Senators Joker Arroyo and Ralph Recto truly belong to Gloria Arroyo.
We can now throw away whatever illusions we had nurtured for Joker in matters of democratic ideals, honesty and integrity. Never mind Recto. We never expected much from him.
A conversation I heard last week between a PDP-Laban stalwart and a reporter who covered the 2001 senatorial campaign should help explain Joker Arroyo’s puzzling maneuvers in the Senate when it comes to issues against Mike Arroyo as well as his decision to be on the administration ticket for his re-election bid.
The PDP-Laban official said, “I really find it difficult to understand Joker being with Gloria.”
The reporter said, “I don’t find it surprising. During the 2001 campaign, he was profuse in his thanks to Mike Arroyo. So we supposed it was Mike Arroyo who bankrolled his campaign. So who would finance his campaign now if he joined the opposition?”
The financing factor is confirmed to us by a staffer of a senator who belongs to this Wednesday group. He said Malacañang assured his principal that he doesn’t have to worry about the costly rental of helicopter and aircraft to traverse the archipelago during the campaign because he will be provided those for free.
A senatorial campaign today, with the astronomical cost of TV ads, would cost at least P250 million. The source told us the Wednesday group re-electionist senators, who are all rating well, were offered at least P100 million each campaign contribution.
How’s that for incentive?
In their statement, Arroyo and Recto said, “We ran for the Senate and won on the Arroyo administration slate. Nothing that has happened since gives us reason not to do the same in our reelection bid.”
They ran in 2001. In June 2004, the “Hello Garci” tapes came out which showed Gloria Arroyo directing the tampering of election results in her favor. That’s “nothing that has happened since”?
We are not surprised with Recto’s playing deaf and dumb to the “Hello Garci” issue, which strikes at the legitimacy of Gloria Arroyo’s presidency, because that resurrects the ghosts of his “turtle” votes in 2001.
It should be recalled that in the 2001 election, Recto and Gringo Honasan were contesting the 12th and 13th slots. The 12th would get a six-year term and the 13th would get the three-year term that was vacated by Sen. Teofisto Guingona (who had been appointed vice president).
The camp of Honasan questioned the votes that Recto got in Turtle Island in Tawi-Tawi because they exceeded the number of registered voters in that small municipality. Where did the votes come from then? The joke was that even the turtles voted.
Recto also has one important connecting link with Gloria Arroyo: Roque Bello.
Bello is described by Gigi Go of Newsbreak as “a retired regional director of the Commission on Elections (Comelec) in his 60s who is known in political circles to have the sophistication and the right contacts within the poll body to influence the votes to favor whoever his principal is.”
In her exposé on the manufacturing of fake election returns in 2004 to replace with the genuine ones, which showed Fernando Poe Jr,, winning over Gloria Arroyo, Go said on May 18, 2001, Arroyo met with Bello as a practice run for the 2004 election cheating operation.
“In that 2001 meeting,” Go said, “the President was supposed to have been given Bello the orders to make sure Ralph Recto would win a full six-year term.”
Recto and Gloria Arroyo’s partnership on cheating and stealing votes go a long, long way. They truly deserve each other.
Yeah! They do indeed. We now have a clear glimpse of how Gloria will use these two to boast of her unano achievements in the realm of fantasy!
UNO must be prepared to be clinical, (ok, ok! surgical if necessary) because we know Gloria WILL PLAY DIRTY!
“Never mind Recto. We never expected much from him.”
Aside from being married to a Vilma Santos, what can Ralph, by himself, on his own, really account for, except for his trapo mentality ?
I think Arroyo & Recto will be surprised at their ratings in the next survey.
In their recent statement, the infamous Wedneday Group said that “In a crisis, one must take a stand.” The have taken their stand. The voters, too, have taken a stand-& most certainly, the voters do not stand by these idiots !
Ideed, “They deserve each other” is so apt.
““In that 2001 meeting,” Go said, “the President was supposed to have given Bello the orders to make sure Ralph Recto would win a full six-year term.””
UNBELIEVABLE! JUST EXTRAORDINARY! And Gloria still hears mass and received Holy Communion every morning?
Never seen an unano with such gargantuan lust for whoring in poltics.
Returning the compliment Chabeli and hope the voters will hear it:
“the voters do not stand by these idiots !”
In one the recent issues of The Philippine Daily Inquirer, I remember that before the final decision was reached, Ralph said that “..it would be ideal for them to run as independent candidates in view of the “credibility problem” of both..” Gloria & ERAP.
Is this Group so detached that they don’t realize that they also a have credibility problem ?
For Recto to say that the Wednesday Group “..had to weigh this against the more practical option of running under a ticket with a well-oiled machinery, and find a compromise” merely states a Group looking out only for themselves.
Recto had also mentioned “..“Remember, there are 400,000 precincts, 45,000 barangays, 1,500 municipalities, 80 provinces, 7,100 islands. So how do we campaign [when] there’s only four of us? We can form the LP-NP coalition … but can we go around the 30 million hectares in 90 days?” Solution: Do the people a favour then, DON’T RUN !
This cuts the cake when Recto said, ““..there’s a compromise in everything. You’re aware of the ideal issue on one end, and the pragmatic issue [on the other] end.”” Spoken like a true-blue TRAPO & MALIMBING !
The Wednesday Group is a group of 4 men w/ no cojones (balls) !
Chabeli,
Just gobsmacking in the extreme that the third generation Recto has completely, totally dilapidated the political wealth Claro Recto founded by investing it in political crime.
He is the complete reverse of Claro M Recto.
Once more, this Recto brat has just proven that the saying is true :
The first generation founds the wealth of a family, the second spends it and the third dilapidates it to nothingness.
PV,
The grandson of Recto must be of a different set of genes! Walang ibubuga! “Puro ala eh!” lang!!!
This should have been our complete the list of the UNO if we had our way:
1. SONNY TRILLANES
2. ALAN CAYETANO
3. FRANCISCO ESCUDERO
4. AQUILINO PIMENTEL III
5. PANFILO LACSON
6. BENIGNO AQUINO III
7. SONIA ROCO
8. TEOFISTO GUIGONA (THE SON)
9. ALAN PAGUIA
10. HENRY ROQUE
Ellen:
Is it true that another CAYETANO (of KBL) would be running in the senate? Oh my golly, the comelec should consider him a nuisance candidate. Another dirty trick na naman to between Gloria and Oliver Lozano.
Tsk..tsk…tsk! Kawawang Vilma! Mapapasubo na naman siyang mangagampanya sa walang kwenta niyang asawa! Si Vilma na lang kaya ang nagkandidata, siguro may ibubuga pa!
If Ate Ellen will allow to this off-topic post.
