It’s a float. The scheming Gloria Arroyo is testing public reaction.
President Arroyo has once more revived the issue of Charter change with her remark yesterday that she might run for a congressional seat in Pampanga when her term ends in 2010.
Arroyo made the remark at the opening of the Luzon Urban Beltway infrastructure conference at the terminal lounge of the Subic Bay International Airport,
In her speech, the President discussed the next phase of the P5 billion Mt. Pinatubo flood control project that would benefit San Fernando City, Sasmuan, Guagua and her hometown Lubao.
“Who knows? I may run for Congress in my home town,” she said.
Her remark is expected to draw flak from the opposition leaders who have expressed suspicion that the President is pushing for amendments in the charter so she could run for prime minister and perpetuate herself in power beyond 2010.
Subic Bay Metropolitan Authority (SBMA) chairman Feliciano Salonga, in a press conference, said the President may have been just kidding.
“Everybody and his brother want to run for Congress because of certain privileges but the President is already the President so I am sure she is not interested,” he said. – Regina Bengco and Jocelyn Montemayor
Posible pra makaiwas sya sa mga nagawa nyang ksalanan sa bayan.
“Who knows? I may run for Congress in my home town.”
Gloria was not joking because true to her form, she’s incoherent most of the time. She doesn’t know now that running for Congress is in a district. For her hometown, it means as Mayor. Di ba naman?
But knowing Gloria, lunacy is indeed her legacy. With the many contradictions in her statements, we are not sure which town she’s referring to. It could be Lubao or a town in Pangasinan, in Iligan, in Bicol town, or a town in Maguindanao. Teka, pwede rin nga palang Congresswoman sa partylist, Alyansa ng mga Kurakot.
It’s not a joke. Everything is possible with this poohtha! Let’s see, local elections is different from national. As I said, uso ngayon ang miracle sa Pampanga! Baka siya maala- Lily Pineda.
I believe that this maligna is floating this idea, if she’d be accepted both by the local electorates and the House of de Venecia!
Hahah! Mauunsyami na naman ang pangarap ni taenga na maging Prime Minister. Ngayon pa lang ay hinuhudas na s’ya ng trapolita!
I agree, she wants to perpetuate herself in power forever to avoid accountability!
I wouldn’t want to go beyond 2010 yet, marami pang mangyayari! If she’d no longer the president kuno by 2010, her powers will go with her to nothingness!
Baka ang ibig sabihin ni Bruha tatakbo siya sa loob ng bahay niya. Subukan niyang tumakbo sa Pampanga. Basta patas ang laban at walang dayaan, talo iyan lintek na iyan. Kung si Mark Lapid at Pineda ay natalo sa kabila ng kanilang katigasan, puwedeng mangyari din kay tiyanak. Kung ako siya, konsehal na lang ang pasukin niya. May dahilan kung bakit gusto niya sa pulitika pagtapos niya siya sa 2010. Isa iyan sa plano niya. Kung hindi umubra ang Cha-Cha or pagbabago ng sistema ng gobyerno kasabwat si JDV para manatili siya sa kapangyarihan, Martial Law o isang emergency power na paraan ang gagawin niya. Tapos, ngayon ay iniisip niya ang pulitika. Baka ang tanong niyo bakit hindi na lang Senadora uli na mas mataas sa Kongreso. Ang senado ay halal ng buong Pilipinas. Dahil galit sa kanya ang tao mula Aparri hanggang Jolo, baka nga matalo siya. Kung Kongreso lang, kaya niya yariin at lutuin ang isang distrito. Pero ang pinakadahilan ay para maiwasan niya ang isang tambak na asunto kapag wala na siya sa poder. Aabutin niya at higit pa sa nangyari kina Marcos at Erap. Kung nasa Kongreso siya, may immunity at ipagtatanggo siya ng kanyang Kampi Party at mga tuta tulad nina JDV. Iyan ang nakikita at naaamoy ko.
This criminal is not just a plain criminal. She must be criminally insane to be making such a joke on matters that mean life and death for a lot many of her countrymen. She should be removed pronto. No need to wait for 2010. This idiot is simply hallucinating. She should either be in jail or a mental hospital.
Patalsikin Na, Now Na! Hindi pa ba nagsasawa ang mga pilipino sa mga kabulastugan ng Poohtahng iyan! Please mahabag naman kayo sa mga kababayan ninyo!
As for Cayetano and Escudero, lalong kumulo ang dugo ko sa kanila when they said that they would not vote for Senator Pimentel, the more genuine opposition than the genuine opportunist, Villar. Pwe!!!
Pampanga Governor Ed Panlilio versus Gloria Arroyo in 2010!
Sugo ng Diyos kontra Reyna ng Kadiliman. She needs a dozen of Garci and Bedol clones in order to win.
