Nagpapatawa naman itong si “Madame Wetness” Presidential Legal Counsel Sergio Apostol.
Sinabi ni Apostol na maari raw mapalaya si Sen. Antonio Trillanes at hindi masyadong maparusahan kung siya ay maghingi ng tawad kay Gloria Arroyo.
Ito talagang si Madame Wetness, mahilig magpapatawa.
Paano naman hihingi ng tawad si Trillanes ay wala naman siyang kasalanan kay Arroyo. Si Arroyo nga ang may malaking kasalanan sa kanya at sa mga Magdalo na mga sundalo.
Noong July 27, 2003, pumunta sa Oakwood Hotel sa Makati sina Trillanes at mga 300 na mga sundalo na kasapi sa Magdalo at doon nila binulgar ang mga katarantaduhan na nangyayari sa military katulad ng pagbebenta ng mga bala at armas sa NPA at MILF na siyang ginagamit laban sa kanila.
Bago nila ito ginawa, ipina-alam ni Trillanes kay Arroyo ang nakakabahala nilang nalalaman ngunit ang reaksyon ni Arroyo ay inurder na ikulong si Trillanes at iparada sa media.
Ang pakay nina Trillanes sa pagpunta sa Oakwoond ay hindi manggulo kungdi para ipa-alam sa taumbayan ang nangyayari sa military at maituwid ng pamahalaan ang masamang gawain na nakakasama sa buong bayan. Ngunit ano ang ginawa ni Gloria Arroyo? Sa halip na ituwid ang masamang gawain ng mga opisyal, ang ikinulong ay ang mga Magdalo.
Tingnan na lang ang nangyari kay Gen. Carlos Garcia na nabulgar na kumurakot ng milyong-milyong pera sa military? Napalaya na yata.
Samantalang sina Trillanes at ang kanyang mga kasamahan ay hanggang ngayon ay nakakulong pa.
Nagdesisyon si Trillanes na alamin sa taumbayan ang gusto nila at kanyang ginawa ito sa pamamagitan sa pagtakbo sa senatorial election. Binoto siya ng taumbayan. Ibig sabihin noon gusto ng taumbayan ang kanilang ginawa. Sampal din kay Arroyo ang ibig sabihin ng sobra 11 milyon na boto ni Trillanes.
Nang unang lumabas ang resulta ng eleksyon, nagulantang ang lahat, lalo na ang Malacañang na kasama si Trillanes sa Magic 12. Sabi ni Apostol nang lumabas ang National Capital Region exit poll na isinagawa ang Pulse Asia/ABS-CBN, “dito lang yan sa Metro Manila. Kapag pumasok na ang nasa probinsya, malalaglag rin ‘yan.”
Nang pumasok ang resulta, galing sa probinsiya, pasok pa rin si Trillanes. Tumahimik na si Apostol.
Ngayong klaro na na nanalo si Trillanes, ayaw naman pumayag si Arroyo na manungkulan si Trillanes.
Alam ni Arroyo at ang kanyang mga alagad katuld ni Apostol na hindi nila mapigilan ang kagustuhan ng taumbayan na palayain si Trillanes para magserbisyo sa kanila. Kaya ang palusot nila ay humingi raw ng tawad si Trillanes kay Arroyo.
Nagpapatawa itong si Madame Wetness.
Ellen, Why is this pillock called Madame Wetness? Is he gay?
my mind dwindling about the character of apostol,is he on 2nd childhood stage?,probably so!! imagine his statement about the verdict for erap,if the guilty was slap on the poor guy,it will be an overwhelming victory for the entire nation.if is not guilty,this would create a havoc,outrages and protest for unfair justice among those who boot out erap.i hope he is not on dialysistic state of mind,remember edsa 2,w/c those elites,prominent crook politicans(ex & currently serving those time)and some idiots who just said being there to enjoyed the goodies and be called heroes,are these the crowd he’s talking about,iwould say the participants of those events about1/2% of the populations of metropolis areas.these will be a big event for international 80% of hungry crowds would crash 1/2%idiots populations of the country.sergie, you just dreaming the edsa2,also change your last names to tahol,cuz apostol only used by godfearing individuals with dignities of honesty and humbliesness,not hambog like the way,you show your self.