Medyo tensionado tayo with the senatorial line-up of both sides dahil sa mga balimbingan, luksuhan ng bakod, mga 11th hour moves, etc. etc. Break muna, tapos larga uli.
ENGLISH MOVIES – Tagalog translation
1. I know what you did last summer – uyy… aminin!
2. Love, actually – sa totoo lang, pag-ibig
3. Million dollar baby – 50 million pisong sanggol (it depends on the exchange rate of the country)
4. Mary poppins – si mariang may putok
5. Snakes on a plane – nag-ahasan sa ere
6. The postman always rings twice – ang kartero kapag dumutdot laging dalawang beses
7. Sum of all fears – takot mo, takot ko, takot nating lahat
8. Swordfish – talakitok
9. Pretty woman – ganda ng lola mo
10. Robin hood, men in tights – si robin hood at ang mga felix bakat
11. Four weddings and a funeral – kahit 4 na beses ka pang magpakasal, mamamatay ka rin
12. The good, the bad and the ugly – ako, ikaw, kayong lahat
13. Harry potter and the sorcerer’s stone – adik si harry, tumira ng shabu
14. Click – isang pindot ka lang
15. Brokeback mountain – may nawasak sa likod ng bundok ng tralala /bumigay sa bundok
16. The day of the dead – ayaw tumayo (ng mga patay)
17. Waterworld – basang-basa
18. There’s something about mary – may kwan sa ano ni maria
19. Employee of the month – ang sipsip
20. Resident evil – ang biyenan
21. Kill bill – kilitiin sa bilbil
22. The grudge – lintik lang ang walang ganti
23. Nightmare before christmas – binangungot sa noche buena
24. Never been kissed – pangit kasi
25. Gone in 60 seconds – unang round, tulog
26. The fast and the furious – ang bitin, galit
27. Too fast, too furious – kapag sobrang bitin, sobrang galit
28. Dude, where’s my car – dong, anong level ulit tayo nag-park?
29. Beauty and the beast – ang asawa ko at ang nanay nya
30. The lord of the rings – ang alahero
The birds of the same feather flock together in the Gloria Arroyo’s Unity Team. They are united for a common goal plundering the nation’s treasury. Malacanang’s multi-billion campaign funds come from our taxes. Shame on you!
Excerpts: INQUIRER.net
Last updated 01:43pm (Mla time) 02/11/2007
MANILA, Philippines — Loyalists of the late dictator Ferdinand Marcos are finalizing their own senatorial ticket, which one candidate claimed could beat the administration and opposition slates.
On Sunday noon, engineer Joselito Pepito Cayetano, 41, filed his certificate of candidacy for senator under the Kilusang Bagong Lipunan (KBL), jumping the gun on Taguig-Pateros Representative Alan Peter Cayetano, who is also expected to run for the Senate under the United Opposition.
The party’s bet from the labor sector, Cayetano is the eighth KBL member to formalize his Senate bid, said fellow candidate, lawyer Oliver Lozano.
“UNBELIEVABLE! JUST EXTRAORDINARY! And Gloria still hears mass and received Holy Communion every morning?”
PV,
We know very well that Satan takes on many forms, Glueria Arroyo Pidal being the ugliest (de)form!
Chabeli and PV,
Dirty Mama Glueria and Ralph Recto Santos locked each other in an eternal embrace!
joeseg,
Mali ang translation mo.
Resident evil- Glueria Arroyo!
Kung merong bastos na Pepito Cayetano sa united administration ticket, dapat Alan Peter na lang ang irehistro ni Alan.
The Pidals will do everything to diskarel Alan. Go,go, go, Alan. We’re behind you!
Manay Chi, Elvie, DKG, PV, Chabeli, Ystakei, Peacer001
I just received this email from Spanky (spankyenriquez@blogspot.com), mainit-nit pa:
Meet GMA’s Dirty Dozen:
1. Zambales Governor Vic MAGSAYSAY – included for voters who have a blank space left on their ballots and look for the 1st recognizable name to fill in their List of 12. Some people may think old Ramon is still alive…
2. Mike DEFENSOR – Mr. Conciliatory Cliche, whose orthodontic braces seem to be a permanent youthful affectation, somehow managed to produce a campaign commercial that makes him look like Super Inggo. The director and cinematographer were probably friends of Chiz!
3. Tito SOTTO- EEEK Bulaga! Wasn’t he supposed to be a Loyal to Erap? Whaddaf is he doing here?
Oh Yes… he’s a comedian, after all! if I hear that icky “TitoSen” nickname one more time…
4. Tessie AQUINO-Oreta- Recycling really is in…the Senate awaits the return of its 2001’s Impeachment Trial Dancing Queen! the question is: did Erap step on her toes?
5-6. Reps. Juan Miguel ZUBIRI & Prospero PICHAY- The CHA-CHA Bulldogs wil act as JDV’s “moles”
to ensure that the Senate self-destructs in 5 seconds…
7. Gov. Chavit SINGSON- I look forward to his first boxing match with Jinggoy!
8. Edgardo ANGARA- still harboring wet dreams of the Presidency, ANY Presidency! I mean to say, his eyes get moist whenever he hears the word *”President” !*
9-10. Ralph RECTO & Joker ARROYO- i must confess that for the first time, i now look at my former idol Joker Arroyo and see an opportunistic TRAPO. Nakakahawa nga siguro ang apelyido na yan!
As for Ralph? – VILMA would be an even better RECTO in the Senate. at the very least, she can teach Tessie Aquino-Oreta some real Ate Vi dance steps!!!
11. Leyte Gov. Jerico PETILLA- WHO HE??!??!?! the poor sacrificial lamb! someone’s got to end up in last place, after all.
12. A SURPRISE!!! – according to JDV, we’ll find out tomorrow when the candidate shows up at the Comelec. Will it be: RICHARD GOMEZ? EDU MANZANO? CESAR MONTANO?
OR… MANNY PACQUIAO??*
Team Unity: Mrs. Arroyo told the candidates that they would be running under the slogan “Together Everybody Achieves More.” It means MORE KURAKOTAN, more political killings, more human rights abuses, more big time smuggling, more illegal numbers games, more cover-ups, more human organs for sale, more cronies and more scams. Gloria Arroyo is the issue until ousted from power.
Leyte Gov. Jerico PETILLA- WHO HE? Wala sa radar ng mga botante. Baka kamag-anak iyong gumagawa ng torilla buritos.
To continue the GMA’s Dirty Dozen, heto pa:
On the eve of the February 12 deadline for the filing of certificates of candidacy for SENATOR, GMA has fielded perhaps the weakest-ever Administration Senatorial Line-up in Philippine History.
Perhaps she really believes that :
a) the Senate won’t be around for long anyway, because
b) her Congress bulldogs will ensure that the Upper Chamber commits political Hara Kiri.