Talagang hibang, Chi, kundi ba naman e bakit gusto pang maging Tongresswoman siya at hindi Senatong! Balak talaga ng animal na unicameral ang gawin sa Pilipinas. Makulit ang ungas. Que manalo iyong Pangalatok o iyong Cebuano, pareho niyang galamay ang mga iyan, pihadong iisa lang ang kanilang mga hangarin, buwagin ang sistema ng gobyerno para matupad niya ang kaniyang pangarap na gawing kingdom ang Pilipinas at siya ang reyna at ang Congress ay magiging parliament na unicameral. Pero teka, ang labo! Sinong ginagaya niya? Iyong King of Thailand or iyong King of Brunei? Tang…nahibang na ang ungas simula nang bigyan siya ng King of Brunei ng title na Princess Laila! Hibang sa dilang hibang ang hinayupak sa totoo lang!
Agree ako, Artsee na talo siya kung tatakbong senadora dahil galit sa kanya mula Aparri hanggang Julo. Hindi rin siya makasisiguro sa Pampanga gaya ng sinabi ko sa unahan.
Anyway, kahit tumakbo pa siya from hell as representa-thief ni Satanas ay hindi ako magwo-worry basta hindi si Villar or Makabayad Noli ang magiging presidente at ang Senado ay kontrolado ng oposisyon!
Maninigas si trapolita maligna poohtha gloria, pero hindi siya magiging prime minister…baka ministro kapalit ni Eddie Villanueva!
Ang balita naman daw ay nagbibiro lang si tiyanak. Pero kailan ba natutong magbiro ang ulol na bruhang iyan? O baka naman gusto lang niyang makita ang reaction ng publiko. Ang mga may balak lalo na maitim na balak ay hindi muna naglalantad ng baraha ganoong kaaga. Gimmick na naman iyan. Kung sa bagay, si Imelda Marcos ay tumakbong kung anu-ano para hindi lang magalaw ng tuluyan. Magkumare na ang dalawa ngayon. Madalas daw magkita sa Malacanang. Ano ba ang pinagkaiba ng dalawa maliban sa ang isa ay maganda, mataas at ang isa naman ay pangit, pandak? Pero magsasama sila hindi lang dito sa lupa pati na sa impiyerno.
GMA: Bakit Miguel, bakit ka nandito sa Malakanyang? Di muntik ka nang mamamatay, ngayon doon ka nagpapakaligaya sa iyong no. 2 at no.3! Hindi ba usapan natin sa telepono, huwag ka munang magpakita sa akin?
Mike Arroyo: Aba, kaya ako nandito, sinunod ko lang ang gusto mo, ang sinabi mong GO TO HELL !!!
Mali ang dinig ni First Gentlebaboy. Ang sabi sa kanya ay “Go to Her” hindi “Hell”. Kaya nga sa babae pumunta si Pidal. Kumusta na kaya si Vicky Toh. Magugulat si Toh kapag magkita sila ni Mike. Kapag sila na lang dalawa, ito ang maririnig niya kay Toh: Ano ba Mike, iTOH na lang ba ang ibubuga mo ngayon? Bakit ganoon pagtapos ng iyong operasyon? Ibalik mo ang dating sigla mo at baka iwanan na kita!”
1st characteristic of da poohtha Gloria is she’s sinungaling so that when she says she’s joking, we should take that she is serious
2nd characteristic: she is kurakot, so why should she stop in 2010 when there’s lots of “legal ways” to plunder the nation
3rd, 4th, 5th, …. etc., etc. fill in the blanks or connect the dots not difficult, all we have to do is look at her and you will find all the ugly characteristics.
“Who knows? I may run for Congress in my home town.”
IF Gloria makes true her “joke” – despite the fact that the woman barely has any sense of humour in her body – it’s best she run as Congresswoman for Manguidanao to assure herself of a landslide victory, baka matalo pa siya sa home town niya.
However, it’s more like this “joke” of Gloria may be her way of “pushing for amendments in the charter so she could run for prime minister and perpetuate herself in power beyond 2010.”
The woman is close to desperation as her term ends in 2010. She dreads to suffer the same fate – if not worse – than Erap.
Bilib din ako sa Sins of Rumor ni Glo d’ Pooooh!
Tama ka, Ellen! Pasawsaw-sawsaw muna siya! Mahirap ng mapaso…lalo na kung 3rd degree and sunog! Iyan eh, kung hahayaan pa ng mga Pinoy na makatakbo pa siya!
If I were these Pinoys, that so- called “dos po dos” (marami niyan sa atin), that’s what Glo di Pooh needs…HIT HER HEAD, first, so she’ll wake up, HIT HER KNEES, so she’ll stop bubbling, she wants to run for Monkey Tongress, and third, HIT her MOUTH..so she’ll learn to differentiate Reality from Fantasy!
To JOe d chief Monk of Tongress, we’re a BAnana republic…still wonder we’re surrounded by monkeys everywhere!
Special message to Manay Gina: Any secret for your Monkey’s long life?
(That’s how evil are my thoughts whenever I read Glo d Poooh’s Sins of Rumor!) “I…aaam… Sssorry, thalaga, Ellen!
HAHAHA! Nagbibiro pa lang ang Donya, umuusok na ang bahay ni Ellen. Kaya nga excited na ako sa State of Donation…er, the Nation Address.