I would suggest for Mr. Apostol, whatever causing his being addressed Madame Wetness to immdiately stop taking medication and see a psychiatrist. He may need a change of medication or another job, but what a job, bet he get paid so gooodddd…
Vic:
“Madame Wetness” Presidential Legal Counsel Sergio Apostol has discovered that there’s a long line waiting to see the psychiatrist thats why not only is the ship sinking fast but heading towards a big collision thats imminent simply because there’s nobody steering the ship.
Maybe a psychiatrist’s advice would be to grab a life belt!
Could you ever imagine that large successful corporate bodies such at Intel & Ford Motors ever employing the likes of “Madame Wetness” Presidential Legal Counsel Sergio Apostol being their company presidents legal spokesman for the chief executives office. The spokesperson represents and reflects the quality or non-quality of the chief executive’s office.
‘Quote of the day’: “Never try to teach a pig to acquire knowledge on the rules of language; it wastes your time and annoys the pig”.
Don’t we get it? The dogs of the tiyanak have the same tone and bark the same way. They are all trained and paid by the tiyanak to do tricks to entertain us.
off-topic:
Mayor Lim: ‘We’ll make sure Arroyo will stay until 2010’ (gmanews.tv)
Kung ang Malacanang ay nasa Makati or Si Jojo Binay ang mayor ng Manila ano kaya ang sasabihin niya.
Anyway, medyo naawa na ako kay Ms. Susan Roces una si Chiz, Jinggoy and then Lim…para kasing walang nangyaring dayaan last 2004 at kalimutan na lang ang lahat.
I respect Mayor Lim’s decision to protect GMA. After all, though nandaya and fake Pres. she is a resident of Manila, and it is but the responsibility of the Mayor. Huwag lang siya mag pa under the palda.
On the other si Apostol naman ay nag sesecond childhood na or baka may Alzheimer na. Ang naala lang niya noong 5 years old siya- “o sigue na mag sorry kana para yong kapatid mo titigil bg iyak at baka maglupasay pa iyan.” Ilang taon na ba siya?
Madame Wetness! Por favor,Mama-Sita!slow down on your statement. It is getting slippery when wet. Uno en punto, Trillanes has nothing to be sorry to your salbahe Mama. More than 11 million people, agree! Agree! sa kanya. That number can drown you all in Malacanang if more than 11 million will urinate at the same time, it can produce a million gallons of urine. Tingnan,nga natin kung hindi kayo malulunod lahat. Then,that is a real wetness–Basang-basa kayong lahat. Eh,kung sabay-sabay pang tumae ang mga iyan sa balconahe ng Malacanang,ang epekto niyan ay mas masahol pa sa nuclear bomb.So, huwag ninyong balewalain ang sympathy ng mga tao na naniwala sa ipinag-lalaban niya.11 million bodies is a lethal weapon, it can sink the whole armada. Kulang ang barko ng Philippine Navy kung sabay-sabay sumakay ang mga iyan,lulubog kayo under the bottom of the sea.Then, you can see!
AdeBrux Says:
Ellen, Why is this pillock called Madame Wetness? Is he gay?
…………… >> same question, Ellen. Marunong bang kumendeng???
Pag hindi nagseryuso si “Madam Wetness”, I’ll be force to send a German made pamunas! Let’s see if he won’t speak straight or talk with sense! As it is, he is indeed showing signs of a second childhood! Anong akala niya kay Sen. Trillanes, a baby na puwede pang utu-utuin?
WWNL:
Ang lakas ng UTS sa qoute of the Day mo!
“‘Quote of the day’: “Never try to teach a pig to acquire knowledge on the rules of language; it wastes your time and annoys the pig”. But how true, indeed!
my second guess on the issue of verdict for erap,are to see the real score of w/c would save their stinking butt from the people domestically and internationally.mind setting prime factors of knowing peoples reactivities of the issues.they brought these issues early to gather info.from intel.agency which of the two,to set a defense if troubles brews up,since edsa2 particpants are unrelialble,only they can rely from organizations funded by intel.& afp not sure of supporting,35% only in their side.religions sector quite reluctants on the issues due they felt guilty on unnecessary involvement of the past event edsa2,which causes hardship for every pilipino, division of the country,breed more criminals,corrupts,murderers and many more to mention.now they are on survival position,no win situations,my friendly advice is unzip all your luggages and treasures chest, start packing up for early departure before tsunami’s comes to your door step.
gusa77;
Wonder what kind of medication Apostol is taking! He is living in the 5th dimension where the dominant rule is reverse psychology,”mukto-mona! mukto-mona! bongko-nana!”an alien abduction and demonic possession. Well, Apostol could not even sing the-BOOM-TARAT_TARAT–he has a problem with his tongue. Pilipit. He pronounce “IF” as “EP”.He needed medication to straighten his tongue and a tongue extension.