And yes, a snickering Joe de Venecia, who just two short months ago almost abolished the Senate, actually named the official list of candidates!
Hindi naman nakakain ang prinsipio, debe JDV?
But Spanky has also his item on the UNO senatorials and it’s but fair that I also post it. It’s clear that it’s presentation is taken in jest.
The Answer is BLOWING in the WIND? okay, let’s try to get this straight, Mayor Binay…
QUESTIONs: if former ERAP court jester Tito Sotto and dance diva Tessie Aquino-Oreta are now with the Administration, who’s running with the Opposition?? ? who’s Kiko and who’s Koko?
ANSWERs:
1. The Next-Gen Gringo Honasan- like his role model, he will also be campaigning from jail;
meet the rowdiest guest the Oakwood Hotel ever had, Navy Lt. SG Antonio Trillanes IV!!!
2. The Old-Gen Nikki Coseteng- no wonder I saw her on TV watching a PBA Game last week!
it’s still her….the former movie leading lady of Erap, Nikki Coseteng!!!
3. Nepotism v.1 – son of Senate Minority Floor Leader Aquilino Pimentel, who will surely get the vote of crunchy chocolate cereal fans, Koko Pimentel!!!
4. Nepotism v.2- brother of Senator Pia Cayetano, and First Gentleman Mike Arroyo’s living breathing nightmare, Allan Peter Cayetano!!!
5. Nepotism v.3- older brother of future Philippine President Kris Aquino, nephew of fellow candidate Tessie Aquino-Oreta, NoyNoy Aquino!!!
6. My Wife Got Me Here- Mega-husband and Me-galit na yata kay GMA, Kiko Pangilinan!! !
7. My Husband Got Me Here- Widow of the late Raul Roco, Sonia Roco!!!
8. My Money Got Me Here – i think he should just donate all his riches to Gawad Kalinga, Manny Villar!!!
9. Mon Tulfo Wants Me Out of Here- the ex-future Philippine President & Mayor of Manila, Ping Lacson!!!
10. I Left My Heart in San Francisco- Is HE or ISN’T HE? hehehe! John Osmena!!!
11. I Left My Heart in Muntinlupa- Did HE of DIDN’T HE? The former Leviste, Loren Legarda!!!
and finally,
12. The ONE – the only candidate I will surely vote for at this point: Chiz Escudero!!!
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Ellen,
Here comes the Lozano tricks just like what he did in the impeachment – the bastard is at it again.
They’re doing JOSELITO CAYETANO thinggy to disqualify the votes that would otherwise go to Alan Peter (am sure that this unano shithead’s fatso spouse is behind it read: vengeance.)
There they go, on the lead in the kabastusans, katarantaduhan and katiwalian.
Sorry, but I do believe Ellen, the only way NOT to allow Gloria and Lozano to make a mockery of the elections is for one of the two CAYETANOS to disappear, I mean swallowed by the earth. This mockery of elections cannot go on ad vitam eternam.
Poor Alan Peter Cayetano: he’s so decent, he probably will not accept to fight dirty but he’s got to FIGHT EM DIRTY, otherwise, he’ll LOSE.
Ellen,
At the rate the turtles are being killed by poachers, they wouldn’t be able to vote for any of the administration’s candidates.
Joeseg, Thanks for introducing Gloria’s DIRTY DOZEN, ooops, 11 pa lang…
“So what if they fought GMA tooth and nail against the Con-Ass and the PI. They were out protecting their seats in the senate. So what if they exposed so many anomalies committed by this administration, they should have seen these scandals to the very end. So what if they fought against GMA’s EOs, someone else could have done that, they just rode on the public outcry.
That truth of the matter is, they are only part of a collegial body. They were not alone in the fight. They were joined by the entire nation. They should not take credit for what is not truly theirs. We need closure on all issues, we don’t need exposes and scandals. We cannot sit and wait while our country is run to the ground. We need to make our leaders accountable. Merely pointing out the illegalities does not cut it.
In the end, its all about money. Money and resources which these two need for their campaign. The opposition cannot promise them this, the most logical decision is to join the bandwagon of the incumbent who has the machinery to run their candidacy. Yes they won under GMA’s ticket before, that was before this issue on GMA arose. Now let us see if GMA still has the magic or the witch’s brew to win them their seats. She can always cheat again, can’t she?”
Btw Ellen, Petilla is a governor in Leyte.
Got this from the Tribune:
“Believe it or not but Ilocos Sur Gov. Luis “Chavit” Singson is the poorest among the senatorial candidates in President Arroyo’s Unity Ticket.
According to the Statement of Assets and Liabilities (SALN) submitted by Singson to the Office of the Ombudsman in 2000, the governor only has P1.2 million in total assets.
Conspicuously, Singson failed to furnish the
which reportedly includes a P60-million private luxury yacht, a 20-seater plane and a submarine he purportedly owns. These, apart from earnings from his supposed agricultural business and supermarket—the LCS Mart in Metro Manila.
Records show Singson receives a mere P25,000 monthly salary for being governor of Ilocos Sur.”
I believe he is the “POOREST”, he is bereft of any morality. Yes he is the poorest, in spirit.
Schumey, I’m just stunned, really stunned, so stunned can’t believe Singson would write that on his asset. I mean, why didn’t the Ombudsman just shoot the guy in the face for insulting him?
I’ve seen some pretty nasty sharks in my life, I mean real nasty but thick like Singson thicky thick boa constrictor-alligator nasty? Nah.
Bet a real monkey would feel more shame than boa-alligator thick hide Singson.
Ha, ha, ha, Ha, ha, ha, Ha, ha, ha,
And I am not laughing yet.
Binulaga kayo ng senado sa approval ng anti-terrorists bill. Ngayon naman si Recto at si Arroyo ng senado. Tatakbo sa ticket ni Gloria. Diyos na mahabagin, mahigit nang isang taon kong tinatangalan ng maskarang tao ang mga demonyo sa senado, di dapat masiphayo kung nakinig lang kayo, Maski kay Ninyez na lang. Wala sanang disappointment.
Tignan ninyo pagkatapos ng eleksyon at tuloy na naman Ang Cha-cha, dahil impeachment patay na. Wala na, wala maski yung God Save DConstitution. Manalangin na lang tayo: God, Save Us from our Constitution. After a few months after the election, Yang na lang ang natitirang laban ng mga relihiyoso: panalangin (again) God, Save Us from our Constitution.
Beautiful, gorgeous Parliamentary form of Corruption.
PV,
You said it. He must take the people for fools. I’ve seen that submarine of his. Good for smuggling stuff. He’s untouchable, he’s got the bansot by the nose.
Chavit hides his assets thru dummies. Most of them are relatives and close business associates. I think former Philippine Ambassador to Washington Ernesto Maceda facilitated the purchase of Chavit’s jet plane in the United States.
