

  32. rose rose

    sometimes, kung sino ang inaapi ay siya pang nagwawagi..matalino si Marcos pero but was he a good pesident? ipinakulong niya si Ninoy and a journalist who was against him..Then came Cory na walang alam..bakit siya minahal ng mga tao? kasi hindi siya marunong..magnakaw..she was comitted to her faith and her beliefs..next was Mr. Tabako, marunong, West Pointer, was he a good president? he did some good and he gave us a bit of hope for the Phil. he pointed to the East and nabenta ang Fort Bonifacio..came Erap, who now wants to be ala MacArthur (I shall return)..pero tinulak ni putot (small but terrible) is she a good president or siya ay pang gulo lamang?..matalino si putot..kailangan ba ang matalinong president? or puede na ba ang isang simpleng tao..walang experience sa corruption..Atenean pero hindi naman natuto maging corrupt..simple lang .. ang mga common people… ang massa ay hindi naman nag aral sa mga bigating paaralan in the Phil., sa US or sa England pero marami din sa kanila ay matatalino..particularly sa mga kabataan. sila ang pag asa, sila ang bagong pag asa ng ating bayan…ang sabi nga ni Fr. Anthony sa Bro..”huwag natin iasa sa isang “miracle” boy.. manalig tayo at magtiwala kay Bro.”

  33. chi chi

    #31. Joke Joke Bolante is a convicted criminal, no less than the US court proved it. Si Buan, suspect pa lang…pruwebahan mo muna.

  34. Haaay, nakakalungkot ang mga koments, nyo!

    Teka….

    … makabalik nga sa Hitler, este Hiklir na ‘yon.

  35. Yun din sabi nila kay Magsaysay di ba? Walang alam. . — henry

    Actually, the belief that Magsaysay was walang alam is a fallacy; same is true with what Erap’s own supporters resentment of the elite’s so-called branding of Erap’s “non-education”. Nothing is farther from the truth. These men may not have the extensive academic ahievements, i.e., Ivy League education, local or foreign, that your ordinary presidentiables possess but they are in no way “walang alam.”

    To me personally, a president or a prime minister’s qualifications rest on many factors but should be topped by an inseparable combination of professional — unequivocal ability to manage, lead, inspire, work hard, decide, choose, discipline, etc., and moral qualifications (not corrupt, has moral courage, etc). One alone cannot do, i.e., not either/or.

    Now, with regard to Magsaysay: I believe he possessed the said combination. Besides, even if for the sake of argument, he was “walang alam” — and whether we appreciate (may even resent) it or not, the man was tutored by the Americans, had the entire American machinery behind him, definitely the man was not on his own. US money was poured on him — better than any education could obtain (FMF, FMS, etc, etc.), so he was not “alone” in the presidency. He could almost not “do anything wrong.” Of course, Magsaysay, the student learned fast, was hardworking, wasn’t asleep on the job which was probably why the teachers didn’t like it when he started to show independence and sadly died prematurely.

    Erap wasn’t lucky enough in that as one who did not possess the required combination of professional and moral acumen for the presidency, he didn’t have the “guiding hands of the Americans” (on the contrary, they didn’t like him) that Magsaysay had (again, I refer to American tutelage because the premise is that these men were “walang alam”). Erap’s main defect, if we can call this defect in a land of the fiesta and the good time, is that he was lazy — and I mean lazy. In that, I believe he was short in the required combination I spoke of.

    If Aquino can prove that he has the unequivocal combined professional and moral qualifications to be president (I described above), then he should be president.

  36. Aquino must prove that he ticks all the boxes… unfortunately I don’t think he does, but fortunatel he is a presidentiable in Pinas. Anywhere else, he stands no chance.

  37. IF i have to evaluate Noynoy’s capability to govern this nation, i only need to see how disorganized his ads are, and how incoherent he delivered his responses in every debate he chose to participate in.

    Bigla ba namang nag-rap sa latest infomercial nya. Rapper ba hanap natin? Does Abunda working for Noynoy or Villar?

