Mike Arroyo was again at the witness stand this afternoon in the libel suit he filed against Malaya publisher Jake Macasaet and business editor Rosario Galang.
These are the highlights of Arroyo’s testimony:
He said he undertakes charitable projects to gain points in heaven. “I do it for points in heaven. I do it for the greater glory of God.
He repeated it again after a few questions. “I do it to gain points in heaven.. for pogi points in heaven. At least I know I make points with God.”
When asked if there is no partnership with the official functions of his wife, he said “The only partnership I have with my wife is the conjugal bed and in charity projects.”
To prove his point that his reputation was damaged by the article written by Macasaet, he said,”his sons, friends and chief of staff, Juris Soliman, thought less of me because of the article.”
He said when his son read the article , he said, “Talagang loko-loko yan si Jake Macasaet. Talagang sinungaling.”
Throughout his one- hour- and- a- half testimony, he looked impatient and annoyed with many questions. He would sometimes scratch his head in irritation. At the end of his testimony, he stood on one side of the room and did some stretching exercises.
On his way out, some reporters shouted a question at him if it’s true he settled with Celia Suarez for an undisclosed amount to stop her from filing a disbarment suit and if it’s true he has a son with Suarez. He did not answer.
Re: ,”his sons, friends and chief of staff, Juris Soliman, thought less of me because of the article.”
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! If he were a good man, his sons would NEVER think less of him. Shithead! What kind of argument is that?
“I do it for points in heaven. I do it for the greater glory of God.”
hindi man lamang siya kinilabutan sa mga sinabi niyang ito? kung nagkakawanggawa man siya, taos naman kaya sa kalooban niya? kanino at saan galing ang perang ginagastos niya? sa sarili niyang bulsa? hudaspatawarin!
Para pa lang siyang bumibili ng pogi points para makapunta sa langit. Tatanggapin kaya siya doon?
Ellen,
Re: Tatanggapin kaya siya doon?
Di puwede! Wala siyang kaluluwa so paano siya makakarating sa heaven?
Talaga naman ang taong sinusuwerte, daig ang minamalas, tingnan mo itong masibang si Mike Arroyo, mataas pa pala ang pag-asang sa langit siya pupunta, hindi ko akalain ng magsabog ng biyaya ang Diyos, lambat ang ipinangsahod nitong si baboy kaya nasa kanyang lahat ang biyaya.
The Fartso said “he undertakes charitable projects to gain points in heaven. “I do it for points in heaven. I do it for the greater glory of God.”
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Dioskopow! Idala na ‘yan sa Mental Hospital, his would-be heaven! Sa kagagamit niya sa word na “God” ay baka nabaliw na ng tuluyan!
“The only partnership I have with my wife is the conjugal bed and in charity projects.”
Hahahahah, thanks for the laugh, Fartso!
Right you are, Ellen. Nagpapapogi points lang, but God’s way is not the same way as the Fat Guy.
This creep in fact does not have pure charity as defined in the Scriptures. He has blasphemed God in fact with his false witness in the court, and assuming that God will accept his money from gambling, and stealing from the national coffers the way he and his wife squander public funds. Susunod na nga ang mga properties in Japan to be squandered by them.
Here are my favorite quotes from the Scriptures re true charity:
“And though I bestow all my goods to feed the poor, and though I give my body to be burned, and have not charity, it profiteth me nothing. Charity suffereth long, and is kind; charity envieth not; charity vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up” (1Cor. 13:3-4)
“But when thou doest alms, let not thy left hand know what thy right hand doeth:” (Matt. 6: 3)
Ay naku, paawa effect ang siete ni Fartso! Nakakatawa at nakakakilabot at the same time. Ngeeeekkkk!!!
Chabeli, ibalibag natin ito sa pader ng korte. 1,2,3…ready go! BLAG!!!!
Anna,
Huling huli sa bibig ang creep! Papaano siyang pupunta sa langit e adulterer siya and no charity of his is marked as passed in heaven for sure!!!
Ilan sa Commandments ang nilalabag niya? Pakitanong nga kasi one qualification for entering the Kingdom of God is strict abidance to the Commandments of God. O di ba nagkasala na sila ng asawa niya when they coveted the position that was not hers and they did so with malice and vile? O iyong pagnanakaw at pagsisinungaling, di ba kasalanan din iyon? Iyong bearing false witness niya laban sa mga dinidemanda niya, di ba kasalanan din iyon? Iyong adultery pa. Ang daming kasalanan ng salbaheng iyan sa totoo lang! Hindi siya makakarating sa langit kung di siya magsisisi. Start by packing their bags and go straight to prison! Baka pa!
Hahaha! Nakakatawa talaga itong si Mike Pidal,oo. Pati sarili niya niloloko at pinag-sisinungalingan na rin niya. Maniwala ba naman siyang sa langit ang punta niya. At maniwala rin siyang pa “Pogi” points! Hahaha! Yan ba ang Pogi? Hahaha! Baboy na boses ek-ek! Hahaha!
“I do it for points in heaven. I do it for the greater glory of God.”
Now, Dolphy has a rival for the Comedy King title.