Ito na ang sinasabing lintik lang ang walang ganti ngayong election! Gaano man daw katuso ang Unanong ‘yan mapaglalangan din! And we better DO it in actions!
Tianak ang her Dirty Dozens lead by Singson, the Boa-Alligator (courtesy of PV)! I’m still trying to picture one…si Singson lang pala! He, he he! Tamang description, PV!
Thanks for the vivid presentation, Joeseg! I’ll go get ’em and drown them sa mabahong stagnant, poisonous Pasig river, where the Tianak illegally lives!
Medyo off topic but here’s the latest on the Pinoy hostages in Nigeria. http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/asiapcf/02/10/philippines.nigeria/index.html
Thanks b2win, I’ll post this separately later.
We have neglected their plight because we have been too busy with politics.
Sultan Muhammad Fuad Abdulla Kiram I makes it to Team Unity 12. He is the current Sultan of Sulu and the Sultan of Sabah.
Sultan Kiram I is an instant millionaire if he just pockets Gloria’s campaign money. P100 M is a big amount for retirement.
I ain’t laughing yet! and Alejandro Lichauco’s Analysis in the Daily Tribue seemed to come so close to my prophetic conclusion.
GOD SAVE US FROM OUR CONSTITUTION.
So please read on
“The fact is that GMA has completely outwitted and outmaneuvered the opposition and how the opposition is faring under her regime is about as pathetic as the way the opposition fared under the regime of the dictatorship.
For the opposition candidates, particularly in the Senate, to have a ghost of chance in these elections — and in fact, in any election — they must have a strong grip over the local bosses — in the barangays, towns and provinces — and that’s exactly what the opposition doesn’t have. GMA has simply bought off the preponderant number of the local bosses who will harness, deliver and count the votes. And as for the ultimate arbiter of the body too. As the police and military? Aren’t they part and parcel of the administration’s election machinery?
In brief, one can only stand in puzzlement over how the opposition candidates expect to win in these elections or even emerge from it with at least a semblance of respectability. To top it all, the opposition today is notably divided, has no alternative program of governance to offer — particularly on how the economic crisis can be resolved, mass poverty eliminated or even lightened, unemployment diminished and prices, particularly of medicine, education and housing, brought down. The opposition is bereft of a standard-bearer. It is bereft too of quality figures. The opposition hasn’t got a Ninoy, or a Lorenzo Tañada, or a Jose. W. Diokno, or a Pepito Laurel, or a Jovy Salonga. Those were figures who gave light and luster to the opposition against the Marcos regime. And the opposition today is up against a regime far more ruthless than Marcos. Has the opposition figured that out?
The only opposition figure who can possibly galvanize the masses against this government is Erap but the opposition refuses to unite behind him, refuses to accept him as its leader in its war against GMA. And yet, outside of Erap, around whom is the opposition prepared to unite? It can’t seem to unite around anyone.
And so if the opposition get clobbered, it will have deserved it and this piece suspects the entire nation might even applaud. Because in this country, a loser isn’t applauded, only pitied or even ridiculed and laughed at although he lost by means all foul.”
GOD SAVE US FROM OUR CONSTITUTION!
# Diego K. Guerrero Says:
February 12th, 2007 at 6:35 am
Sultan Muhammad Fuad Abdulla Kiram I makes it to Team Unity 12. He is the current Sultan of Sulu and the Sultan of Sabah.
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Ka Diego,
Kung totoo na si Sulu Sultan Kiram ay nasa Glueria ticket, it only meant na wala talaga silang makuhang matino para sa kanyang unity ticket.
Ang Sultan na ito at kanyang pamilya ay hanggang pangalan lang. This is a poor Sultan na umaasa lamang sa konting ibinibigay sa kanila ng Malaysia dahil sa hati nila sa Sabah. In fact, my hubby gave the brother of this Sultan three suits para lang maka-attend ng meeting nila noon kay FVR! We met some of the Kiram bros because one of the nephews was a former friend. Naku, I’ll not make kwento pa but talagang poor sila.
I believe you, magiging instant millionaire ang Sultan Kiram pero wala iyang malaking hatak sa Sulu! Kaya pasak butas lang ‘yan sa unity ticket! Buti pa, ibulsa na niya kaagad ang P100M.
Ellen,
Chavit the Sabit’s inclusion in the administration’s senatorial lineup just made it into a POLICE LINEUP. To even include a known “hood” is not surprising, puro police character naman ang nasa administasyon ‘di ba?
Just imagine, 12 x P100M = P1.2Trillion, aba, ‘di ba iyan ang national budget for 2007? Iba talaga mang-suhol itong si pandak, kaya pala niyang maglabas ng ganyan kalaking pera, humihingi pa sa taongbayan.
I wish Oliver Lozano, if he still has some sanity left, to please stop listening to the Madame Imelda, who must be deranged to think that by aligning herself with the devil she will be able to get back all her jewelries.
I actually did not want to believe what they had been saying about Lozano until I wondered why he would be going around town in government vehicles and with armed guards from the AFP, and I was able to put two and two together. It was shocking.
I actually wondered what would have happened to my own principles and idealisms if I had not been as lucky to leave the Philippines with my family and “find myself under the sun,” actually my father’s expression when he tried to understand why I would leave the secured family’s nest in big ole US of A.
I knew Lozano to be decent and principled, and yes, knew gratitude that no one could waylay him for his gratitude for the man who helped him be what he had become, but not the kind of unprincipled scalawag and scoundrel that he has since become! Nakakahinayang!
He should stop, and redeem himself. Tama na ang pagpapagamit niya sa mga Pidals. E kundi ba namang ungas e sino na naman ang prop man niya. Wala na silang panalo kay Alan.
Please, Oliver, nagmumukha ka lang loko-loko! STOP! Huwag kang umarteng hibang gaya ng ninang mong si Imelda!
Whatever, Alan Cayetano is bound to be great. PAG-ASA NG MGA PILINO, HAWAK NI ALAN CAYETANO! Gets mo?
SAKIT NG PILIPINAS, SI TRILLANES ANG LUNAS!
WALANG LABIS, WALANG KULANG! IBOTO SI CAYETANO, ESCUDERO, PIMENTEL III, TRILLANES, AQUINO III, ROCO!
Pera, wala sila, so what! Basta ba ang mga pilipino hindi magmumukhang pera sa halalan! Frankly, Mayor Binay and Company should have considered greatly the issues of morality, integrity, loyalty, and yes, obedience to the Commandments of God, and laws of men in choosing their candidates because!
As for the rest, they should have considered likewise the issue of morality, integrity and loyalty, and of course, obedience to the Commandments of God and of men in choosing them because they are important!!!