    Buti nga.

  38. Cory Aquino, despite the unflattering and idiotic tag that many insisted on attaching to her person, i.e., 2housewife lang” (complete inanity because housewives can be excellent managers) possessed professional and moral qualifications that I spoke of to be president which, admittedly, she did during the first two or three years of her mandate but lost along the way for many reasons but most importantly, because she was unable to manage her own entourage and also because she took the road to vendetta.

    Sad…

  39. Mike Mike

    Has anybody here ever thought of the other candidate named Nicanor Perlas? Just read some backgrounder of this guy, hmmm…. not bad. 😛

  40. Tedanz Tedanz

    Eto lang ang akin …. hindi magagawa ni Villar kung siya lang ang makikinabang sa C5. Kasabwat niya ang Gobyerno kaya pinipilit nilang palusustin si Villar para huwag silang mabulilyaso. Kung ilan ang nakinabang, sila na lang ang nakaka-alam. Mga lango sa kapangyariyan at salapi. Puweeee!!!!!!
    Nakaka-awang Gibo.

  41. Tedanz Tedanz

    Gawa na ang program para palusutin si Villar. Pag hindi lumusot si Villar …. patay ang mga buwak…..inang mga mandurugas na iyan.

  42. Tedanz Tedanz

    Kaya nila pilit sinisiraan si Noynoy dahil alam nila … iba siya.
    Oks ba Pareng Henry?

  43. rose rose

    Ilang tulog nalang at malaman na natin kung sino ang magwawagi..pangulo ba? o pang gulo! pero hintay ka muna..automated election ba? o mano mano? baka mano po sa ninang ni Chiz? ang kawawa ay si Gibo..mahusay siya kaya lang ang kanyang godmother ay mabigat dalhin..bakal ang puso at kaluluwa it seems…her heart and soul it seems ia made of steal (sana steel)..sana walang dayaan,,,pero sa nakita ko kanina sa TV Patrol marami pa ring problema ang mga makina ng smartmatic. samantalang ang makina ni putot nag titictic na kaya easy and cool lang siya..

  44. rose rose

    Tedanz: wari ko nga lulusot si Money Bill kahit anong liit ang butas ng krayom…si Noynoy kung hindi man siya lulusot kasi marami siyang wala..at least he tried to follow the mandate of many common people..hindi pa kasi siya naging groom..the best man wins..after this 6 years Mar Roxas will be President..at mabuhay ang kanyang Lolo na namatay ng maaga..

  45. gusa77 gusa77

    Pag si Villar ang nagwagi sa labanan maraming kalyeng ililiko sa mga bukid upang mga high class subdivision na pagkakakitaan ng realtor,bilyon sigurado iyon dahil xxx insertion para ponduhan ng buwis ni JUAN.pag si NOY-NOY, ang nakuha simpatiya ng PINOY dahil sa ina niya,kakaunti ang magkakaroon DIABETES,dahil lahat ng tubohan sa Tarlac ay magiging Industrial,maraming ina ang magagalit dahil wala kendy ng para BABY James nila.Si Gordon ang nakadali sa karera,mas-dadami nanaman AMERISIA sa Pinas,dahil open na naman sa PUKPUK ang Subic,at mga PX GOODS MADE IN China ay maglalabasan para ibenta sa TANGENGOT na PINOY(malabo pa sa ilog ng PASIG manalo),Si Maboteng Erap naman ang lalabas sa tagayan ng bote ay maling ispelling BOTO pala,selebrasyon ang buong mundo ng MASANG mahilig sa GAME OF CHANCE,JUWETENG,SAKLA, ENDING,pati karera ng ipis ay pinagkakagulahan,dahil papasa ang legality of GAMBLING,pati na ang 3rd SEX puwede ng magpasakal ng legal dito sa bansa natin,ay santisama wala na bang ibang ilagay sa balota,puro ang lahat tayo’y daldalhin sa kangkungan naman.