Tongue;
Don’t be like Ducat,I am not calling you.Hehehehe!
Tongue:
Mabuti nirewind ko iyong tape at nireview.
Don’t be like Singson pala,Ducat was the one who’s calling him.
Jojo——Everyone knows that Lim: aka: Dirty Harry of Manila is hot-headed against criminals with an ice-cold demeanor to a law abiding Manilenio has lived up to that reputation until he was elected as a senator. I think it is pre-maturely for anyone to render him an opinion that he want to do a hanky-panky with Gloria, the picture was clear, Dirty Harry whispered to Gloria “You are really a dirty bastard, ain’t ya, Gloria?”–Gloria whispered back although the caption was depected, Gloria’s right hand was on Dirty Harry’s third short middle leg “Oh! Yeah, I am a bastard and dirty and I make ya’ day!” After that tender affection, Dirty Harry lost his gun.
Puro stupidity ang sinasabi ni Apostol. Dapat diyan i-disbar dahil mukhang wala namang ibubuga at kabisote lang. Sayang ang bayad diyan coming from the taxpayers.
Hopefully, wala nang naniniwala sa mga ungas! Time for reckoning. Puede ba, bilisan na!
Anna and Alitaptap ask, “Ellen, Why is this pillock called Madame Wetness? Is he gay?”
During the impeachment trial against Estrada, Apostol was a member of the prosecutiion team. He is from Leyte and you can tell it immediately by his accent. Everytime he addressed a lady witness during the cross examination, he would say. “Madame Wetness”.
Gusa, please don’t use all caps frequently. It’s distracting. Pangit basahin. It gives the impression of screaming.
Even if you don’t capitalize words in your comments, readers will be able to get your message. Just make it concise and brief.
Others, please take note. Napapagod na ako sa kaka-edit.
“Others, please take note. Napapagod na ako sa kaka-edit.”
itong mga ito kasi, eh.
buti sana kung mga tongresmen at senatong kayo, puwede na kayong hindi i-audit. he he heh.
kunsabagay, balanse rin pala ang cabinet ni gloria, merong parang imbudong butas na kahit hindi sadyain, lumalabas ang hindi dapat agad malaman ng madla lalo ‘yung mga kapalpakan ng mga palpak. meron ding nananakot na akala lahat ay uurong ang bayag at meron ding mga dramatistang wala naman sa linya ang mga pa ek-ek at lalo’t higit itong katulad nitong mamang tulo laway na nagpapatawa, hindi naman katawatawa!
“Madame Wetness”! Hahahahaha! Ganda pala ng history ni Madame Wetness! Hay, hindi pa kasi mag-tagalog. Pangit naman mag-ingles! Parang iyong kriminal sa Malacanang who is trying hard to speak English pero ang sakit sa taingang pakinggan! Nakakasira ng diction!!! Kala nila ang ganda naman nilang mag-ingles! Kakahiya!
yuko,
magtagalog?
nu del (no deal).
eh, di mas lalo siyang nahalata na parang sinimento ang dila at magmumukhang kahiyahiya sa kanyang kapwa bisaya. ang katanggap tanggap lang naman niyang kaliga ay ‘yung matandang ilonggong paurong ang takbo ng katwiran. ‘yung matandang amoy lupa na umiihi na sa kinauupuan sa loob ng kanyang opisina sa kagawaran ng walang hustisya.
Marami pang kabululan ni Madam Wetness Serge Apostol:
1. On the suddenly vigilant voters: “Dapat talagang alagaan natin ang ating buto”
2. On his meeting with Gloria regarding legal issues: “We will have a mating in the afternoon, I’ll let you know the results after sex (o’clock).
3. On what he plans to give Gloria on her birthday: “I’m thinking of something that’s her favoret. I think I will give her a kick (birthday cake).