Walang makakatalo kay Alan Cayetano. I am impressed by the faith of this man in the Lord above, and I see that he is trying his best to be worthy of all the blessings that God has bestowed him with. His faith in God will help him through, I know!
Mabuhay ka Alan Cayetano! Tama ka, hindi natutulog ang Panginoon!
Sorry, naputol, this should read: Frankly, Mayor Binay and Company should have considered greatly the issues of morality, integrity, loyalty, and yes, obedience to the Commandments of God, and laws of men in choosing their candidates because THEY ARE IMPORTANT!
That nuisance CAYETANO candidate of the KBL should save his face by voluntarily withdrawing his COC application. Ang kapal ng mukha, at ang bastos!! Nakiki-hitch lang kay Alan Peter. Magkano kayo ang binayag ni taba at pandak niyan. Bastusan na talaga. Nakaka-high blood!
Sana alam ito ni Alan…
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A petition to declare a candidate as nuisance must also be filed within five days from the last day of filing of COC, he said.
PS: should be read:
magkano kaya ang binayad ni taba at pandak…bastusan na talaga!
Yang Oliver Lozano na yan, is a fake copycat. Tingnan mo naman yung mukha…gusto pang kopyahin si Marcos, pati style ng buhok. He’s at it again. Nagpapagamit! Tigilan na nila ni Alan Peter (isang matino at kagalanggalang na tao).
PS (again):
yang opportunists coalition (unity ticket kuno) candidates na yan ay nakakahiya. Puro lang sarili ang iniisip. They play blind, ang daming sinaktan ni Gloria at ng gobyerno niya…ang daming violations. So, anybody who align herself or himself to Gloria is nakakahiya coz the real issue is Glue-ria. How sad the dictionary word “Gloria” has to be redefined too!
Yuko,
E swelduhan yata ni Meldy si Oliver kaya nagpapakamatay kung ano ang iutos ng amo.
Manay Chi
Huwag nang tumaas ang high blood mo kay Sultam Kiram. Hayaan mo nang magkamal ng salapi yong tao. Anyway, dehins naman mananalo. Gagawin lang siyang palamuti sa entablado para masabi may representation ang Mindanao area. O, di ba may isang pasok sa oposisyon.
Kumalas na rin ako kay Tito Sotto nang tuluyan. Noon pa naman, sinabi kong dapat huwag na siyang kumandidato dahil tama na yong 12 years bilang senador. Balik na lang sa eeek, bulaga. Pero na-enganyo sa P150 million tumataginting. Laki nang kikitain nga naman, bakit hindi sabakan kahit malotat. O, di dalawa na ang pasok sa oposisyon.
joeseg,
Laos na si Tito Sotto, tayo dito sa blog ni Ellen ang sikat ngayon.
Pustahan, bababa si Sotto sa next survey!
Kay Sultan Kiram, iyon ngan Sulu ay hindi niya hawak sa labas pa kaya ng kanyang kasultahan! Ayyy, salamat naman at para na siyang tumama sa Lotto gaya ng lahat ng nasa unity adminstration!
I’m not surprise that Joker Arroyo is now on the side of Satanic group since as I heard that Joker Arroyo is the illegitimate half brother of Miguel Arroyo by illegal injection when his crib was accidentally moved by stupid mistake. Joker has been playing a joke on the opposition as the planted spy by illegitimate first gentlemaniac Miguel all along. Now the baby joker chicken finally came home to papa. The Arroyo’s are now complete, Joker has found his lost family all these years. No wonder he has been miserable while pretending to be with the opposition, and fighting for the good cause. Now we know the rest of the story, it’s about the additionanl bonus of P100 million. All it take, is a simple announcement and little bs, walla P100 million. Easy money!
chi Says:
February 12th, 2007 at 9:25 am
joeseg,
Hindi mo yata nabasa ang sinabi ko sa isang poste na I remember sabi mo ay kahawig ka ni Trillanes last year. heheh!
Manay chi
Psst, sa atin lang yon, huwag mong ipagsasabi na kamukha ko si Trillanes. Baka ikulong din ako. Kung babasahin mo lang ang past postings ko, you will also realize na noon pa, may hint na akong pasok si Trillanes. Unang sinabi ko, huwag na si gringo, Trillanes could be more exciting.
Talaga, Joeseg, ha.
joeseg,
Oo nga, pero mauubusan ako ng allowance sa katatawag sa mga friends para suportahan si Trillanes. Balita ko nga ay niligawan pala ng unity administration si Trillanes pero hindi natinag ang kamukha mo.
Ay, andito pala si Ate Ellen!
I think the withdrawal of JV Ejercito has also something to do with entry of Trillanes into the official line-up. And of course, may go signal from Erap. Ang asahan natin ay lahat na panggigipit ang gagawin para hindi makapagkamya ang oposisyon. The alleged threat to Erap will also be applied to alleged threat to opposition candidates down to the locals. Ganyan ang nakikitang kong scenario.
The vital role of the media will come to fore in this crucial stage.
Hindi niyo lang alam na kinunsulta muna ako ni Trillanes. Ayaw ko naman magbuhat ng sariling bayag este bangko kaya tahimik lang ako. Alam niyo ba na ang 12th slot ng administration ay dapat kay Imelda Marcos? Ayaw niya at mas gusto ang pagka-mayor ng Manila. Alam niyo ba kung bakit gusto niya sa Manila? Para madalas siyang makapag-shopping sa 168 Mall.
Arroyo con Recto:El dos pares soletos candidatos no suy cabesas moquito.They really deserve each other to be under the wings of La Impactita de la Gloria.Santisima,Sus Maria!
Manong Joeseg, walang kinalaman si JV sa pagpasok ni Trillanes. Ang dahilan sa pag-atras ni JV ay dahil sa pamilyang Erap kasama na ang banta ni Mareng Loi na tatakbo siya uli kung nanay ni JV ang tatakbong mayor sa San Juan. Iyan ang ibinulong sa akin ni Pareng Erap nang minsan nakatawag siya sa akin gamit ang cell phone ng isang guardiya sa Tanay. Hindi alam ng Malacanang na may pinsan akong guardiya ni Erap sa Tanay. Tulog ako nang pumunta sina Villar sa Tanay para kausapin si Erap. Kung alam ko lang nagawan ko ng paraan na makapasok sila. Ate Chi, naubusan ka na ba ng allowance sa katatawag? Ibig mong sabihin naubos mo na ang mga perang ipinadala ko sa iyo noong isang buwan? Aba, $10,000 iyon!
Ang liit naman kasi ng $10,000, artsee! Kulang ‘yan sa long distance calls.