  46. florry florry

    Anna #13 “None of the presidentiables have the combined professional and moral qualifications to run the country. NONE!!! ”

    What’s the beef about the non-thinking masa if ALL of the presidentiables nas no qualifications to run the country? It’s not the non-thinking masa’s fault if nobody among them is qualified, so why blame them?

  47. rose rose

    kung “gaga/gago man” ang karamihan sa atin..it is simply because hindi nila naabot ang mataas na education..buti nga seguro kung nakaabot sila ng elementary..kasalanan ba nila kung sila ay naging mahirap…pero mind you karamihan sa kanila ay may dangal at paniwala sa Dios..respectful..honorable…si Sen. Rodriquez noong araw pinagtatawanan ang kanyang English..but he was a good senator…si Magsaysay pinagtatawanan kasi hindi niya alam ang law of supply and demand..but he did a good job..como siya ay isang mechanico in his short lived presidency may narepair rin siya sa systema ng ating gobierno..

  48. rose rose

    putot maybe academically qualified and she maybe morally qualified before (after all graduate siya ng Assumption Convent School and so is Loren) but is her administration morally ok? ano sa tngin ninyo? I think all we need is a
    God fearing man/woman to lead us. Hindi ba ang sabi ni Bro “I am the way, the truth and the light?” Si Mahatma Gandhi was not a Christian, but he was true to his faith and beliefs..he was a righteou man..wala bang ganito ngayon sa atin?

  49. henry90 henry90

    Pareng Tedanz:

    As usual, natumbok mo na naman. Basta tingnan na lang natin sa curves. Di puwedeng walang mananalo sa eleksyon e. Ngayon kung sino man yun at nanalo na walang pandaraya, la na tayong magagawa. The majority would have spoken. That is the essence of democracy. Let’s give our country a chance for all our sake.

  50. rose rose

    henry..for once I agree with you…let’s give our country a chance..wala lang dayaan kaysi mano mano or automated..let us wait for a fair and honest election and whoever wins let us all support him. kami dito ang magdidiwang ng Presidents Day..Lincoln and Washington…narinig ko kanina sa “Fulton Sheen show” if “Wshington is the Father of our country..”Abe Lincoln is the Savior”…come to think of it mayroon ba tayong honest Abe sa atin?

  51. srcitizen2000 srcitizen2000

    si villar nga pala ang tunay na mahirap. gradweyt siya ng holy infant elementary school hindi ng tondo elementary school. sa high school sa mapua institute of technology siya nagaral hindi sa torres high school. ibang klaseng mahirap talaga si villar. kaya niyang magbayad sa private elementary at high school samantalang libre naman sa tondo elementary school at torres high school. lalo na sa torres, nung kapanahunan niya proud kang manilenyo pag sinabing galing ka sa torres, araullo, mapa, at arellano. kung engineering ok sana ang mapua pero sa high shool dapat me pera ka muna bago tanggapin sa doroteo jose ng mapua.

  52. I don’t know about you guys but all this mudslinging, hype, controversy, etc. are making us all worked up for what? The way I see it, the media is making lots of money from all parties, selling more newspaper, airtime, etc., etc.
    For all intents and purposes Noynoy will be treated like Erap, with not much respect, he will be the butt of a new series of ice breakers “Noynoy jokes.” How we find ourselves rooting for underdogs I will never understand…

  53. chi chi

    A, pekeng mahirap si Villar, oportunista talaga! Sinungaling, nakalangoy na raw sya sa basura at natutulog sa kalye yun pala e privilege ang mga schools na inatendahan.

  54. chi chi

    Mike, thanks for the link. I also read an interviews with Charlie C at the Inquirer that his dad Danding is not in good terms with nephew Bigo.

    Sino ba naman ang gugusto kay Bigo, he denied any responsiblities for the massacre committed by Gloria’s bffs Ampatuans while he was then the DND chief. Sa halip na kausapin ang Ampatuans na magtino e yung Mangandatutu (?) ang binigyan ng warning. Ano ba yan? The massacre could have been prevented if only Gibo flexed his muscles a little bit.