Sa susunod na testimony ni Mike Arroyo, malamang na sasabihin niyang ang lahat na ginagawa niyang charity projects ay may pahintulot ni God dahil nakausap niya si God.
jdeleon5022
Nasabi mo, maswerte talaga itong mama na ito dahil sa kanyang asawang si Aling Gloria. Nasa kanila nang lahat. Ayon sa nabasa ko, ganito raw yon: Noong panahon ni FVR, ang kurakutan ay over the table. Sa panahon ni Erap, ang kurakutan ay under the table. Pero itong sa panahon ni Aling Gloria, ang kurakutan, including the table!!!
After calling Gloria, “Igorota” (according to Celia Suarez) the FARTSO has the gall to say that ““The only partnership I have with my wife is the conjugal bed and in charity projects.”” ! What a Joke !
““I do it to gain points in heaven.. for pogi points in heaven. At least I know I make points with God.”” What points w/ God ? Maybe w/ the Devil would sound more like it !
“Palace to serve as ’07 poll watchdog vs fraud—Bunye”
(The Daily Tribune web 03/20/2007)
The f*ckin’ Palace has ZERO credibility & now they want to be the “poll watchdog vs fraud” ?!!!!?
Maybe this is an April Fool’s Day gig.
Sleepless:
Magseselos ako kung sabihin ni Fatso na nagpakita sa kaniya ang Diyos kasi ako hindi lalakero, sinungaling at magnanakaw pero kahit minsan hindi pa nagpapakita sa akin ang Diyos! Sarap naman nilang maraming nilalabag sa Batas ng Diyos! 😛
Ang kapal!
Frontline, a column by Ms. Cacho-Olivares in The Daily Tribune web (03/20/2007) says it all:
“Spinning out of control” is a phrase that could best describe the behaviour of Gloria, Mike & their Lap Dogs !
Chabeli:
Dito nga sa Japan, lutong makaw yata ang gagawin. Filipinos are being given the impression that there will be no pollwatchrs during the counting of votes here. Lagot!!!
Chabeli,
Yun bang “spinning out-of-control” na parang trumpo na patapos na ikot! At pagkatapos yung talo sa larong trumpo ay
“binabatbat” hanggang mabiyak!
Ystakei,
Grabe talaga ito si La Igorota (w/ no offense meant to the Igorot women) !
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Luzviminda,
Tama po kayo ! Malapit na sana mabiyak !
According to the latest SWS survey, Filipino hunger is at an all-time high.
Wasn’t it Gloria who said, not too long ago, that the Philippine economy is doing very well although Filipinos have not realized it yet ?
Yes, because majority are extremely hungry, Stupid !
What this also tells me is that the growth in the Philippine economy is only for the Aboitizes, the Razons & the Alcantaras, & the rest of her Lap Dogs !
Re: “I do it for points in heaven. I do it for the greater glory of God.”
hehehehehehehehe—-lokohin mo asawa mo wag kaming mga taong bayan.
Nakakakilabot itong si JOSE PIDAL isinangkalan pa niya si God, lahat ginagawa makaalpas lang sa kawalanghiyaan. Magtigil ka JOSE PIDAL sangkatutak na ang kasalanan mo sa sanlibutan hindi ka na makakatakas–nakakasuka na mga pagmumukha nyo NI GLORIA. Please lang wag na kayo lumabas sa TV. Kumapit ka pa sa asawa mo (GLORIA)at kapag nakawala ka dyan tapos ka. Oh, mag self exile ka na ulit—lokohin mo si GLORIA, wag mga Pinoy–isa kang PENOY
off-Topic:
“Sotto let me down, says Poe Daughter” (source inquirer.net)
“I am very disappointed,” Grace Llamazares told reporters following the “press conference proclamation” of FPJPM as a party-list group vying for seats in the House of Representatives in the coming elections.
“My dad would have wanted him to run under the opposition,” she said.
Sotto lied when he said the Poe family understand him.
Here is the article:
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/breakingnews/nation/view_article.php?article_id=55779
Salamat naman nagsalita na din ang mga Poe about Sotto.
JJ2005,
Kaya ba nawala na raw ang trademark smile ni Sotto?
Ulol pala itong Migel na ito.Pati iyong idol ko na si Kristo ay inuulol niya.Ay,Migel! wala ka pang reservation doon kay San Pedro,dahil ang kaso mo ay nasa lower house pa kay Lucifer at pinagdidibatihan pa nila ni Satanas kung iakyat sa upper house kay San Pedro.Kaya hindi ka pa nakakasigurado dahil bago dumating kay Kristo,rereviehin muna ni San Pedro ang petition mo.Sigurado ako balik iyon sa lower house kasi maraming defecto.
Chi:
Yes..nabasa ko ang column ni Maceda.
Ate Ellen:
I don’t know how to contact FPJPM group but I would like to suggest that if Grace is not keen on running why not Boots Anson Roa?
Anna;
Ang mga tinatangap sa langit ay mga tuli,hindi supot.Kita mo si Moses ay nagpatuli sa edad na mga singkuwenta dahil iyan ang requirement sa langit,Ang mga moslem kailangan din tuli para makasama nila si Allah.Aba! delikado pala si Assperon,saan siya pupunta?isipin mo magkakasama ang mga iyan na ang ibig sabihin ay pare-pareho silang mga supot,dahil may kasabihan tayo na Bird of the same feather Flocks together.Di ba the have the same bird.