More later!
Akala ko nga noong una ay naiihi sa salawal si Apostol kaya tinawag na “Mr. Wetness” e.
Mas gusto ko iyang “Madame Wetness”, baka nga ganun s’ya dahil kung anu-ano ang pinagsasabi na humingi raw ng tawad si Trillanes kay Blinky Tianak at patatawarin ito.
Huh, parang linya ni IdDye na pinatatawad na raw niya ang mga journalists!
Pinipilit na merong kasalanan ang mga inosente samantalang iyong mga may kasalanan ay pinipilit na pawalang-sala! Sira ulo ng mga malignong ito sa Malacanang!
Naku ha, ganyan pala katigas ang dila nitong si Madame Wetness, sabay sabog-laway kung nagsasalita. Nagkakalat talaga!
Ha!Ha! Ha! Tongue, sumasakit na ang tiyan ko sa kakatawa.
Tongue, ikaw pala ang comedian…heh,heh,heh…
nakupo!
sinasabi ko na nga ba!
lalong nagkalokoloko ang dicktion ni apostol!
huwag n’yo nang pagsalitain ng tagalog o inggles. baka mahawa ang ating mga mag-aaral.
please cut your tongue, este hold your tongue, pala.
sa lahat ng sino mang magpo-post dito ng mahahaba, pakinggan natin ang pakiusap ng maybahay na si aling ellen.
tunay na nakakapagod ang mag-audit ng kumentong capital liters at very long story, kaya kung maaari ay isulat ninyo sa brief at dapat i-circumcise.
sori, nahawa na ako kay madam waitness.
chi, totoo bang gustong patuwarin ni gloria si sonny trillanes?
oh, my goose!
Thanks for the explanation Ellen. Pero, sinabi ba nitong gagong Apostol kung bakit daw kailangan humingi ng tawad si Trillanes kay Arroyo?
Kung ako si Trillanes, batukan niya dapat si Gloria!
Could it be that Apostol took english language lessons from Inspector Clouseau?
Mrivera,
Sa macho ni Sonny, e hindi ako nagtataka kung bakit gusto siyang pilit patuwarin, eeee patawarin pala ni gloria maligna!
Obsessed talaga itong si gloria kay Sonny!
As promised, Apostol’s Tongue Twisters (cont’d):
4. On the news that Gringo really broke his foot while trying to escape: “Yes, he reportedly jumped from the balcony of the house then he also jumped many fences but he was not able to skip.”
5. On Arroyo’s offer of amnesty to rebels: “The offer of amnesty by GME (GMA) is sincere, there is even a reward by DAR of land taytols so that they can tell their own land after they surrender”.
6. On the use of tinted windows in gov’t cars: “Only the President can use sirens aside from the emergency-related vehicols, but we are more lenient when it comes to putting tents in the car windows”.
7. On the critical water level of Angat dam: “We have standby sources in case of shortage, like we can pump from Laguna Lick” (Lake).
8. On Joker’s joining Gloria’s Senate ticket: “There’s no doubt he will be invited, we need Joker to complete the dick (of cards)”.
9. On Gloria’s “big” economy: “President GME is trying her best to make the economy beg!”
10. On the brewing Lakas-Kampi rift prior to the polls: “In areas dominated by Lakas, Kampi will be petting it’s own candidates against Lakas.”
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All orig yan. Pwede itext kung gusto, pero dito kay Ellen ang copyright, heheh.
Hahahahahahahahahah! Tongue, your Apostolspeak is awesome… as we say in French, “C’est absolument genial!”
Which reminds me of what Voltaire once said, “What comes out of one’s mouth reflects the structure of one’s mind…” (Parang, twisted tongue, twisted mind, hehehehe!)
Tangnangapostol!
Hewhehehheehhh! Tinalo pa ni Madame Wetness Apostol ang kagaguhang magsalita ni Dubya!
Hoy, chi, buhay ka na naman. Akala ko nagmadre ka na.
Tongue, ang galing ng collection mo. Pahiram ha, for my column. I’ll be going home next week for the 40th day prayers after my uncle’s death. Gamitin ko ito for my advance column.
Wala na bang iba?
Tongue;
Submit all your homework soon.