  55. chi chi

    #56..Jug, I agree. I don’t understand this pinoy psyche.

  56. Mike Mike

    Chi, if he (Bigo) can be an ingrate to his own uncle who has been very supportive of him through out his career, don’t you think he can be an ingrate too, to the Filipinos who might vote make him win in the presidential elections? Kaya nga si Gloria, dalawa ang minamanok niya kasi alam niyang di pwedeng pagkatiwalaan si Bigo.

  57. MPRivera MPRivera

    Hanggang ngayon naman ay mahirap pa rin si Villar, eh.

    Mahirap paniwalaan ‘yung kanyang ilusyon ng pagiging mahirap daw niya noong bata pa siya.

    Pero hindi mahirap sa kanya ang pagkasangkapan sa mga mahihirap upang hindi siya mahirapang maluklok sa malakanyag at paglingkuran ang mga taong nagpahirap sa mga mahihirap.

  58. Kung hindi pa kayo kumbinsidong highway robbery talaga yang C-5 Extension, aba e, dumaan na kayo at bukas na! See for yourselves, mula sa may Merville e magkatabi talaga yung dalawang project, 4 lanes yung MCTEP nung Malaysian investor, 4 lanes din yung C-5 Extension ni Villar. May pagitang damuhan na dalawang metro yata ang lapad. Lahat ng nakakita, napapailing.

    Kung ako yung Malaysian, ipapa-assassinate ko yang sila Ebdane ng DPWH at si Villar. Putah, gagastos ako ng bilyun-bilyon sa isang kalsadang wala naman palang magbabayad ng toll dahil may katabing kalsadang LIBRE!

  59. chi chi

    Mike,

    Gloria trusts his man Friday Villar than the ingrate son of Danding. But if Gibo would make traydor to Gloria and put her in jail for her sins against the country and people(kung meron milagro favoring him)..sige na lang. hehehe!

  60. balweg balweg

    RE: It’s not the non-thinking masa’s fault if nobody among them is qualified, so why blame them?

    ARAY ko po…ibig sabihin Igan Florry na ang paghihirap ng ating bansa e sa Masang Pilipino isisisi?

    Susmaryosep naman, 11 milyong Masang Pilipino registered voters (not included their young ones) ang sinalbahe ng EDSA DOS con Hello Garci.

    Sino ba ang traydor at sinungaling…sige, ipaliwanag…di ba ang conspirators ng EDSA DOS? Ang hirap pagpaliwanang at makaunawa ang gising at namumurilat ang mga mata sa katangahan.

    Eh di ba si Santita Cory, Kardinal Masalanan, Abugago Davide, Tabako, Obessepo, evil socialites, OpoSitors impeachadores, General problems, leftists/rightists U-Turn, KSP/SSP bystanders at iba pa.

    Ngayon…ang lakas pa ng loob ng iba na libakin ang Masang Pilipino, ano kayo sinuswerte!

  61. balweg balweg

    RE: kung “gaga/gago man” ang karamihan sa atin..it is simply because hindi nila naabot ang mataas na education..buti nga seguro kung nakaabot sila ng elementary..kasalanan ba nila kung sila ay naging mahirap…pero mind you karamihan sa kanila ay may dangal at paniwala sa Dios..respectful..honorable…?

    Aray ko ulit…ang sakit naman Igan Rose, muling sumariwa sa aking alaala ang EDSA 3, bakit ka mo…ganito yon, hirit ang mga elitista na amoy-lupa, uneducated, etc. etc. ang mga nakiisa sa rally noon…yaks!

    Patutsada nila na patay-gutom daw ang Masang Pilipino, at sila lang ang may karapatang magpatakbo ng bansa? O sige, ano ang nangyari sa 10-years ng rehime at ang dadaldal…may nangyari ba sa kanilang kayabangan…di ba WALA!

  62. balweg balweg

    RE: ..whats wrong if a maid is voting for erap..?? none!!

    Democracy Igan Ocayvalle, di ito maintindihan ng mga civil socialites…AKALA nila e sila lang ang may karapatang sa buhay!