Off topic..but interesting (from abs-cbnnews.com). Here’s a portion of the article:
FPJ daughter slams Kiko..
The daughter of the late presidential candidate Fernando Poe, Jr., Mary Grace Poe-Llamanzares, criticized re-electionist Sen. Francisco “Kiko” Pangilinan as a party-list organization made up of the former actor’s supporters was launched in Greenhills, San Juan on Monday.
Llamanzares blamed Pangilinan for refusing to allow the opening of ballot boxes during the congressional canvass of votes for the 2004 presidential poll. She said opening the ballot boxes would have had a major impact on the result of the election.
“This is not personal, just politics,” she said.
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It’s high-time someone told off this Mr. Noted ! He should know his place !
“The focus of the world is not only on the Philippine economic wonder but the way we are making democracy work while keeping the threat of terror at bay.” Pandaka Igorata PMA graduation rites, Baguio City.
Pandaka Igorota may be daydreaming in her Enchanted Kingdom. What the heck is Philippine *economic wonder* she is talking about? It’s an economic wonder when an estimated 3.4 million households, or a record-high 19 percent, experienced involuntary hunger at least once over the past three months based on recent SWS survey. Making democracy work??? How? Electioneering is part of her democracy. This woman is hallucinating like her husband Fatso Loco. Making pogi points in heaven is considered as an indirect bribery to Saint Peter. Why he is making pogi points? Probably Fatso Loco has a guilty conscience by sharing conjugal beds with like a Virgien Suarez and Victoria Secrets Itoh. The trial judge should advice Fatso to have a mental/psychological check-up. Baka sa susunod pandinig sa korte, sabihin niya nasa kanya na ang susi ni San Pedro sa langit. Pogi points accepted in heaven. Palusot ng isang loko-loko.
Mike Arroy undertakes Charitable Projects to gain Pogi points for his wife administration and of course to cover his Fat bombommm for the other activities that could easily eat up all the Pogi points earned and more. And you know what I meant for all his other activities. Like giving a peso with his Right hand and taken a thousand back with his other Hand. Pogi my bommbommm..
“Palace to serve as ’07 poll watchdog vs fraud—Bunye”
It’s not a poll watchdog,it’s Bantay-salakay!
Ellen, thanks for this particular write-up. Never had a hearty laugh in a long while. The commentaries and commentators are very funny. Fatso will be a good candidate for Ripley’s in the category: Who is heaven or earth is the funniest of them all?
Kung minsan napipilitan akong matawa sa “Sins of Humour” nitong partner in bed and in charities lang ni Tianak! Sa “dami” ng pogi points niya sigurado akong nasusuka na pati mga Angels sa langit!
Shall I pray: “Lord forgive Mike Arroyo for he doesn’t know what he’s been saying and doing!”
Walang patawad itong si Fartso Pidal, pati na si San Pedro ay kinukorap!
Chi;
Kita mo ambisyosong tamad na ganid pa sa kapangyarihan kahit saan magpunta,Gusto pa niyang agawan ng trono si Kristo.
Cocoy:
“Gusto pa niyang agawan ng trono si Kristo!”
Ha! Ha! Ha! Sinabi mo pa! Ambisyoso talaga at walang patawad!
Hahahah, cocoy!
Pati trono ni Kristo ay hindi patatawarin niyan! Kahit nga anong trono ay inaagaw ng mag-asawang Pidal, kaya mag-ingat sila na nasa langit. Pero hindi naman siya papasukin doon ni San Pedro, pababalikin siya sa kaibabaan where he belongs!
Lumuwag na ng husto ang turnillos ni Fartso!
Just as Frank Chavez’ thanksgiving party was about to close, one lousy judge orders the arrest of Mon Tulfo and his bosses at Inquirer for a libel case filed by The Pig stemming from an article Tulfo wrote against Him (notice the capital “H”?) and lover Vicky Toh’s Bu. of Customs powerbrokerage.
Does He consider filing of libel against his critics pogi points in heaven, too? Then why did text messages circulate that Saint Therese is filing libel gainst Him in Saint Peter’s court? I think his lapdogs are twisting judge’s arms cuz he’s not making any progress with his cases against journalists, thus the Tulfo warrant.
I don’t think he was celebrating when I saw him the other afternoon having tea at the Manila Pen.
Come to think of it, The Pig, in The Pen?
Why, T, what was his mood, grouchy?
That’s how he looked also last Monday.
wala na talagang pag asa ang mag-asawang pidal na yan. parehas ng maluwag ang turnilyo (yan, kung may turnilyo pa!). ito ngang babaeng pidal, sasabihin na may democracy sa pilipinas. asan?????
they do deserve each other. oras na lamang hinihintay. ang kapal ng mag-asawa….akala ko, mahilig sa boksing si miguel…di ba sa boksing nag-umpisa ang kasabihang “throw in the towel”? alam nila, about time to throw in the towel, kaso, baka naghihinayang pa…sa towel!?! hahahhah
pati pangalan ng Diyos, ginagamit ng mag-asawa. asan ang mga members ng CBCP, para man lang mapagsabihan ang kanilang alagad kuno?