Pupusta ako, dalawa-singko ang murahan dito sa dami ng magrereact na puro pekeng accomplishments na naman ang ipagmamalaki ng maliit na Pekeng Pangulo. Pupusta rin ako na dalawa-singko rin ang pakawalang brigadiers ang magkakalat dito.
Ellenville is dying to deliver the kontra-SONA!
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“Gloria ‘jokes’ she will run for House”
Well, she’s been a joke all these past six years!
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Are you kidding me? In 2010, I will bet my mother-in-law you will not run for the House.
You fool, in 2010, you will be running for your life!
Tongue,
Siguradong kasama sa ipagmamalaki ng Donya ang paglakas ng palitan ng piso sa dollar. Mukhang sinadya ng “pagkakataon” na maging saradong PnP45 per US$.
Samantalang ang presyo ng mga gulay, de lata at gasolina ay patuloy ang pagtaas ng presyo.
Taliwas sa takbo ng merkado ang nadarama nina Juan at Juana de la Cruz!
She’s not jokening. She’s feeling the water so she wont be accused of telling a lie anymore when she runs and win a congressional seat in 2010. But dont worry, I’ll be her opponent. I’ll start transfering all my co squatters and a few distraught regular Mendiola protesters to her district.
She wants to run as tongresswoman..then run, but first lumayas ka sa Malacanang ngayon na at simulang magserbisyo sa pampanga kung may madedenggoy ka pa na kabalen mo na boboto sa ‘yo!
O kaya ay tumakbo ka na sa impierno at labanan si Lucifer na pangulo doon, total ay mas masama ka kay Lucifer kaya tiyak na panalo ka! Forever in power ka doon, gaya ng gusto mo!
You’re right, Emilio. As a matter of fact, I was fuming when I examined the latest Meralco Bill the other day. My bill increased by about P800 when we were consuming less than our annual average.
I found out that the Generation Charge, or that which Meralco buys through Napocor, whether by plants owned by Independent Power Producers or by Napocor itself, and those sourced directly by Meralco from the other Lopez-owned IPP plants, increased by more than 25%! About P1.24 additional per kwhr. from the previous P4.43.
All that blabber during Gloria’s previous SONAs that the EPIRA Law, the ERB conversion to ERC, the Electricity Spot Market, etc., etc., etc., are pure hogwash. Investors have avoided the country mainly due to the uncompetitive power cost (aside of course from corruption and red tape). With this new rates, no new businesses would come, maybe those already here might even consider leaving.
The crooked officials sitting in ERC, Napocor, DOE, and the WESM spot market, and maybe, Malacañang, too, are stuffing their pockets at the expense of the already heavily-burdened consumers and VAT-payers.
I was told by my broker that the currency situation in Malaysia was jittery yesterday and God-forbid, the George Soros clones who hit us in 1997 may be thinking it’s ripe to attack the Peso now that it has become very expensive for the Bangko Sentral to defend against speculators and the fake economist needs all the dollars she can get her hands on ‘cuz her stupid tax-collectors are sleeping on their fat asses.
Why don’t they shoot these bastards in their heads? Include the bitch, too!
Pandakikay has a good resume to help some desperate people after her term in 2010.She wants to continue her legacy over her lunacy. Yes she can be a good motivator, but not to run for congresswoman in her district in Pampanga. Her people in that province where already transform, the chain tied on their extremities were already cut loss by Among.
Don’t get me wrong, Pandakikay can still redeem the lost love and respect for her, she can have a good golden opportunity to serve even she’s no longer a president. That’s depend to her, If Angelo Reyes did it to be a recycle secretary. She can do it also by being a recycle president. She can be a good president in a private and public sector, when she become a private citizen and avoid any prosecution from all the crimes she committed against the people. She could be a good President and Chair the Board of the Public and Private Mental institution.100% guarantee that all those residence in psycho ward can have a speedy recovery and become productive and a law-abiding citizen again.That’s NO JOKE!
Chi says;–O kaya ay tumakbo ka na sa impierno at labanan si Lucifer na pangulo doon, total ay mas masama ka kay Lucifer kaya tiyak na panalo ka! Forever in power ka doon, gaya ng gusto mo!
Lucifer is more than happy to have her in his darkness kingdom.Lucifer was already sick and tired screwing her bitch and prostitutes.She might be a good substitute once evey full moon.hehehehehe!
If she thinks she is being funny saying those stupid things, pakisabi, tumalon na lang siya sa ilog Pasig. Doon siya nararapat pumunta, sa mabahong ilog, at magpakalunod na lang siya. What a nerve! Kapal talaga ng mukha! Hopefully, natauhan na ang mga kapampangan na kasalanan ng lolo ng ungas na ito kung bakit sila tinawag na dugong-aso!
Gloria Poohtah, baba na! Patalsikin Na, Now Na!