Iyan din ang balita ko, pero natutuwa naman ako at mismong si JV ang nagsabi na suportahan daw natin si Escudero, Cayetano at Trillanes. Ibig sabihin ay malaki ang role ni JV sa pagkakapasok ni Sonny sa UNO. Kaya nga siya ang campaign manager, para mamonitor din marahil ang takbo ng kanyang mga favorite candidates.
Manay Chi
Bakit hindi mo na lang i-text mas mura kaysa tawag. Lalong maganda kung ang celphone mo ay subscribed sa Globe or Smart sa Pinas at may roaming service, piso lang ang txtback sa iyo.
Artsee
Even as a joke, balita mo tungkol kay Imelda sa Manila mayoralty race eh nong pang last year. Now, she’s not in the list who are running, she’s just walking with her shoes.
Okay, simula sa Marso ay $20,000 na ang allowance mo. Pang long distance lang iyan ha. Pu Yao Suey Pian Yong Chian. Huwag kang magastos. Tungkol kina JV at Trillanes, magkaibigan iyan dalawa. Halos magkasing-edad sila. Etong si JV pinahanga tayo ng husto. Na-postpone pati iyong kasal niya dahil ayaw payagan siyang sa Tanay gawin ang reception. Baka sa June na lang daw. Sayang, ako pa ang isa sa ninong. Nakahanda na ang Amerikana kong Armani.
Alam mo Mang Joeseg, pangpagulo lang iyan si Madame Imelda. Pakawala iyan ni tiyanak. Guguluhin lang niya si Fred Lim na taga opposition at maka-Erap. Madugo at mabigat ang laban sa Manila. Mabuti nakinig si Pareng Ping sa akin na umatras. Kung natuloy si Pareng Ping, malamang ang bise niya si Bacani. Plantsado na sana iyan. Pero nang naamoy kong may gagawin hindi mabuti kay Ping ang Malacanang, pinaatras ko na lang.
artsee,
ayaw mo ng Inno Soto? O kaya ay Pitoy Moreno?
Mahilig ka talaga sa mamahalin.
Pwede na rin kung Dulce & Gabana. – nabanggit ito ng Black Eyed Peas sa kanta nilang My Humps, at sa pelikulang The Devil Wears Prada
Chi, Schumey, All concerned:
Just talked to my group, and the consensus is we campaign for all UNO senatorial candidates. BTW, Oxford U has not approved the use of the word “senatoriable” yet, so I am not using it.
In other words, it is bad English!
Ayoko man gid, gotta campaign for Kiko and Villar. Our UPAA group in Tokyo can support Kiko. Marami siyang kaibigan sa kanila. Pagbutihin na lang niya ang hinihiling namin sa kaniya na protection for UP. At saka doon sa mga streetchildren, wards, etc. ni Fr. Cullen ng Zambales.
Hindi pa naman huli. He can make amends and try to be a real hero for a change, hindi tuta ng isang devil incarnate!
So guys, final list ito:
1. ANTONIO TRILLANES (SAKIT NG PILIPINAS, SI TRILLANES ANG LUNAS!)
2. ALAN PETER CAYETANO (PAG-ASA NG MGA PILIPINO, HAWAK NI CAYETANO!)
3. FRANCISCO ESCUDERO
4. AQUILINO PIMENTEL III
5. BENIGNO AQUINO III
6. PANFILO LACSON
7. SONIA ROCO
8. LOREN LEGARDA
9. NIKKI COSETENG
10. JOHN OSMENA
11. FRANCISCO PANGUILINAN
12. MANUEL VILLAR
Mabuhay si JV. Puede pambato sa 2010 kahit VP. Basta ang mga pilipino dito sa Japan, UNO lamang. Walang SEGUNDO—meaning sunud-sunuran doon sa magnanakaw na may kakambal pang sinungaling gaya ni Recto at iyong tinatawag ni NCO na Great Shit!
Mang Nelbar, Ayaw ko kay Inno Sotto kasi Sotto ang pangalan. Asar na ako kay Tito ngayon. Pitoy Moreno? Imelda loyalist iyan. Kay German Moreno na lang ako. Ang paborito kong brand kung hindi Armani ay Hugo Boss.
Ystakei
Tama, UNO, 12-0. Yan ang importante. Kapag nagpasok ng iba, kahit hindi kabilang sa Dirty Dozens, kabawasan na sa UNO. Kalimutan na muna ang mga kapintasan ng napabilang sa UNO. Lahat naman yan mayroon, hayaan na lang sila ang magsiraan. Basta tayo, 12-0!!!
Joker Arroyo and Recto can not break and untie the bind that hold them together with despotic gloria and the fat guy even if they wanted to. Forever they will be held “prisoner” for what these couple had done for them; by their magic wand, they became dishonorable members of the senate, which admittedly thru their own effort they will never make it. These two dishonorable gentlemen whatever the compromise, whatever the end-result of the acts still believe in the Filipino saying: “Marunong tayong tumanaw ng utang na loob attitude, kahit na habang buhay”. Yeah, right, there’s nothing wrong in repaying a debt of gratitude, but only up to certain extent. If it concerns the welfare of the state and the majority, if it pertains to cheating, lying and stealing utang na loob shall make a retreat and let fairness and justice prevail. Pero ang dalawang ito, hindi ganoon ang kanilang paninindigan. Kunwari pa lumalaban sila pero ang totoo ay pakitang tao lang pala. Kasama rin pala sila sa dumidila sa bawat yapakan ng kanilang impaktang reyna. And now they are back again in each others arms. The tie that binds them together before is stronger and higher this time. And so they really deserve each other.
Re joeseg’s messages to Manay Chi, Elvie, DKG, PV, Chabeli, Ystakei, Peacer001:
February 12th, 2007 at 3:31 am
Alam mo joeseg sa mga binanggit mo? heto ang naisip ko:
Iyong kay Pichay at Zubiri, nililigawan ang mga botante ng CARAGA area at Northern Mindanao.
Iyong kay Ed Angara ay itong Quezon, Tayabas, Aurora corridor.
Vic Magsaysay Region 3 vote
Jericho Petilla, Eastern Visayas vote
Ralph Recto, Mr.13th Senator. Iginapang lang kaya nalaglag sa karera noong 2001 si Senator Gregorio HONASAN!
Remember 13-0?
Maraming Salamat Joker Arroyo, sa pamamagitan mo lalo lang namin na mamahalin ang bansang Pilipinas!
Lumabas ang totoong kulay mo.
Kung inyong matatandaan noong panahon ng Erap presidency, Independent kuno itong si Joker. Halos ligawan ni Erap ito dahil kapitbahay lang ang San Juan at Makati.
Noong 1987 din, isang buwan matapos ang unang pag-a-alsa ng mga sundalo laban sa pamamahala ni Cory, si Joker ang Executive Secretary.
Isa sa mga reporma na tinutukoy ng mga sundalo ay ang pagbibitiw sa pwesto ni Joker. Noong nagbitiw ka, pinahanga mo kami.