What the creep does not realize is that blasphemy is a grave and serious sin. By mentioning God in justifying his evil deeds, Ip Dyi has committed an unpardonable sin, for being a product of a Catholic mission school, he should know that he has perjured and blasphemed God by saying that his charitable acts that are more cover-ups for the looting and plundering of the national treasury, etc. that he and his wife do are for glorifying God! There is no excuse! May he burn in hell!
Chi:
Charity ng mag-asawa, magbigay ng bigas at instant noodle sa mahirap kuno, pero paid for with government funds na padded ang bills!!! Hindi naman galing sa bulsa at pinaghirapan nila kundi pinaghirapan ng mga taumbayan.
Puede ba, huwag na silang mangloko! Ibinebenta pa nga ni Fatso ang mga ganyan project na may cut daw siya sabi ng source ko. Kaya anong sinasabi niyang to glorify God ang ginagawa niya. Galit ang Diyos sa mga kurakot, di ba niya alam?
Teka, Ellen, payagan nyo nga akong sumawsaw. Kanina pa akong gigil na gigil. Bakit ba galit na galit kayo ke Tito Mike P? Cruel naman kayo! Bad bang magsabing, “… I do it for the glory of God.” Di ba before 2004 elections, sabi rin Ate Glo di na siya kakandidato at pagkatapos umarankada rin? Aniya pa, inutusan ako ng Diyos. Ibig sabihin, also for the glory of God, di ba? Oh, alin ang masama dun. Masama bang magbakasakaling after death mapunta man lang sila sa langit sa kabila ng kanilang inihasik na lagim sa lupa? O masama ba sa kanila ang maghangad na maging anghel, ang pinaka-unang anghel na Igorotang duwende at mahilig na baboy? hekhek! hekhekhek!!!! owink! owink! owink!
I don’t think that jerk has ever points in heaven.
In heaven, liars are forbidden as well as those who have pride.
Saints became saints because of ciriticism and because of a round of applause from people who usually see them.
Mr. Pidal is arrogant. Arrogance does not have a place in heaven.
Humble ang mga nandun ngayon. Kahit nung sila ay mga buhay pa, kakikitaan sila ng kababaang loob. Wala ding babaero doon. Walang nilalang na nandun ngayon na nagsabi ng mali na naging kapahamakan ng ibang tao. Sabi nga “Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.”
To Diego Guerrero on his Pandaka Igorota daydreaming in her Enchanted Kingdom talking about the Philippine Economic Wonder – Does this have to do with the latest survey by the Census that 9 out of 10 Pinoys are now employed?
Nga pala, dun sa apartment namin sa Cubao, sampu sa bahay, isa me trabahu!
Thanks for the laugh! 🙂
PATI ba naman sa heaven, gusto nyang gamitan ng datung?
Naman, naman!
HINDI lahat ng tao kayang bilhin ang reputasyon….
LALO PA SA LANGIT!
Pakisigaw nga kay perst pig))))))))))))))))
Hee-Haw!
God, all in His is kindness will NEVER give a second look to a lying, unscrupulous, boisterous, calculating pig!
Dalawang bagay lang yan: niloloko nya tayo
-0-….niloloko niya tayo!
YUN lang yun!
“Nga pala, dun sa apartment namin sa Cubao, sampu sa bahay, isa me trabahu!”
Reyna Elena, napahagalpak mo ako ng tawa! hahahah!!!
Ito ang text na natanggap ko:
Sabi ng Census, 9 out of 10 ay may trabaho. Ang trabaho ng 9, maghanap ng trabaho.
Ka Enchong Says:
March 19th, 2007 at 10:56 pm
“I do it for points in heaven. I do it for the greater glory of God.”
Now, Dolphy has a rival for the Comedy King title.
Ka Enchong ika nga ni Kris Aquino sa GKB nuon…me tama ka! Talaga naman kasing puwedeng magpatawa ang mga kotrabida na tulad ni Fat Mike. at sa sainabi niyang iyan, wala akong masasabi kung hindi…HE! HE! HE!
Naniniwala siguro si mike pidal sa kanta ng IntroBoys na “Line to Heaven”. Problema nito, wrong number iyong nakuha niya kaya ang pogi points na inaasam niya duon sa Diyos ng Kadiliman pumupuntos. LOL… Duon sa mga alipores niya na bumibisista dito, pakisabi kay Ip Dye huwag na ika nyo siyang mag-alala at tiyak na ang lakas niya kay Lucifer. Pinapahanda na ika ninyo ang isang airconditioned na kuwarto niya duon sa Impyerno. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Sino sa inyo nakapanuod nuong uncut version ng pelikula ni Keanu Reeves na Constantin. Me eksena duon kung saan iyong isang naparusahang kaluluwa na mabiyahe sa impeyerno ay nakatali ang dalawang kamay at nakatuwad habang paulit-ulit na tinutuhog ng malaki, mahaba, at matulis na tulos ang kaniyang wetpu. Now, picture fat arse mike pidal in that scene…BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Pogi points to heaven? Lahi daw sila ng santo? Blasphemy, iyan ang magiging kaso ni tabang lamig nuong panahon ng Dark Ages, tiyak tustado sa Plaza Miranda ang walanghiyang iyan.