Tongue T: Are you kidding me? In 2010, I will bet my mother-in-law you will not run for the House
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I believe you, Tongue, kasi di ba pirming taliwas sa sinasabi niya ang ginagawa nitong kumag na ito? If she says she will do it, she will not do it, but if she says, she will not run, she will run! In short, walang isang salita. Sinungaling na magnanakaw pa! And she doesn’t even know it. Kasi akala niya siya ang may-ari ng Pilipinas, and whatever she wants she gets. Ang tingin pa niya sa mga pilipino lahat katulong niya!!! Hibang!!! Poohtah, baba na!
In other words Yuko, wala ng naniniwala sa pooohtah kaya kahit jokes niya ay hindi rin pinaniniwalaan!
Pang-ribbon cutting lang talaga ang maligna gloria! LAMEDUCK, pati joke ay lame!
Yuko:
A scene from 1935 to 1941 and the Resolution Number 38.
TongueT, Emilio
The increased Meralco rates and continuous increase is one of the lunacy of Gloria thru EPIRA which she vigorously bulldozed its approval into law. It’s in Conrado Banal’s column “Cute No More” at the business section of the Philippine Daily Inquirer.
Hindi kaya typo error lang..at ang sinabi ay “who knows I will run Congress in my hometown”? That is how she can stay as ang fresidenteng ‘uwad at na’iibang na.
Kung sakali man tatakbo sa Kongreso si tiyanak, anong partido?
Iyon anak ni Miriam Santiago kumatawan sa party-list group. Eh si Gloriang Tiyanak? Siya naman sa ilalim ng panty-list group.
Pandakikay is fooling herself,she maybe, forgot to take her mental illness medication.A lesson to learn for every mentally sane Filipino is not to vote a druggist and a crack cocaine dependent in any public office like her.
artsee;
Lumalago na naman ang negosyo mo.I am please about you,bumabalik na naman ang dating artsee na kaibigan ko.Ganyan para naman medyo may laughing gas dito sa Ellenville.Hehehehe!
siklistang_pinoy Says:
July 19th, 2007 at 11:16 pm
Posible pra makaiwas sya sa mga nagawa nyang ksalanan sa bayan.
Paquito Rivas,agree ako sa sinabi mo.Keep that green jersey.I have a ten speed aluminum bike and maybe,I can join your team in Tour of Luzon.Cesar Catambay can train me to climb the terrain in Baguio.
I said earlier that I have run out of things to admire in Ate Glue. I was wrong.
A recount of her admirable qualities: She is the glue that keeps Ellenville Arroyophobes cohesive. It is impossible to screw one’s own self, but she miraculously managed to do it. She has the trait of fantastic stubbornness in clinging to the throne, and a sensational sense of gratitude to those who helped her grab the Presidency from Erap. The roster of collaborators flagrantly rewarded – Davide rewarded with UN job sacrificing career man Baja, garci general Esperon to CoS, AFP, henchman Atienza (known tree up rooter) to DENR, Presidential guardian Ebdane to DPWH, and now Angie Reyes (presidential betrayer) to DOE. Her gratefulness to two others who are contenders to the position of Senate President (Manny Villar who triggered the impeachment that led to the power grab, and Koko’s father Nene who held the microphone at her swearing in, but now is swearing AT her). She will obviously choose the opportunist, not the critic, to be grateful to.
Gratitude is a virtue except when corrupted by specious persons. Now an impending event will be an occasion to be once again grateful. My crystal ball is clearing the haze and starting to form a dreadful image – the vacancy in the Supreme Court is reserved for retiring Chairman Abalos. I will next put the crystal on fast forward to view the deadly joke of Ate Glue running for representative in Congress, and the scenario of JDVs unicameral Parliament with Ate Glue as Prime Minister for Life. This ultimate trait is one I could not admire.
anak ng pulgas!
tatakbong kongresista mula sa pagiging iskwater sa palasyo?
kunsabagay, qualified siya, unless, maliban o kung hindi man siya magkaroon ng diskwalipikasyon bunga ng mga nakaraang dayaan na naging daan ng kanyang pagkakaluklok sa malakanyang.
pero para sa akin, puwede siyang tumakbong kongesista ng pampanga dahil kahit kailan naman ay hindi siya naging lehitimong pangulo!
datapwa’t, bago ‘yung kanyang pagtakbo dapat sa kanya ay sipain muna sa tumbong upang sumubsob sa lupang kaytagal niyang inalipusta na kanyang pinagmulan. sa kanyang pamamayagpag sa kabila ng sala-salabat na katiwalian ay kinalimutan niyang ang kanyang nilalakaran ay bahagi ng lupang dati niyang tinutuntungan.
nararapat sa kanya ay italing patiwarik sa poste at ibaon sa isang piyeng lalim na hukay – ulo ang tatabunan!
isama na rin ang lahat ng sa kanya ay nakinabang na siyang naging instrumento ng kanyang pagtatampisaw sa inagaw at ninakaw na kapangyarihan!
Tongue & Turning Point,
None will be left when an execution of a Rambo act targetting the heads of the bastards and shitheads in the Blinky Tiyanak y dePootah’s administration.
Then and only then we will have a clean start!
Who knows? I may run for Congress in my home town.”