    At ang ordinaryong Pinoy e maging sunod-sunuran sa kanilang ka ek-ekan…NO WAY!

    But, right now itong dreams ng EDSA ONE wannabees e tunay bang Democray or Demoncrazy…di hamak ang ayos ng pamumuhay ng Pinas before EDSA 1 kumpara sa EDSA 2 era?

    Panahon ni Macoy e sa bukid kami natutulog at walang problema, but ngayon…nasa loob ka na ng bahay e takot pa baka mapasok ng akyat-bahay gang?

    Ang antas ng pamumuhay noong e A, B and C lang but ngayon A, B, C, D, and E na…at PAGPAG na lamang ang pangtawid-gutom.

    Ang malakas lang mang-alaska yaong kumikita ng greenback sa abroad at mga lingkod-bulsa sa Pinas.

  63. balweg balweg

    Who’s Citizen ERAP? Bakit ang daming inggit sa kanya…Destiny folks!

    (1)Under graduate.

    (2)He was the first FAMAS Hall of Fame awardee for Best Actor (1981).

    (3)And also became a Hall of Fame award-winner as a producer (1983).

    (4)He also founded, together with Dr. Guillermo De Vega, the first Metro Manila Film Festival in 1975.

    (5)As mayor of San Juan he turned it to one of Metro Manila’s outstanding municipalities (now a city). He built public schools both for elementary and high school and had children go to school for free. He also built parks, playgrounds, and modern police stations.

    (6)He ran and won a seat in the Senate under the Grand Alliance for Democracy (GAD). He placed 16th place in the said elections (out of 24 winners).

    (7)As senator he became chairman of the senate committee on cultural minorities and passed a bill on commission on ancestral domain. He also sponsored bills that were signed into law, namely, The Preservation of the Carabao (Republic Act no. 7307) and The Construction of Irrigation Projects (Republic Act no. 6978).

    (8)As Vice-President, he as the chairman of President Ramos’ Presidential Anti-Crime Commission (PACC). Estrada arrested criminal warlords and kidnapping syndicates.

    (9)In 1997 Vice-President Estrada, together with former President Corazon Aquino, Jaime Cardinal Sin, Senator Gloria Macapagal Arroyo and other political leaders, led an anti-charter change rally brought in an estimated half a million people to Rizal Park against the charter change moves by supporters of President Fidel Ramos.

    (10)He assumed office amid the Asian Financial Crisis and with agricultural problems due to poor weather conditions, thereby slowing the economic growth to -0.6% in 1998 from a 5.2% in 1997. The economy recovered by 3.4% in 1999 and 4% in 2000.

    (11)In 2000 he declared an “all-out-war” against the Moro Islamic Liberation Front and captured it’s headquarters and other camps.

    (12)The inflation rate came down from 11 percent in January 1999 to just a little over 3 percent by November of the same year. This was in part due to the agricultural program Agrikulturang Maka Masa, through which it achieved an output growth of 6 percent, a record high at the time.

    Itutuloy…

  64. balweg balweg

    RE: Pag nanalo yang si Villar, palagay ko, TAYO ang lalangoy sa basura!

    Di ako mapalagay Igan TonGuE…Oks lang tutal gawin nating balsa ang greenback para mabilis ang ating paglangoy!

    Baka alaskahin ulit tayo ng mga elitista na amoy-burak ang Masang Pinoy ah!

  65. florry florry

    If you follow what goes on in American politics, there’s nothing you couldn’t understand about the goings on in the Philippines own politics. The truth is American politics is more brutal in their hypes, attacks and mudslingings against their opponents.

    Take the case of Sarah Palin, she was shredded into pieces including her daughter and her boyfriend and her grandchildren. Race was even brought up against Obama.

    The only difference is that after the election, Americans except for a few unite, support and rally behind the elected leader, while in the Philippines, the minute after the last voter drop his ballot in the ballot box, political game starts all over again.

    Over there, politicking is a continuing cycle, always a work-in-progress and almost a commitment.