Maniwala kayo sa bulalakaw na yan! Pogi points in heaven: read: Tralala Land.
Delikado ang Diyos nito pag nakapasok si gloria at mike pidal duon sa langit, and for that matter kahit si Lucifer sa impyerno, tiyak kasi na aagawin ng mga ito ang Trono, dahil iyon ang expertise nila. Maryosep, malamang maging mga kaluluwang gala ang magpartner na ito. Mga mamaw!!!
Sleeplessinmontreal: Sabi ng Census, 9 out of 10 ay may trabaho. Ang trabaho ng 9, maghanap ng trabaho.
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OK ‘to a! Thanks. Ikakalat ko ang bagong statistics! 😛
20 March 2007
Ms. Elln, If I may borrow the most (in)famous utterance of ermita “OH MY GOSH!!!!!, hehehehehehe………… eto talaga si tabtsoy, according to the the ten commandments “thou shall not use the name of the lord, god in vain, am I right on this, but what does the leprechaun & mike the “SHREK” pidal is doing now, using the name of the lord in vain.
I dont know with you people, but this sounds that the husband and wifey tandem is going nuts, hehehehehehehe…. ano yun susuhulan ang langit para pag na-todas sila dun ang punta nila??? kahit sa impyerno ay mahirapan sila, kasi nga pag inayawan sila ni lucifer eto naman mga oxymorons to the rescue sasabihin na mga destabilizer si lucifer at ang kanyang mga kampon at ma-impeach pa si lucifer nyan, hehehehehehe
tinamaan kayo ng lintek!!!!!
prans
ystakei:
bibigyan na naman ng mga GMA apologist ng ibang meaning ang attrition rate o churn rate.
Shallow,shallow, shallow! One who repents do not have to do it publicly! This Fatso is nothing but a hypocrite! Action speaks louder than words. If he wishes to repent for his sins, he should start changing his wife’s and his ways. For as long as their corrupt ways, murderous ways and abusive ways are going on, words will not mean anything. It is just pure baloney!
How will he find time to repent when there are simply too many libel cases he has to attend to!
If he ends up in hell, he would have no time to worry. He will be very busy just shaking hands with his friends there…
to add in ka enchong’s:
…..and enjoy his forever stay to where he really belongs.
May isang hindi sinabi si Fatso na alam natin na requirement sa langit. Hindi niya sinabing may pahintulot siya ng Diyos na gamitin ang banal na pangalan niya sa mga kabulastugan niya and that he is doing what is right in the Eyes of God.
Isip lang niya makakapunta siya sa langit at ipipilit niya kay San Pedro na makapasok doon pero ang hindi niya inisip ay kung valid iyong pass niya na galing sa “Father of Lies and Deceit” na katuwang ng asawa niya na “Mother of Lies and Deceit”! Nakakakilabot!
Apparently, the creep does not know (baka absent siya ng ituro ng mga pari sa Ateneo iyon) that his ways are not God’s way and vice-versa. For sure, galit ang Diyos sa wine, women and song and gambling!!!
Bayaan mo, Nelbar, we’ll be kind to those who know nothing at nagdudunung-dunungan lang. That’s what you call generosity in the real sense!!! 😛
Elvirra: Shall I pray: “Lord forgive Mike Arroyo for he doesn’t know what he’s been saying and doing!”
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No, Elvirra, walang excuse ang ungas! Product iyan ng mission school para hindi niya malaman na mali ang ginagawa niya. Sabi nga niya nuno niya iyong santa, di ba? Dapat alam niya ang talagang gusto ng Diyos. Alam din niya ang Sampung Utos ng Diyos sa totoo lang. Iyon namang hinihingi ni Jesus ng kapatawaran ay iyon talagang walang alam, pero nagdarasal sila kay Jesus Christ, at alam na nila ang mali at tama dapat pero akala nila hanggang langit may palakasan at suhulan kaya siguro ganyan ang sinabi niya. Akala niya siguro na bayaran lang niya iyong Archbishop ng Manila o magbigay sila ng million loots nila sa Pope, ligtas na siya!!!
I won’t pray for him to meet an accident or that may lightning strike him. I will pray though that God would hasten to take His revenge for the downtrodden in the Philippines, including these people they send either to jail or six feet underground.
Sabi nga ng Panginoon: “To me belongeth vengeance, and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.” (Deut. 32: 35) “Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord.” (Rom. 12: 19)
Nga pala, dun sa hapartment namin sa Cubao, sampu sa ba’ay, hisa me traba’u!
anna says: “Di puwede! Wala siyang kaluluwa so paano siya makakarating sa heaven?”
meron naman! ‘yung tao nga may kaluluwa, ang BABOY PA KAYA?