Napakaganda ng inilahad mo dito, Turning Point. Hindi niya talaga alam ang hierarchy ng local government. Mayor ang namumuno sa hometown at Congressman sa district.
Blinky Tiyanak bumalik ka nga sa refresher course ng Local Government 101!
this is no joke or just a slip of her tongue!
she’s mean it to perpetuate immunity against cases waiting for her once she steps out of malakanyang as an ordinary creature (can not use citizen as she does not deserve it).
Chi,
Joke ni Poohtah, walang natawa. Kunyari lang iyong mga palakpak brigade niya. Ang asim ng mga ngiti sa totoo lang. Point is hindi ba sila naaalibadbaran sa ginagawa nilang pagkukunyari. Bagay mahal ang bayad. Tignan mo na nga si Atienza, libreng-libre magbenta ng mga government property hindi naku-question. A friend told me that he sold the Balagtas Elementary School in Manila even when there is a shortage of schools in the Philippines.
Ngayon may cabinet position pa ang ungas kahit wala siyang gualification. Kaya pala ang sarap ng ngiti niya nang madeklara si Lim. Akala niya mas mataas na siya ngayon kay Lim kahit natalo ang anak niya.
Hanggang kailan ba magtitiis ang mga pilipino aber?
Dugong Aso.
And the country has gone to the dogs…
Ellen,
When FVR was last here I asked him why he didn’t want to run for Congress. I told him with his experience, he should be able to contribute to some of the going-ons there. He said, “That will be a demotion for me!”
I asked him, “Why should it be a demotion? If you mean well for the country, nothing is a demotion. President Jacques Chirac who had been the Prime Minister of France ran for Mayor of Paris after he resigned as PM and became one of the best mayors France ever had! There was no demotion there.”
He said, “I know, I know… I’ll think about it.”
Emil,
Local Government 101 nga lang ay wala pang alam si Blinky Tianak y da Poohtah! Hometown tongresswoman, bago ‘yon a! Kagagahan! And yet, she still hold the fake scepter…’yan ang transactional president!
Yuko,
“Hanggang kailan ba magtitiis ang mga pilipino aber?”
Patience is a virtue, iyan siguro ang sinusunod ng Pinoy. Tingnan mo, more than 300 years na alipin ng Espania, mabuti na lang at dumating si Joey na binastos ni Blinky Tianak y da Poohtah; fifty years under Kano rule, buti na lang at dumating si Andy na binastos ni Agui(tama ba ang aking history?).
So, taking this as a pattern, pwede pang maghintay ang kapinuyan hanggang mamatay ang bruha maligna! Dioskong mahabagin!
Andy, nasaan ang iyong incarnation?! Lumabas ka na, NOW NA!
# cocoy Says:
July 20th, 2007 at 11:35 am
artsee;
Lumalago na naman ang negosyo mo.I am please about you,bumabalik na naman ang dating artsee na kaibigan ko.Ganyan para naman medyo may laughing gas dito sa Ellenville.Hehehehe!
Cokecoy: Bakit mo sinabing “laughing gas”? Huwag mong pagtawanan ang gas. Ang taas na nga ng presyo ng gas ngayon pinagtatawanan mo pa…
Chi,
Naunang dumating si Andy kesa sa mga kano. Siya ang lumaban sa mga kastila. Hindi si Joey. Nagsulat lang ng nobela si Joey pero hindi siya pumayag na gawin lider ng KKK. Iyong lumaban sa mga kano ay iyong mga miyembro ng Sakdal. Sila ang nagsulong ng independence from the USA hanggang sa dumating si Homma at Yamashita, balik ulit ang kano kasama si Romyulo. Nakita ng mga kano na malaki ang mawawala sa kanila kung hindi nila tutuparin ang pagbibigay ng independence, kaya binigyan nila, pero iyong mga unggoy sila pa ang nag-suggest sa mga kano na kahit na wala na sila, the Filipinos would like to remain subjects of the USA hanggang sa pumutok ang Mt. Pinatubo! That in a nutshell is the history of the struggle for independence of the Filipinos, iyong talagang struggle ha.
Anna: He said, “That will be a demotion for me!”
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Why should he run for Congress, Anna, when people continue to call him “President Ramos” even when he is no longer the president? In other words, he does not want to be called “Congressman” afterward. Mas masarap daw ang “President”!
Over here, we call former PM as “ex-PM” or “moto-sori” or just plain “san” at the end of their surnames.
In short, mayabang talaga! Sakit nila iyan”!
please wag na sana…pagod na ang taong bayan sa mga bulok nyang mga pangako….wala pang progress ang hinanaing ng mga nabiktima ng CAP..so, please, back OFF na madam.
Chi,
Now, I understand why the Pidals want to get back the Republic of Negros. Meron pa sila ngayon balak through Homobono Adaza to get the Republica delas Islas de Pilipinas said to be owned by some idiot in Mindanao that the Poohtah and the Tabatsoy say they are related to by blood! Kung sinu-sino pang Datu ang kinakamag-anak. Kaya iyong anak sa Bikol tinawag na Datu dahil may mga tupak sa ulong royalty sila.