Ermita is drafting a GAG order for Apostol not to talk and not for him to look GAGO. They are also expediting all his accumulated vacation leave and he will be temporarily relieve. He is going to Germany to study in the school of deaf and mute. Apolstol is dissatisfied about the move of Ermita, He sed(said)he will only go to Gelmany (Germany) ep (if) they galanti (guarantee) hes (his) job back.
Tongue T:
Nakapost ang jokes mo sa UPAA in Japan egroup namin. Tawa ng tawa iyong mga co-alumni natin sa DFA. Of course, nakalagay kung saan nanggaling–blog ni Ellen!
Muntik na, Tongue. Nabalitaan ko lang na bumalimbing si Alan at Chiz at di ko mapigil na makapagmura in silence, heheh!
It’s ok Ellen, kaya lang no new materials yet. Mahirap magimbento ng hindi talagang nakakatawa, mahirap yata i-please ang mapanuring bloggers dito.
BTW, jokes lang iyan baka akala ng iba, obsessed ako kay Apostol kaya mino-monitor ko siya.
Malakas mang asar si SER.
Sa Singapore meron SIR – Singapore Immigration and Registration
Sa China meron SAR – Special Administrative Region
Dito naman sa Ellenville meron tayo – School of Economic Research
marami tayong researcher dito
“mahirap yata i-please ang mapanuring bloggers dito.”
talaga ka, tongue.
mahirap i-convense at i-place ang mga bloggers dito.
he he he heh!
pero sa kapi-place mo sa kanila, maraming napapa – UTOT sa katatawa!
12 more Magdalo leaders enter guilty plea
07/11/2007
Twelve junior officers of the Philippine Army who led the failed Oakwood mutiny in July 2003 have pleaded “guilty” on charges of violating Articles of War (AW) during a hearing at Camp Aguinaldo in Quezon City yesterday.
Among those who pleaded guilty after they were allowed by the General Court Martial (GCM) to enter a “special plea” were Army Captains Gerardo Gambala, Milo Maestrocampo, Lawrence Luis Somera, Albert Baloloy, John Andres, Florentino Somera and Alvin Ebreo.
Other officers who entered the same plea were First Lieutenants Cleao Donga-as, Audie Tocloy, Von Rio Tayab, Rex Bolo and Brian Yasay.
http://www.tribune.net.ph/20070711/nation/20070711nat1.html
isa na namang mapaklang tagumpay ng kampo ng reyna anay!
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RORO vessel sinks off Masbate, 8 dead —-abs-cbnnews.com
A roll-on/roll-off (RORO) vessel carrying 60 passengers and 22 crewmen capsized off the waters of Masbate province Thursday, killing eight people, ABS-CBN News reported Thursday.
Search and rescue operations were immediately launched by the Philippine Coast Guard (PCG) using helicopters and ships.
Lt. SG Armand Balilo, PCG spokesman, said that as of 10:15 a.m. two passengers of M/V Blue Water Princess were still missing.
Balilo said the 400-ton vessel, which was bound for Masbate from Lucena City, ran aground and sank near Bondoc point in the southern portion of Quezon province at past 3 a.m. Thursday.
Initial reports said that passengers panicked when the ship listed to one side and jumped into the water.
The bodies of the fatalities and the rescued survivors from the vessel were taken to Barangay Pagsangahan, San Francisco in Quezon province.
http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/storypage.aspx?StoryId=84349
8 dead as ship sinks off Masbate —-inquirer.net
MANILA, Philippines — The death toll in the sinking of a 400-ton cargo ship that sank off Bondoc point in Quezon province early Thursday has increased to eight, according to the Philippine Coast Guard based in Lucena City.
The Coast Guard also said that of the 60 passengers and crew of the M/V Blue Water Princess, 50 were rescued and two were still missing.
The ship had just left Lucena in Quezon and was bound for Masbate province when it sank at around 3 a.m., Lieutenant Armand Balilo, a spokesman for the PCG, said in a phone interview earlier on Thursday, adding that the cause of the accident has not been determined.
“Our effort now is on search and rescue,” Balilo said.
A ship from the Coast Guard and another from the Philippine Navy are involved in rescue operations, Balilo said, adding helicopters might be sent.
The Coast Guard has also requested the Armed Forces Southern Luzon Command based in Lucena for help, he said.
newsinfo.inquirer.net/breakingnews/regions/view_article.php?article_id=76212