Pareng Mrivera;
Punch-out muna ako kasi tapos na ang shift ko for today.Tutal nag-clock-in ka na ikaw na muna ang karelebo ko.Pareho kami ng shift schedule ni Chi,hindi siya nag-overtime.Undertime siya today kaya may bawas sa suweldo niya.
fatso-piggy sue-bruhildo mag hunos dili ka noh may pa heaven heaven ka pa d kana kinilabutan sa pinagsasabi mo…d ba sya si miguel? miguel arkanghel yong nasa bote ng gin na may sungay…kung mag suot ako ng t-shirt na “GLOLIA LESIGN” ok lang ba?
sige lang, pareng cocoy. ingat ka lamang sa daan, baka makasalubong mo ang nauulol na baboy.
prans, merong liaison si mike baboy para mapunta sa heben. ‘andyan si tonio iskabis. ‘yung laging parang sinusumpong ng kating pasulpot sulpot kapag ang kanyang mga idolo ay tadtad ng batikos!
animo’y may galis asong kamot nang kamot!
Sleeplessinmontreal: Sabi ng Census, 9 out of 10 ay may trabaho. Ang trabaho ng 9, maghanap ng trabaho.
Sleepless is spot on as usual!
Oo nga prans, baka pati si Lucifer ay ma-impeach from hell kung papasukin niya doon ang mag-asawang Pidal! Hahahahh!
Sa heaven no chance na sila ay papapasukin, sa hell ay walang tiwala sa kanila si Lucifer. Well, ang mag-asawang Pidal ay mananatili sa lupa bilang HUNGRY GHOSTS! Hmmmnn, makakapaghasik pa rin ng lagim!
Sleeplessinmontreal, iyan ang mga sinasabing nagbibilang ng bituin sa katanghaliang tapat.
myrna Says: “wala na talagang pag asa ang mag-asawang pidal na yan. parehas ng maluwag ang turnilyo (yan, kung may turnilyo pa!).”
eto nga pagod na pagod na ako sa pagwawalis ng nagkalat na turnilyo mula sa sintido ng mag-asawang iyan. kung saan umupo, doon maglalaglagan. iyong iba tadtad na ng kalawang!
Off topic: Happy 4th “Liberation” Anniversary to Iraq and to the more than 60,000 dead of Iraq including the more than 3,000 US troops who died and the the 124 Brits who were killed, including those British troops KILLED by US “friendly” fire!
Happy 4th “Liberation” Anniversary.
Heheheheheh!
By: Corporal Aaron M. Gilbert, US Marine Corps
USS SAIPAN, PERSIAN GULF
We all came together,
Both young and old
To fight for our freedom,
To stand and be bold.
In the midst of all evil,
We stand our ground,
And we protect our country
From all terror around.
Peace and not war,
Is what some people say.
But I’ll give my life,
So you can live the American way.
I give you the right
To talk of your peace.
To stand in your groups,
and protest in our streets.
But still I fight on,
I don’t bitch, I don’t whine.
I’m just one of the people
Who is doing your time.
I’m harder than nails,
Stronger than any machine.
I’m the immortal soldier,
I’m a U.S. MARINE!
So stand in my shoes,
And leave from your home.
Fight for the people who hate you, !
With the protests they’ve shown.
Fight for the stranger,
Fight for the young.
So they all may have,
The greatest freedom you’ve won
Fight for the sick,
Fight for the poor
Fight for the cripple,
Who lives next door.
But when your time comes,
Do what I’ve done.
For if you stand up for freedom,
You’ll stand when the fight’s done.
Dad,
“…You know what Dad? I wondered what it would be like to truly understand what JFK said in His inaugural speech. “When the time comes to lay down my life for my country,
I do not cower from this responsibility. I welcome it.”
Well, now I know. And I do. Dad, I welcome the opportunity to do what I do. Even though I have left behind a beautiful wife, and I will miss the birth of our first born child, I would do it 70 times over to fight for the place that God has made for my home. I love you all and I miss you very much. I wish I could be there when Sandi has our baby, but tell her that I love her, and Lord willing, I will be coming home soon. Give Mom a great big hug from me and give one to yourself too.
Aaron
tc,
O ano naman kinalaman nyan?
Ah okay gets ko na!
Anna:
The figure of dead Iraqis as of today is 655,000+ against 3,217 American casualties, many of whom were killed by friendly fire, negligence of the US command and worse, defective helicopters, etc.
A member of our church who went there as a volunteer with a rank of Lt. was in fact one of the first casualties of this war on Iraq. His plane just went down and crashed. The other one was ran over by a humvee driven by his fellow soldier while he was taking a nap in between raids.
As for the Iraqis, majority were in fact killed on false charges, etc. I should know. I served as an interpreter/translator in the International Criminal Tribunal for Iraq, and translated hundreds and hundreds of documents from English to Japanese and vice-versa especially on the DUD bombs, and annihilation of a whole city like Falujah, etc.
I guess what the FATMAN wanted to say was he was bribing his way to Heaven. He’s noted to be a “TENPERCENTER” – gets 10% of every government funded contract. What he doles out is mere peanuts. I just hope he realizes that LIFE is SHORT, repent while he still has a good chance.
Hindi Pogi Points in Heaven. Dapat ay “Tears in Heaven” na isa sa paborito kong kanta. Nag-iiyakan na ang mga anghel sa langit sa labis ng kasamaan ni Baboy Mike samantalang halakhak naman si Lucifer.