Ngayon tignan mo iyong mukhang ita na general gusto rin maging datu. Datu kaTawatawawalangbayag! Golly, puro loko-loko pa pala ang mga ito! Por dies, por singko! Please maawa kayo sa Pilipinas!
May hawak daw dokumento! Dokumento, my ass! Kung iyong mga hapon nga nabibigyan ng Philippine passport, hindi naman pilipino. E kung sabihin ko kay Adaza na pilipino din sila kasi may valid document sila pero tatay, nanay at ninuno nila at dugong nananalaytay sa kanila ay hapon, anong ikakana niya? Sayang, akala ko pa naman siya na lang ang natitirang matino, e ulol din pala! Iyong mga ka-fraternity nina Angara, et al, talaga naman puro may tupak na rin yata sa ulo! Dami palang loko-loko sa Pilipinas ngayon!
Ellen, tama iyong sabi noong isang Greek philosopher, “Whom the gods wish to destroy, they make mad!”
Thanks Yuko.
Kailangan natin ngayon si Andy, kaya tinatawag ko na. 🙂
We all know that after Pandakikay term expired and her licence to kill will be expired and automatically revoked. We all know that she was lying when she said that she is running for Congress, she’s been marked as a pathetic liar. But, watch out mi suy companyeras con companeyeros she will not let go the grip of her power. She has a last two seconds play to shoot the ball.
She will not run for tongress because that is a degrading demotion, technically she can run for Vice President. Ano,natunganga kayo. By hook or by crook she will win all the votes in Mindanao because of Bedol. Bedol is an expert when it comes to extradition of people and dead souls. He is an illegal human and soul trafficker from hell, Lucifer will give him that number of roasted souls.
Of course! A petition for restraining order will be filed by her opposition in court not to proclaim her as a VP. Hahahaha! 7-7 na naman ang justice decision.
Then, after 6 months in office her demolition team will go to work. She will travel to Singapore and break ties with her running mate which is the President. Street protest from Left, Right, front and back forward mach! Another Edsa. The President is ousted and he join Erap, they will play majong and pusoy while his plunder case is pending.
Tiagong Akyat will really assassinate her and put the blame on Esperon because the supot did not have a cabinet secretary position.—-This is only Cocoy’s Pipe Dreams!
Walang kuwenta ang demotion sa bruhang iyan basta makaiwas lang sa asunto. Sa Kongreso kahit papaano’y nakasandal siya sa mga barkada niyang demonyo na pinangungunahan nina JDV at Villafuerte. Kapag wala na sa pulitika si tiyanak, matutulad siya kina Marcos at Erap…masahol pa. Ang mga pulitiko kasi may tinatawag na kaunting immunity. Maraming paraan gamit ang kapangyarihan ng Kongreso para maiwasan ang mga asuntong ibabato sa kanya. Sa mga panahon na iyon (2010) ay kontrolado pa rin ng mga bata niya ang Kongreso, Kampi man o Lakas.
putulan muna natin ng mga paa si d(em)onya gloria para doon siya tumakbo sa tahanang walang hagdan!
If there is Gloria’s Joke,Here is Cocoy’s Joke.
Nabasa ko lang ito sa Liwayway na pinambalot ng daing.Mainit na naman kasi ang mga ulo ninyo. Cool muna at mag Coca-Cola.
Arman, was a tricycle driver in their undeveloped little barrio. At an early age he became an orphaned, his father died with tuberculosis. His mother a widow abandoned them and go with an ugly insurance salesman. Poor Arman need to take care his epileptic sister and he need to stop elementary grade schooling. Susan his childhood playmate neighbor oftentimes tend to the need of his handicapped sister while he is busy making a living fetching a regular customer in his side-car.
After some period of time he married Susan, who has a crush on him because he is handsome and according to the tsismis in the barrio he is an illegitimate child. His mother needed money that time to pay for a mortgage on her inherited small piece of land, The dirty old man councilor and become a mayor virginized his mother but, the mayor denied. But, if DNA proves it can have a positive result and the mayor will fail the lie detector test. His asthmatic dead father married his mother to save the family reputation in shame. He was a mayor’s bodyguard and also a wino.
Three months married and a good honeymoon, Arman decided to try his luck on being an OFW, although he encountered a lot of illegal recruiters, he was able to get a job in construction abroad as a mason. He remitted all his pay to Susan. Four years lapsed his contract expire and he need to go home for another renewal of visa and contract. He want to surprise his wife and his epileptic sister.
Cont—–
Susan was in the kitchen preparing for dinner for her and Arman sister, because he want to surprise his loves one he pass in batalan. A good happy reunion and a lot of tears running down on their cheeks. They joyfully enjoy the pinakbet .
Time for bed. Anyone can imagine after a long years of separation, something good will happen, a matador and a bull. Hehehhe! But, there was a problem. An equipment defect. Susan was on Tampax and she don’t want to spoil the white clean bed-sheet. Arman was disgust and asked his esposa what he’s gonna do with his loaded gun. Her esposa calm him down and she even volunteer her five little marias to polish Arman’s weapon on up and down stroke while they are talking on what to do. And they come up with a good plan. The plan is Susan agree that she will not complain if Arman will find a temporary shooting range until her equipment will stop from leaking.