Pero ngayon…, sana sumunod ka na lang sa mga yapak ni Rene Saguisag.
Isang aral ito sa mga “mag-aaral ng kasaysayan” lalo dun sa mga sumimbolo ng mga lumaban sa diktadura ni Marcos!
Unfair kung isasama si Joker sa mga listahan tulad nina Soc Rodrigo, Nene PIMENTEL, Mitra, Adaza, Tito GUINGONA, Lorenzo Tañada, Jose Pepe Diokno, Doy Laurel, Lando Olalia at marami pang iba na nag-ambag na buo ang loob at tapang upang maisawalat ang baho o katotohanan ng nasa Malakanyang!
KAILANGAN ANG KABATAAN UPANG LALONG MAPAG-ARALAN ANG KASAYSAYAN!
Nelbar:
Tell you frankly, I have higher standards when choosing people to run our government over in Japan, kaya hindi puede sa akin ang mga pipitsuging politicians in the Philippines gaya ni Joker Arroyo, Angara, et al kasi na ipaglandakan pa nila ang mga diploma, etc. nila. Walang sinabi ang mga certificates kung hindi naman ginagamit ang pinag-aralan sa kapakanan ng lahat lalo na kung public figure na katulad nila.
Never liked these politicians as a matter of fact, not even iyon kapatid ni Ninoy. Isang tingin ko lang sa mga iyan, alam ko nang kurakot sila!
“We can now throw away whatever illusions we had nurtured for Joker in matters of democratic ideals, honesty and integrity.”
Another “Freedom Fighter” has fallen in this regime. Now we only have the Constantinos, the Dioknos, the Tanadas as the few remaining icons of democratic struggles.
I hope the low-profile fighters in the media and the blogspheres would step up and fill the void vacated by the champions-turned-pawns of this administration.
Bilib ako kay Ninez C. Olivares of Tribune. She never changed her opinion of Joker she called “Great Shit!” I shared her opinion kasi itong si Joker ang isang pahamak noon na gustong magbenta ng Roppongi property, etc. sa Japan. Tuwing pupunta dito iyan noon, may nangyayari sa property doon noon. Baka siya na naman ang broker ng mga Pidals in the bidding on the properties in Japan that by SC ruling hindi puedeng ibenta, etc. without a national referendum. Kaya sinong may sabing matino iyang kamag-anak ni Pidal!
saan ba nababagay ang bulok? di ba’t sa basurahan? ang tae, di ba’t sa inodoro? ang mga kawatan, di ba’t dapat sa kapwa kawatan?
ganyan sila ka-compatible!
sama sama silang mga bugok!!
joeseg, noong isang taon mo pa pala kamukha si trillanes. hindi ba nagbago kung sino ang kahawig mo ngayon? sino na nga ba? sirit na ako. sige na, sino nga?
kanina, sa magandang umaga pilpinas, ayon sa balita ay kakandidato daw si imelda bilang meyor ng maynila sa ilalim ng bulok na administrasyon.
sus, naman. huwag sanang magmulto si macoy!
si ralph recto ay nanalo noon bilang kinawatan este kinatawan sa batangas hindi dahil siya ay mayroong ipinakitang potensiyal bilang mambabatas kundi bilang isang rectong dala dala ang pangalan ng yumaong claro m recto at ang pagiging asawa ni vilma santos na tinatangkilik ng karamihang movie goers. gayundin noong tumakbo siya sa pagka-senador. subalit, dahil sa kanyang kawalang malasakit at pag-iingat sa dignidad ng angkang kanyang kinabibilangan, mananalo siya sa boto ng kanyang mga kasambahay subalit hindi sa buong sambayanan. inilabas na niya ang kanyang tunay na kulay at hindi karapatdapat magdala ng isang marangal na pangalang hanggang ngayon ay kinikilala at iginagalang ng taong bayan.
sa kanya (ralph) na napuputol ang magandang alaala ng yumaong ka claro.
ystakei:
Off topic lang. Nasulyapan ko lang kaninang umaga sa Unang Hirit:
February 12,2007 Monday, Balita sa Pahayagan:
Delay hits development of RP property in Tokyo
–Business World
schumey Says:
February 12th, 2007 at 7:42 am
Just imagine, 12 x P100M = P1.2Trillion, aba, ‘di ba iyan ang national budget for 2007? Iba talaga mang-suhol itong si pandak, kaya pala niyang maglabas ng ganyan kalaking pera, humihingi pa sa taongbayan.
Schumey
hindi naman gaanong kalaki na ang suhol, barya-barya lang bigayan kung by the hundred million; parang mamera yan tulad ng presyo ng mga Generals natin.
12 x 100 million, pag kano ang bumasa niyan ay
12 hundred million lang which is also the same as 1,200 million or 1.2 billion. Ang trillion sa alam ko ay one million million, o kaya ay one thousand billion, daming zero
1,000,000,000,000,000. Kung meron kang isang milyon na million, yun ay isang trillion.
Dati budget natin ay mahigit na 800 billion, na ngayon ay sobra na sa 1,000 billion, kung 1.4 trillion ang budget ngayon yan ay 1,400 billion. Ang leakage sa budget ay umaabot or lampas pa ng 50%. Kanino napupunta yan. Kahit US dollar, hindi ganyan kalaki ang tinitiba ni George Bush. Kung kikita ka ng 700 billion taon-taon, mantak mo yan. Kaya mong bilhin kalulwa or buhay man nang sinuman.
Si Al Capone, parang puwing lang. Ang nabili lang niya ay ilang hepe ng Pulis, at ilang politiko. Dito sa atin talo ang Mafia Godfather
kasi nabili halos ang buong media, buong Congreso, Buong Soupreme Court, buong Generals ng Military at Pulis, lahat halos ng pinuno ng mga departmento at korporasyon ng gobierno. Kung din man nabili tinatakot naman. Kaya hindi masolve ang patayan sa atin. Mahal man ang bayad may pambayad naman.
Si Al Capone ay city thug samantalang ang Mafia ay cultural criminal.
Monologue muna ako.
Ang #12 candidate ng Dirty Dozen a.k.a. United Administration per johnmarzan pala ay si Sultan Muhammad Fuad Abdulla Kiram I. Ang haba naman ng pangalan niyan, sa name recall pa lang talo na.
Tip: Kung gusto ninyong matandaan, use the acronym – SMFAK1. Madaling tandaan dahil bukod sa tunog bastos, pwede ring prutas yung FAK1 – bagay sa gulay na Pechay.
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They deserve each other nga naman, tama si Ellen. Parang mga langaw na naghahanap ng etchas. Natagpuan rin sa wakas ang hinahanap!