Hoy Mr. Pidal…Delikado na naman yang mga ”Charitable Projects” (kuno) na yan….Magkano na naman ba ang kikitain mo diyan o nanakawin mo…Maawa ka naman sa taong bayan , nagugutom na sila..gusto mo ba darak din ang kainin namin pagdating nang araw….Pati Heaven sinusuhulan mo..I’m sure barya lang ang pinangsusuhol mo sa Itaas…Kasi sa Impiyerno pinaligaya mo na sila dahil sa laki nang suhol mo sa impiyerno….alam ko na kung sino nagtuturo sa’yo si Kabit swingson…!!!
Spartan: “Naniniwala siguro si mike pidal sa kanta ng IntroBoys na “Line to Heaven”. Problema nito, wrong number iyong nakuha niya kaya ang pogi points na inaasam niya duon sa Diyos ng Kadiliman pumupuntos.”
Artsee: “Hindi Pogi Points in Heaven. Dapat ay “Tears in Heaven” na isa sa paborito kong kanta. Nag-iiyakan na ang mga anghel sa langit sa labis ng kasamaan ni Baboy Mike samantalang halakhak naman si Lucifer.”
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Pareho pala kayong mahilig sa music, at rockers pa. Alam ninyo bang Si Paco Arespacochaga (asawa ni Geneva Cruz) na sumulat ng “Line to Heaven” ay isinulat ang kanta para sa kanyang nanay na namatay sa isang freak accident. Palagay ko, ang nanay niya ang teroristang propesor namin ng Spanish sa UP na napabalitang namatay sa pagkahulog sa hagdan. Ang iisang anak nila Paco at Geneva ay pinangalanan ng “Heaven”.
Yun namang “Tears in Heaven” ay isinulat ni Eric Clapton para sa anak na lalaking namatay din nang mahulog sa bubungan ng bahay niya.
Amazing coincidence? Hindi naman siguro nanggaya si idol Eric kay Paco.
Kung ako kay IpDye, ngayon pa lang magko-compose na rin ako ng kanta para kung maatay rin si Gloria sa freak accident, patutugtugin na ang ponebre sa libing ni Pandak.
Kung wala siyang maisip, e di Yung “Bonggahan” na lang ni Sampaguita:
“Panahon na para magsaya,
Forget mo na ang problema.
Pa-dance dance para sumigla,
Rock and Roll hanggang umaga.
…Kaya join na lang kayo,
Let’s all have a good time!”
Maryosep, tignan nyo imbes na “mamatay”, “maatay” ang naitype ko. Siguro nga madadale sa atay itong si Pandak. Iyan marahil ang cause of death.
TT, tumpak ang facts mo about how and why the songs mentioned were created by those two artists. Our local boy Paco of IntroBoys and of course the legend himself Eric Clapton. Though with regards to EC, I grew up listening to his songs like “Someone Like You”, “Lay Down Sally”, and “Wonderful Tonight”, but when “Tears in Heaven” came out, it became my fave song to listen to whenever I want to reminisce old memories when my Tatay was still alive, I was still in high school, don’t think about life’s problem except trying to make sipsip to him everytime I would need some dough to spend on a date…hehehe. OOOPSS, enough of this sentis, back to battle!!! 😉
Tongue, I like the idea of Sampaguita’s “Bonggahan” when The Cheat’s reign ends.
Does Mike Arroyo really believe he can bribe God for a place in Heaven with his “charities”? Unbelievable.
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Nakakainngit naman sya, punta raw sa langit. Kami kayang di marunong magnakaw at walang makain?
Milyon-milyon ang jueteng money na pinamumudmud sa mga sidekicks nyang tongressmen upang di mapatalsik ang kanyang pandak na sobrang kapal ang mukha at yabang.
Pls. Mike Pidal, dalhin mo naman kami sa langit, ano?
tongue-T says: “Maryosep, tignan nyo imbes na “mamatay”, “maatay” ang naitype ko.”
tongue, pwede na ‘yan. katumbas ng salitang tao-sug sa mamatay.
gawan din nating ng kanta si ip (PIG) dye. pamagatan natin ng “sabsaban ng baboy sa langit”.
hindi naman kaya magalit si seynt pitir na binababoy natin ang kanyang teritori?
etong magandang kanta
Piggy Sue
kung baboy blue naman kaya?
Jose Miguel Tuazon Arroyo(O sey 666) is not earning points for heaven but against heaven. He is earning points against heaven by getting more “believers” who’d bite his “charitabola” scheme.
“Hindi siya puwede sa langit dahil sa mamamatay siya sa ginaw!
Lalong hindi puwede si o’sey 666 maging anghel. May anghel bang mataba? Hala kayo! Pa-libel libel pa lang ‘yan. Baka pag na-meet na niya ang quota niya isa pala kayo sa kanyang mga kampon na iba-biyahe niya sa ibaba! Bwah! hah! hah! hah!
Spartan,
Para sa akin naman, One Sweet Day ang kanta ko sa Dad ko. Marami akong hindi naihingi ng tawad sa kanya kahit pa sa piling ko siya namatay. Pero Rocker toits, tol!
Apoy,
Okey yang piggy sue, haha! Teka, si Ellen ang kakanta, kasama yung mga na-sue?
Magno,
Ligaw yata ako sa baboy blue.
Meksens,
OO nga no, 666 pala si Taba. Matagal ko nang hinahanapan si Pandak kaso hindi uubra. Ayun, pwede pala! Gloria Arroyo Pandak = 666! Now, we mek sens!