  66. Just found out in The Inquirer that there are actually nine official candidates for president of the Philippines!

    Yes, nine people will be vying for the position of chief executive of the country in a one round universal election in May this year.

    Good grief! I honestly believe that in a one-round election pitting 9 people against each other, there is an extremely slim chance that the winning candidate will be elected by majority vote, i.e., 51% of the votes cast.

    In the 1998 presidential elections, Joseph Estrada, king of the Philippine movies, whose supporters like to proclaim as the president that was overwhelmingly voted into office, received only a little over 39% of the votes cast or a total of 10,722,295 votes.

    In other words, around 61% of the nation’s voters didn’t want Estrada to be their president.

    Questions beg to be asked: What if this happens again? How can the winner of the election expect to seriously govern a fractured nation if 61% of the nation’s voters don’t want the winner for their president?

    Answer to first question: You have a problem! Answer to second question: With great difficulty!

  67. Philippines needs to seriously consider a 2-round election, i.e., one round for general voting to select 2 top scorers who will vie for the top position in a run off election.

    The winner will have, at the very list, a sound majority political victory and can claim a moral mandate to govern this fractured nation.

  68. Ngeeek: “The winner will have, at the very LEAST, a sound majority political victory and can claim a moral mandate to govern this fractured nation.”

  69. rose rose

    bal: sorry I didn’t mean it to be that way..many times I feel that the term “massa is down grading”..common people vs. “the rich” “illiterate vs. the educated..city girl vs. provinciana..pagsinabi ko na sa provincia ako lumaki..para bang “are you for real?” kaya tahimik lang ako..kung ayaw nilang manwala ok lang basta taga Antique ako..

  70. rose rose

    bal: matanong ko..Ang Edsa 3 ba ay the one led by Car. Jaime Sin?..may joke kami noon..before Cardinal Sin was Cardinal Santos..ang sabi namin from a Saint to a Sinner..buti na lang sa UE na ako nagaaral noon..hindi na sakop ng mga madre…ang isa pa naming sinasabi noon..there are 7 cardinal sins..could he be one of them? sana hindi ito mabasa ng pinsan ko na kaklase niya..kung hindi may tawag ako mamya from LA.

  71. tru blue tru blue

    “Putah, gagastos ako ng bilyun-bilyon sa isang kalsadang wala naman palang magbabayad ng toll dahil may katabing kalsadang LIBRE!” – T Tongue

    At least me “four-lanes na napapailing ang mga tao”. Mag drive ka sa Baguio Tongue at punta ka sa Halsema, ang kalsada pag umulan parang ilog, suwerte ka pag di ka mahulog sa bangin. 700 million pesos ang fund noon almost two years. Walang nangyari, pera nawala. Ngayon two billion na naman ang allocated to rehabilitate that road. The cordilleran engineer who was supposed to lead the fixing of the highway WAS REPLACED by Gluerilla. She installed one of her ILKs, her own Cabalen to take charge of the 2 billion project. Will something good comes out of this shenanigan, doubt it.

  72. Abante headline: PAGC totodo na sa kampanya vs kurakot

    Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    Pwe.

  73. Tangina ninyo, kung kelan tatlong buwan na lang saka pa kayo magpapanggap niyang Moral Renewal na iyan?

    Mga ulol, natuyot na ang kaban ng Pilipinas at pati mga apo ng apo namin ay magbabayad ng utang ninyong mga hayup kayo. May gana pa kayong mag-anunsiyo ng kesyo totodo vs kurakot!

    Ginagago na ninyo kami, iniinsulto pa ninyo ang katinuan namin.

  74. chi chi

    Nabasa ko yan Tongue at nabulunan ako sa katatawa. Totodo na dahil nasimot na ni Gloria ang kaban at lalayas na ang p…

  75. rose rose

    kung manalo si Money Bill hindi kaya niya lalagyan ng Ext. C-6 sa itaas ng lupain niya? sa himpapawid..ano ba ang tawag doon..aerial territory?

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