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Malabo talaga ang paninindigan ni Ralph Recto. Parang binabae. Hindi alam talaga kung ano siya, Recto nga pero hindi naman Claro.
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Totoo palang ang Recto ay simbulo ng pamemeke. Pati boto ng mga pawikan ginamit ni Ralph para mandaya’t manalo. Ang thumbprint ba ay ginawa…sa Recto?
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Si Chavit pala ang pinakamahirap sa mga kandidato ni Gloria. Kawawa naman. Lord, tapusin ninyo ang paghihirap niya. Ibinibigay na namin siya sa inyo. Kunin mo na po.
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Kundi ba naman garapal na sinungaling iyan si Chavit, iyan ba ang nagka-aneuryism, nasa Comelec agad ilang araw pa lang ang pekeng operasyon daw.
Ang alam ko hindi pinalalabas ang bagong opera…kung hindi pa umuutot!
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Si Vic Magsaysay, panira sa apelyidong Magsaysay – kagaya nung Amang na tumambling sa impeachment. Hindi sila bagay na tawaging Magsaysay.
Dapat, Magsal…
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Hayop si Richard Gomez, filing pa lang daig pa ang miting de abanse sa dami ng hakot na celebs. Pati si Asi Taulava, nagmukhang bodyguard. Kaya lang, na-reject din siya ng Administrasyon pagkatapos ilaglag ng Oposisyon.
Ibig bang sabihin, si Goma…tumalbog?
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Buti na lang umatras si Edu, mantakin ninyo, kasali pala sa kampanya ang mga anak ni Ate Vi!
Linya ni Lucky Manzano: Iboto ninyo ang tatay niya (turo kay christian)
Linya ni Christian Recto: Iboto ninyo ang tatay niya (turo kay Lucky)
Linya ni Vilma: Iboto ninyo ang MGA ASAWA KO!
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Si Jericho Petilla, anak ni Remedios ng Leyte, huling-huli na nang sumali. Huling huli rin sigurado sa boto.
Kasi nga Leyt, e.
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Si Zubiri, binili na yung rights sa “Boom-tarat-tarat” para sa campaign jingle niya.
Pagdating ng kampanya, malamang iyan din ang huling tunog na maririnig niya…galing sa granada at armalite!
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Si Pichay naman, pangulelat din sigurado iyan. At alam ninyo naman sa mga kampanya ng mga partido, laging inuuna yung mga patok na kandidato, sa huli na iyung mahina.
At dahil huli siya sa mga magsasalita, tiyak na bago dumating sa kanya ang mikropono, LANTA na si Pichay!
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Kung may kasing-garapal si Chavit diyan sa lineup ni Gloria, si Angara iyon! Magkaibigan na nga silang dalawa. Kung kayo gusto ninyong makaibigan si Angara pwede rin.
Nagpaprint na nga siya ng campaign poster na nakalagay: Do you want to be an ANGARA-PAL?
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Sa lahat ng mambabatas, maipagmamalaki ni Joker Arroyo na sa House man o sa Senado, MALINIS ang kanyang REKORD. Totoo yan.
Total na batas na ipinasa ni Joker sa Kongreso at Senado? ZERO. Malinis talaga ang rekord, diba?
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Nagpaalam na pala si Tito Sotto sa Eat Bulaga noong Sabado? Paalam na rin kaya sa pag-asa sa senado?
Baka siya ang ma-bulaga…Wowowee!
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Si Tessie Oreta hindi pa rin mapatawad si Cory kaya hindi sila magkabati e. Masyado kasing spoiled brat si Dancing Tessie. High blood parati pag ang hipag ang pag-uusapan.
Dapat na ring palitan ang apelyido from Oreta to Irita!
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Bago ko makalimutan, si Defensor balak kong inisin iyan. Magre-repack ako ng dried butong-pakwan at lalagyan ko nang ‘Tol na tatak sa supot na plastic.
Kukunin kong promo girls lahat may bingot. Gandang magdemonstrate ng pagkain ng butong pakwan nun!
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Dahil nasa kampo na niya si Tito Sotto, tiyak hihilahin na rin ni Gloria si Joey de Leon na asawa ng pamangking si Ailene Macapagal para mag-host sa mga miting ng kampanya. Siyempre pa, ipa-package deal na rin yung sikat ngayon na kanta ni Joey na “Itaktak mo”. Para ko nang nakita kung paano makisayaw si Gloria sa saliw ng tugtog na yan.
Kung ako ang masusunod, papalitan ko ang lyrics ng “Itakin Mo” habang sumasayaw si Pandak!
Hahahah!, “Itakin Mo” habang sumasayaw si Pandak!
Superb ang monologue mo, Tongue. Hahahah!!!
I’m saving Tongue T’s monologue sa laptop ko para pag sakay ko sa train, babasahin ko. Tinginan ang mga tao sa akin when at one time, medyo napalakas ang tawa ko sa mga kakalogan niya.
Thanks, Tongue T. for making my day! Naalis ang inis ko! Trying hard pa naman akong huwag magmura! 😛
Tongue T
Ito ang champion sa monologue mo (parang Virgin Monologue ha?): Sa lahat ng mambabatas, maipagmamalaki ni Joker Arroyo na sa House man o sa Senado, MALINIS ang kanyang REKORD. Totoo yan. Total na batas na ipinasa ni Joker sa Kongreso at Senado? ZERO. Malinis talaga ang rekord, diba?
Hahahahahahaha! Kablog! Bagsak sa silya, pagulong-gulong pa! 🙂
tongue, langhat nang ngungunin mong monel ng munong manghwan mhinghot nin? mammhina oo, nami naman ngungunin mangit nganhunhad MHA nhaming mingo?
Hahahahahahahahahahahah! I read Magno’s entry ALOUD and I just couldn’t help but laugh! Hihihihihih!
Okay yung monologue mo Tongue , a.
Magno,
Munang ina ni mingot!
transleysiyon ng protesta ng mga bingot sa proposal ni tongue:
tongue, lahat nang kukunin mong model ng butong pakwan bingot din? pambihira oo, dami naman kukunin bakit katulad pa naming bingot?
Naluma yung 2B or not 2B ng Bard of Avon sa monologue ni Tongue T. I wish I know enough of the characters to write a similar piece. There was superb blending of truth and humour, of criticism and disgust, of unmasking political phantoms, of sarcasm and fun.
Mabuhay ka Tongue T.
Salamat sa inyo. Tawanan natin ang mga kalaban. Dito tumatatak sa isip ng mga Pinoy ang mga isyu, lalo na kung may kasamang kalokohan. Palagay ko, epektib iyang gamitin sa kampanya.
Hindi naman iyan lahat original pero I give blanket authority to any opposition candidate to use these jokes. Pero sa UNO lang ha!
UNO laban sa UNANO!