Early in the morning soon the rooster “COOOK-KA-KA-OK. Arman get out in bed and get himself ready to find someone to shoot with his loaded ready to explode gun .He couldn’t control it no more. He tested the 2 stroke cycle engine of his parked tricycle if it will start on a first kick, It takes him more than ten times and he hear a “BROOM-BROOM- BROOM” Up in the town he goes that early. On his way he saw his elementary school classmate whom he has a childhood fling keep secret inside. They talk and finally Arman told Zeny his problem of his loaded gun and an equipment defect of his wife. Zeny told him that she is willing to help him fix the problem and she volunteer herself for the sake of long, long friendship. Arman asked her, But, where are we going to do the thing when no one is looking. Zeny said her parents has a vacant kamalig nearby which is a few kilometer away. Arman shift his motor gear in high speed and they went flying to reach the kamalig. They did the ritual in different style,doggy style,missionary style and even 69 until Arman exhausted and cooled his gun.
Cont.
The only words come on Arman’s mouth is WOW! now I am going home to my wife. Susan was in the front yard sweeping the dried leaves of mango tree and she saw Arman coming with there red tricycle.–Here come her husband and she can see a big wide smile on his face. She asked Him,–Did you find someone you are looking for? Arman answered, Oh! Yeah darling, I met Zeny on my way to town and she did it for me for 50 dollars!–Susan was upset and she said-Ah, What! You give Zeny 50 bucks? Yes, Darling I gave her 50 bucks. Zeny cursed him–Are you stupid giving that bitch 50 bucks, if I were you I won’t give her a dime to get even with her. Arman asked her, What’s wrong with her? Susan replied, You know what darling, Every time her husband, Oscar comes her, I gave him everything he wants for free even your under wear and pocket money and that is why I want to keep the bed-sheet clean always, and you! you, do it in kamalig. It is filty! Yucky! Hehehehehehe! End of story.
GLORIA ARROYO, ang reyna ng mandaraya, kasinungalingan,kayabangan at higit sa lahat SAKIM SA KAPANGYARIHAN. Durog na durog na at malapit ng maubos ang mga mamamayang pilipino sa gutom at walang tigil na patayan dahil sa mga ginagawa nya, okay lang sana kung ang mga Abu Sayyaf, MILF, NPA, CRIMINALS ETC. ang mga dinudurog nya kaso hanggang salita lang ang kanyang palaging binibigkas na ” DUDURUGIN KO KAYONG LAHAT !!! ” ang yabang ng animal !dapat sa kanya kaladkarin na sa palasyo at sya ang ipalit sa mga pinakukulong na mga taong walang kasalanan, mga taong nagtatanggol sa bayan. Tapos eto mag jo joke pa na tatakbo sa congreso? baliw na talaga ang pangulo natin, wala man lang delikadesa sa mga bibibitiwan nyang salita at makuha pang mag joke joke ang walang hiya.
Chi & Ystakei,
Ano kaya bubuo tayo ng grupo natin at tayo na mismo sasalakay sa malacanang para kaladkarin ang animal na GLORIA na yan !
Gody, saan natin ilalagak ang maligna gloria pag nakaladkad na natin?!
Hahahah!
Anong armas ang dala? Teeth and fangs and long fingernails?
Pareng Cocoy – Maaari bang maidagdag itong tatlong “Gloria Jokes”?
*****
ENRIQUE ZOBEL: half Filipino half Spanish.
HENRY SY: half Filipino half Chinese.
JUAN FLAVIER: half Filipino half Igorot.
RAUL ROCO: half Hawaiian half Polo.
JOHN OSMENA: half Filipino half Filipina.
MIKE ARROYO: half Filipino half Pork.
AI AI DELAS ALAS: half Filipino half Moon.
GMA: half…
*****
In New York City…
Mike Arroyo: How much?
Prostitute: $100.
Mike Arroyo: That’s too much! How about $10?
Prostitute: No way!
(Next day, Prostitute saw Mike with GMA)
Prostitute: See, that’s what you get for $10?
*****
Isang lasing nasalubong si Mike Arroyo, Unang Ginoo na may kasamang aso
Lasing: hoy, saan mo nakuha yang baboy?
Mike: aso ito hindi baboy!
Lasing: huwag ka nga sumabat! yung aso ang kausap ko!