Ellen,
Ang bagong version ng “Bonggahan” The Ponebre Remix:
Panahon na para magsaya,
Forget mo na ang problema.
Pa-dance dance para sumigla,
Natigok na kasi si Gloria!
“Ligaw yata ako sa baboy blue.”
alam mo ang kanta ni victor kahoy na baby blue? ‘yun ang tyun.
meksens,
you’ve got a great sense of horror! ho ho ho!!!!
tongue, let’s party!!!!!
Mrivera,
‘musta na kayo dyan? Salamat sa thought mo. Na-iyak ako.
Pero salamat din!
TT (tila tunog bastos yata… Joke lang!),
Anyway, pasok ang sharing mong “Gloria Arroyo Pandak”. 666 din. Talagang pinagbuklod sila ng tadhana. Ang galing mo tongue! ‘musta na lang!
TT, bastos ang tunog? Hahahahahahahaha! Reminds me of a Filipina who wanted to buy a discount ticket from me. Halata namang pilipina, nag-pretend pang Amerikana daw siya. Bisaya ang punto. Nang tanungin ko kung taga-saan siya sa Tate, ang sagot, “Sea-tol!” as in dagat and tol. Pina-spell ko. Ang sagot, “Is-i-iy-te-te-il-i!” Parang si Pacman ng pagsabi niya ng pangalan ng mahal niyang IpDye!
Langya ka Magno, ligaw talaga ako diyan e si Victor Kahoy pala ang kumanta. Di ko kilala yang si Victor (Pabulong: Pssst, wag kang maingay, Eddie Peregrina kasi kami.)
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meksens,
okey lang, minsan (minsan daw, o) naman bastos din ako pero medyo lang. Pero maginoo naman. Dalas-dalasan mo dito meksens, masaya kang kahuntahan. De-numero ka pa. Nawawala kasi yung isang komedyante dito.
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Yuko,
Sea-tol, parang yung may-ari ng bakahan na kliyente ko na nagsabing marami siyang cat-tol sa farm niya. Sa loob-loob ko, sa iskuwater nga, maraming katol (mosquito coil) dahil malamok. Kababayan ni IpDye kasi yun, kaya kung umorder, “One bat-tol of Cooks. Kahit isang Coke lang, plural palagi.
Tanong, ano sa Cebuano ang “matalino”? Nagulat ako sa sagot. “Bright” daw.
“Talagang pinagbuklod sila ng tadhana.”
mali! pinagbuklod sila ng LAGIM!
meksens,
eto ako. sa gitna ng “langit na impiyerno”. disyerto baga dito sa kaharian ng arabia. iniisip na lamang na ang bawat dapyo ng mala-pugon na ihip ng hangin ay dampi ng mahinhing haplos ng paglalambing ng aking mga minamanhal na iniwan sa aming munting dampa sa isang liblib na lugar sa pilipinas.
…aking mga minamahal na iniwan sa aming ……
ito ang hirap sa labingwalo ang daliri sa dalawang kamay!
Tongue & Mrivera,
Salamat sa init ng reception nyo sa pagpasok ko sa blog na ito.
Mga P-#-@-* kayo! Translation: Mga P-o-g-i kayo!
Regards mga abay!
Mrivera,
Saan ka nga pala sa KSA (Kaharian ng Saudi Arabia) ni King Abdulla Ibn Abdulazziz Al Saud, pbuh, sa silangang Dhahran o sa kanlurang Jeddah?
meksens,
andito ako sa hulihan mong tinuran. naglalambitin sa mga iskapolding.
“Marhaba, habibi!”
Sabi ko na nga ba! “…dampi ng mahinhing haplos ng paglalambing…” ‘yan… ‘yan… ‘yan ay tamang “homesick”.
Naramdaman ko rin ‘yan dahil tambay din ako ng Balad mga ten years ago, panahon pa ni King Fahd.
Anyways, ingat lang ‘dre. Just keep yourself busy! And how about this: gawin mo kayang hobby ang padala ng padala ng padala ng dolyares sa pinas. Pantanggal “homesick” din ‘yan garantisado!
Ingat uli. Maasalaama!
marhaba, habibi!
bawal sa akin ang ma-home sick. magastos ang magpaaral sa kolehiyo hindi katulad noon na ang layunin ng mga edukador ay ituro ang lahat ng dapat matutuhan ng mga estudyante. ngayon, iba na! negosyo na ang edukasyon at hindi na isang mabuting layon!
meksens,
marhaba, habibi!
bawal sa akin ang ma-home sick. magastos ang magpaaral sa kolehiyo hindi katulad noon na ang layunin ng mga edukador ay ituro ang lahat ng dapat matutuhan ng mga estudyante. ngayon, iba na! negosyo na ang edukasyon at hindi na isang mabuting layon!
Mrivera,
Sige, sadiq, maghuntahan na lang uli tayo pag may thread na about “negosyo na ang edukasyon”. Bakbakan natin sila, ‘dre.
Meanwhile, mag-usyoso tayo sa ibang mga talakayan dito sa blog ni ka ellen.
Ingat lagi!
yallah, habib! ashuf ak badayn!