May kasunod pa Mang Emilio…
Mike to Lasing: Be gentle with pig.
chi,
gus2 ko pag nakaladkad natin si GLORIANG UNGAS, una kakalbuhin natin sya bago iparada sa buong metro manila patungo sa TIPO TIPO BASILAN na nakagapus kasama ang kanyang mga tagapagligtas na sina ESPERON, ERMITA, pati na rin ang kanyang mga MAGICIAN na sina ABALOS, BEDOL at GARCI bago natin sila ibala sa kanyon ng mga sundalo pra pandurog sa kanilang mga business partner na MILF at ABU SAYYAF.
adebrux,
are you asking what weapon we gonna use to penetrate malacanang palace? you have nothing to worry ! ‘coz i’m gonna take with me the greatest magician DAVID COPPER ! to enter GLORIA’s KINGDOM with SUPERMAN as back-up to lift her entire kingdom to the sky and be dropped in the deepest sea PACIFIC OCEAN ! at don natin makikita kung kaya pang iligtas ni ESPERON at ang kanyang mga animal na alaga sa kanyang kaharian…
Chi,
Ano sa palagay mo?
Mas gusto kong gamitin si Criss Angel ng Mindfreak. Kaya niyang alisin parang bula ang isang bagay kahit malaki tulad ng elepante. Sa pamamagitan ng kanyang magic ay kaya niyang gawin matunaw ang Malacanang.
artsee,
Cge pag samasamahin natin ang mga pinaka magagaling na magician natin !
Putris yang si Criss Angel, pinahiga sa papag yung babae. Tapos ipinahila sa isang babae yung mga kamay habang isang babae naman ang humihila sa paa. Pagkatapos pinitikpitik yung tiyan nung nakahiga, nahati yung katawan sa dalawa. Yung parteng itaas hanggang bewang, lumakad palayo gamit ang kamay. Samantalang yung mula bewang hanggang paa, gumagalaw din.
Imposible!
Napanood nyo ba yung Stealing Minds ni Bearwin Meily? Magaling na ring magmagic ang mokong, parang si David Blaine pero may comic touch. Ano nga pangalan nung isa pang Fil-Am na magaling ring street magician? Medyo may pasosyal nga lang kaya di gaanong kwela.
gusto ko na tlaga matunaw ang brohang GLORIA na yan ! at lahat ng kanyang alagad.
alam nyo, sa nakikita ko ngaun iisang tao nalng ang may matatag at tutuong may prinsipyo at paninindigan sa salita at gawa… sya ay si PING LACSON , kya lagi ko pinag darasal na sna sya na ang maging pangulo natin.
Tingnan nyo naman ang mga traydor na GO’s na gaya nina ESCUDERO, CAYETANO at lalo na sa hari ng traydor MANUEL VILLAR ! ang mga animal talaga, akala nila mananalo pa sila sa susunod na election? hinangaan ko ang galing ng 2 bagitong si CHIZ at ALLAN pero ngaun isa na silang basura para sakin, ginamit lng pala nila ang partido ng mga taong may matatag na prinsipyo gaya ni LACSON.
Tongue,
Walang imposible sa MAGIC ! kaya nga nanalo si MIGZ ZUBIRI eh !!! dahil sa magic ni GLORIA !
Ayaw kong marinig ang pangalang Zubiri at tataas na naman ang BP ko. Mas gusto kong itawag sa kanya: Migz ZuDIRI o ZuBILI.
kahit baranggay chairman di mananalo si Gloria
Mang Paquito, siguro naman pag Barangay Tamod, mananalo siya.
Okey sa ‘kin si Criss Angel (magaling pala) ang gamitin na tagaputol sa katawan ng pooh-tah, kaya lang ay hindi ilusyon…iyong totohanan!
Artsee, barangay tanod . ginawa mo ng Tamod si ate Glo mo ah ! kung sabagay kasing lagkit na nya noon ! hahahaha… dahil hnde sya maalis alis sa palasyo.
bastos n’yong dalawa talaga, hoho.
kanino kaya ‘yun?
sayang. kung ipinanganak ‘yun baka susunod na presidente rin, hindi sirkero.
Gody, pasensiya na sa pagkakamali ko. Tao lang naman akong nagkakamali. Magkatabi kasi ang letrang M at N sa keyboard ko kaya ang nai-type ko M imbes na N. Barangay Tanod ang ibig kong sabihin. Hindi puwedeng Tamod ang kay tiyanak dahil babae siya. Noong panahon ni Nani Perez, gusto niya iyan.
Gloria has been a consistent liar. Worst, all her lies are disastrous to the filipino people.
Spy,
Gloria can even look the living Saints in the eye and lie. She is a congenital liar, just can’t tell the truth.
I wonder if she inherited this disease or because of her consistent lying, the lying already becomes her!
hahahaha… ikaw tlga artsee pinatatawa mo tlga ako, pero gus2 ko mga mssage mo, may sense of humor. sna noon ko pa na diskubre eto, noong isang araw lng ako nag umpisa d2. iniwan ko na ang YM (chatting).
wag na kau magtaka sa kasinungalingan ni bruha ! kaya paghandaan uli natin ang kanyang ka-SONA-lingan nya bukas. artsee, nka handa knba sa SONA-ngaling bruhang gloria bukas? ung mga gamot mo sa hi-blood wag mo kalimutan! kung klangan mo ako, buzz mo lng ako.
Emilio OFW, those jokes are hilarious. I hope they’re not patented (all rights reserved)as I’m they are now part of my humor archive and will be emailed to my circle of friends.